Ibinunyag ang di kalakihang nota (hahahaha!)

ANO kaya ang nangyari sa gwaping na young aktor na ‘to na dati-rati’y isa sa mga hot young actors ng isang five-star network na ngayo’y parang desperado na sa kanyang career.

Imagine, sa taping ng isang sitcom sa Nasugbu, Batangas, na-shock ang mga co-actors niya nang biglang maghubad ng kanyang brief ang gwaping na aktor na ‘to early in the morning at ipinakita ang kanyang butt in broad daylight. Hahahahahahaha!

In fairness, super flawless naman at talaga namang walang makikitang discolorations sa kanyang satiny skin tone. Satiny skin tone raw, o! Hahahahahaha!

Not contented with what he did, humarap pa ito at buong ningning na ibinalandra ang focal point ng kanyang machismo na ikinamangha naturalmente ng mga spectators, including the young actress who was a part of the group.

It was truly amazing but he had a hard on at that time of the day, but not a huge one.

Not a huge one raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Sigawan daw talaga ang mga spectator as they ogled at his equipment that was total ly erected at six in the morning. Hahahahahaha!

Prompting the young actress to comment in all innocence (which I believe is a feigned one.. Hahahahahaha!) na may ahas raw sa ‘tututs ng youg actor.

Hahahahahahaha!

Tawanan daw talaga ang lahat ng naroon.

Ang dapat daw kasing sinigaw nu’ng young actress ay may bulate sa tututs mo. Hahahahaha!

Nevertheless, it’s a fact that he’s the best-looking guy at the beach that day and that fact has obscured his ‘liability.’

Hindi nga naman talaga ibibigay sa’yo lahat ng Diyos.

‘Yun na!

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Alessandra shines in ‘Legacy’

ALL star cast ang “Legacy” ng GMA-7 na magsisimulang mapanood sa kanilang primetime slot starting January 16 (that will be this coming Monday na).

Pero this early, marami ang nagsasabing isa sa mga lulutang nang husto ay ang character ni Alessandra de Rossi bilang Bernadette Alcantara.

It’s dramatic and challenging in the sense that she’s the illegitimate one.

But knowing how good an actress Alessandra is, I have this feeling that she’ll give Heart Evangelista and Lovi Poe a veritably hard time.

Basing from the press release that we’ve read, Alessandra, Lovi and Heart are slated to have some heated confrontations, it’s going to be a battle of acting virtuousity then and let’s see who’s going to emerge as the winner.

Bongga rin ang support nila in the person of Sam Pinto, Solenn Heussaff, Mark Bautista, Cherie Gil, Jackielou Blanco, Maritoni Fernandez other GMA artists.

Leading men siyempre ng tatlong heiress sina Geoff Eigenmann, Sid Lucero, and Mike Tan under the competent direction of Jay Altajeros.

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Sana nga mag-succeed naman ang kanilang pagmamahalan

LAST night while I was watching Binondo Girl, Kim Chiu and Jolo Revilla made me cry.

Bigay na bigay ang dalawa sa page-emote sa kanilang eksena, I got enormously carried away.

Jolo Revilla is a real man but he’s a competent actor who’s not afraid to show some weaknesses the moment his role demands it.

Xian Lim is relatively new in the field but he’s been able to show how competent he is as an actor.

Highlight ni Ms. Ai Ai delas ang mga remaining episodes ng Binondo Girl lalo na’t nasa balag siya ng alanganin while waiting for the outcome of Papa Chen’s chemotherapy sessions.

Sa totoo, parang gripo ang kanyang luha at parang hindi na siya umaarte at totoong nangyayari na sa kanya ang mga madadramang eksenang kanyang ginagampanan.

Anyway, waiting with bated breath ang sanlibutan sa magiging ending ng soap na ‘to na matagal ding sinubaybayan ng nakararami.

Huwag palalampasin ang huling linggo ng Binondo Girl nightly from January 16 to January 20 pagkatapos ng “Budoy.”

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Api-apihan o manggagantso?

MARAMI ang naiintriga sa kwento ng buhay ng sexy starlet na ‘to na ang feeling ng nakararami ay inisahan ng lalaking kanyang sinamahan sa States sa loob ng matagal-tagal ding panahon.

Ano nga ba ang totoo?

