Gandarang girlash tinaob ng silahis na aktor! (Hahahahaha!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! How amusing. When this gorgeous starlet was asked in a recent presscon about her aborted love affair with a hunky guy who used to be most intimate with an aging movie star, she was honest enough to admit that it didn’t work out the way she had envisioned it to be.

It just fizzled out according to her but they still are on speaking terms and would even talk in the few occasions that they were thrown in each other’s company.

Hahahahaha!

Well, according to the rumor mill, kaya raw hindi nag-workout ang relasyon ng dalawa ay dahil sa bagong involvement ng gwaping na aktor sa isang gwaping ding personalidad.

Would you believe? Hakhakhak!

‘Yan na nga siguro ang in vogue sa ngayon. Men are better off with another men.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Mas intense raw kasi ang grappling and struggling in bed at mas matindi ang moans of ecstasy. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ma-imagine mong ipinagpalit niya ang gandaretch na chick na ‘to na matangkad at mola ang arrive sa isang ombre na kloseta?
Hahahahahahahaha!

What makes the set-up more exciting is the presence of a third party. A bisexual actor/director who is very much married but is having some illicit affairs with men on the side. Hahahahahahaha!

What a wonderful merry-go-round. Hakhakhak!

Habang ang misis ay tigang na wait-galore sa bahay, si mister ay supsupan galore sa kanyang part-time papa.

Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

How amusing can you get! Hakhakhak!

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Survivor si Eula Valdez!

KAKAIBA ang staying power nitong si Eula Valdez.

Imagine, star of the 80s siyang maituturing at contemporaries niya sina Aga Muhlach, JC Bonnin, Mayor Herbert Bautista, among many others but she’s still very much around doing the thing that she loves to do most-acting.

Ang matindi pa, she is now a lot svelte and can even afford to do some provocative pictorials for FHM and other male-oriented magazines.

‘Yung mga contemporaries niyang mga babae ay wala na halos karamihan sa kanila at maliban kay Yayo Aguila at occasionally, Jobelle Salvador (who’s kind of matronly-looking already.. Hahahahaha!), most of them are now out of the showbiz scene.

But feisty Eula is still dating (or are they living in already?) a young model-turned actor who’s more than twenty years her junior.

And lately, she’s back with ABS-CBN for the soap Mundo Man Ay Magunaw that’s been airing since this morning (January 30) at the 11:30 a.m. timeslot.

Iba talaga when you have talent. Mangagsipagdatingan man sila, di ka pa rin mababakante.

Kasama nga pala ni Ms. Eula sa kanilang noontime soap sina Nikki Gil, Empress, Ejay Falcon, Sylvia Sanchez, Allan Paule, Pinky Amador, Tessie Tomas among many others.

The soap’s under the direction of Jeffrey Jeturian and Rechie del Carmen.

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Madatung kasi si kuya kaya pila-balde ang chicks

BONGGACIOUS si kuya. Habang nagkakakatsang ang bunso niyang anak sa isa niyang chick, (baka raw kasi maubos ang kanilang mana sa pangtsi-chicks ni kuya…Hahahahaha!) press release to-the-max naman ang ibang mga chicks niyang ‘naka-eksena’.

It’s really different when you’re loaded. Even your son would become apprehensive, lest you spend their inheritance on the women you get emotionally involved with.

Dati-rati naman, wah sila pagka-ispluk when kuya was having an affair with a woman  who was already in her late 20s (or was she in her mid-30s already?).

But now that he’s enamored with a woman who’s even younger than his son, react to death na talaga sila.

Hahahahahaha!

Mahirap na nga naman, di ba?

Baka bilmoko si Ate, matuyuan tuloy ang balon ng kayamanan. Hahahahahahahaha!

Mag-worry ba si utoy? Hahahahahahahaha!

Pero ang nakatatawa, maliban sa sariwang chicks, meron pa palang ibang kaeksena si kuya na nagki-claim ding that intimate sa kanya.

Hahahahahaha!

‘Yung isa, swabe lang ang diskarte pero ‘yung isa, parang palaban at kini-claim na may kakaibang closeness raw sila ng ating bida.

Hahahahahahaha!

But the younger lady seems not to be perturbed by it all.

After all, mukhang pinatatayuan na siya ng haybol ni kuya dahil di naman kasi kala-tangic ang kanyang personalidad.

Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yan si kuya. Di mabongga sa press pero bukas-palad kay mama. Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Dennis Trillo man of the hour!

DI NAMAN katangkaran pero mukhang matindi ang arrive ni Dennis Trillo sa mga chicks. Bakit kaya? Does he have something that other hunks at GMA 7 are basically wanting of? Hahahahahahaha!

Hayan ka at ‘nadagit’ na pala niya ang medyo mailap na puso ni Bianca King at kapag nagti-taping daw sila for Bubble Gang, hitsurang hirap, wah talk lang daw ito basta’t nakasandal sa kanya at makapagpahinga ang kanyang papa.

Hahahahahaha!

How touching!

Anyway, bagama’t nagsasalita si Glaiza de Castro na kampante raw siyang ma-link kay Dennis while Biritera’s in progress, mukhang may konting apprehension siya on the side. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, Biritera’s a good project and it launches a new face by the name of Roseanne.

Simple lang ang hitsura ng batang ito but she sings well and acts well basing from the sample that she’s given the entertainment press present at the launching of their soap a couple of days ago.

Hindi pa man, kaabang-abang na ang soap na ‘to that’s slated to detonate on the 6th of February at GMA’s Telebabad program which tackles the highs and lows in the colorful world of the music industry.

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Hubaran para maiba naman (Hahahahaha!)

KUNG shocking ang mga eksena nila sa Imortal dahil katakot-takot na mga fight scenes ang involved, sa bago nilang pelikula, ang Unofficially Yours under Star Cinema, masi-shock naman ang mga otaw sa sexiness nina John Lloyd Cruz at Angel Locsin.

Imagine, sa shooting ng movie, ang perennial get-up daw ni Ms. Locsin ay bra at panty lang at si John Lloyd naman, would you believe? Totally wah! Hahahahahahaha!

Hate raw kasi ng aktor na maglagay ng plaster dahil nahi-hurt siya kapag tinatanggal na ito. Hahahahahahahaha!

Hurting nga naman ‘yun lalo na’t didikit sa plaster ang pubic hair mo. Hahahahaha!

Anyway, tumutingin lang daw si John Lloyd oras na nagro-roll na ang camera pero apart from that, never raw itong tumingin sa direction ni Angel.

‘Yun nga lang, di ba nakaiilang kapag ang kaeksena mong lalake ay walang underwear at totally naked talaga?

Hahahahahahaha!

At any rate, confident naman ang direktor na si Cathy Garcia na the end product of the movie would be a truly enjoyable one dahil pareho namang professional ang mga artista niya.

‘Yun na!

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Mukhang The Omen pero deadly sa chicks

ANO raw ba ang sikreto ng dancer/actor na ‘to at di naman kagwapuhan pero ang tindi ng appeal sa mga chicks?

Sa totoo, kung magpalit siya ng babae ay ganon na lamang at wala talaga siyang keber at pakialam kahit na nakasasakit siya most of the time.

Dati, cry-me-a-river talaga ang isang singer/actress dahil bigla na lang siyang tinuwaran ng mukhang bugok na itlog na lalaking ito for no apparent reason.

Ngayon naman, hurting nang todo-todo ang isang gandarang young actress dahil four months lang ang itinagal ng kanilang relasyon at bigla na namang nagbabu ang lalaking parang The Omen ang arrive. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ano ba ang meron siya at marami siyang chicks na nabobola?

Ang siyete, taga-Dakota Mansion daw ito pero kung ako naman, di bale na lang! Hahahahahahaha!

Dakota nga kung mukhang ewan naman, huwag na, oy! Hahahahahahaha!

Ayokoooooooh! Hakhakhakhakhak!

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Mother Lily Vilmanian talaga!

SHE he was able to produce a lot of movies featuring Superstar Nora Aunor but Mother Lily Monteverde, ironically speaking, is a self-confessed Vilmanian.

In one of her interviews, she was qouted as saying that Ms. Vilma Santos happens to be an ideal role model because she purportedly handles her finances wisely, along with her showbiz earnings.

“She had experienced crisis before,” the famed movie producer asseverates, “but she has become wiser in handling money and success.”

Very, very true!

Anyway, on February 6, we gathered from one of her avid Vilmanians Willie Fernandez that she will be one of the principal sponsors at the grand opening of Mother Lily’s superfab resort in Taal, Batangas.

Iba talaga si Governor Vi, the word dignity, along with credibility, is emblazoned all over her comely physiognomy.

Hindi lang siya queenstar for all seasons, she is the epitome of a real movie queen for all reasons.

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