Pero ano itong nakarating sa aming di naman daw totoong inapi siya ng lalaking kanyang sinamahan sa abroad?

“Nasa kanya ang properties ng kanyang mister, pa’nong mangyayaring inapi siya?” avers our source. “Mag-ingat siya sa kanyang pagbabalik dahil may pending cases silang mag-asawa na dapat niyang harapin na may konek sa mga bouncing checks na kanilang in-issue.”

Well, baka namam tutulungan siya ng friend niyang sikat na aktres para muling makapagsimula.

‘Yun nga lang, huwag naman daw niyang i-down ang kanyang mister na wala namang ginawang masama sa kanya.

Siya na nga raw itong nag-benefit nang todo-todo.

‘Yun na!

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Siraulong starlet na manunulat di alam ang pinagsasasabi

INASMUCH as this Facebook thing and Twitter account happen to be in thing these days, I have to admit that I’m not really into it.

I’m using the computer for editing purposes but I’m not the kind who would focus all of my energy just reading some of the idiotic and doltish things that some people get to send at my email ad and FB account.

Lately, I was informed by an avid follower of my columns that a certain faggot has been maligning me and sending in some uncouth and cavalier messages simply because I’m now a dedicated follower of the Queenstar for all seasons, Ms. Vilma Santos.

According to this cheap and nameless fag, I’m now a convert Vilmanian simply because Nora Aunor’s career is no longer propitiously prodigious the way it was before.

Bumabalimbing daw ako (his very word) at sumasakay sa ginintuang (his word again) sasakyan ni Ate Vi dahil bagsak na raw ang Superstar.

How disgustingly cheap!

If I’m now an avid follower of Ate Vi, that doesn’t mean that I already despise Ate Guy.

I still admire her from afar (it has always been like that even before and I was never given the chance to be that intimate with Nora the way I’m at least chummy right now with Ate Vi), but only as an actress, along with her awesome accomplishments in the art of filmmaking.

Anyway, this cheap faggot is supposedly nauseated (not his word because he’s a veritable dolt and unschooled… Hahahahaha!) with my supposed extravagant praises with the Queenstar for he considers them very much wanting of sincerity.

Really? Don’t you dare compare me with your idol Ferminata who’s reeking with duplicity and not in the least bit honest with herself.

Don’t talk about money, too, because I have never been a bought person like your idol who’s a veritable attack and collect, defend and collect persona.

Honestly, I have never earned a living out of milking other people dry.

If I’m antagonistic with someone, it’s not for the sole purpose of extorting money from them like what your cheap idol is fond of doing.

Look at the way she writes, isn’t she a buffoon? Hahahahahahahaha!

One day, she is mad as hell to this personality, only to praise him/her to high heavens barely a week afterwards.

Why is that so? Hahahahahaha!

Ang datung… bow!

At least in my case, I can sleep soundly at night because I’m honest and true to myself.

I, too, can face anyone because my conscience is clear since I’m not doing things for the sole purpose of extorting money from any celebrity or personality.

Don’t you dare question my fondness for Ate Vi because way back during the 90s, I was already praising her integrity and unfading beauty in my columns.

Palibhasa’y gugo reporter ka at alipores ni mukhang ungak na Ferminata (Hahahahaha! go on a diet, lola. Your puson is hideously big!

Hahahahahahaha! Have your nose fixed, too. Ang dami mong pera pero parang palapa ng niyog ang ilongis mo ever…Ha hahahahaha!) kaya blinded ka sa katotohanang I love Ate Vi with all my heart because I find her sincere and a real lady who’s honest with her dealings with people and with herself in particular.

Next time, before you open your salivatingly disgusting mouth, have a thorough introspection first, lest you make a colossal ass of yourself the way Ferminata is doing lately. Hahahahahahaha!

Huwag mong kinu-question ang pagmamahal ko kay Ate Vi because it took quite sometime before I come to realize what a gem of a person she is and will always be.

Period. Ayoko ng tsakaaaaaaaaaah! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Lastly, I’d like to stress that I have never come to hate Ate Guy the way you guys would want to make it appear.

Also, I never did abandon her the way you doltish fags would want to presume.

Natanggap ko na ang nature ng kanyang pagkatao kaya I’m very much at peace with myself.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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