Kakalyuhin na lang ang keps di pa rin magbabago (hahahahaha!)

IBANG klase ang kaelyahan ng oslang hubaderang itong llebo kwatro na ay ang tindi pa rin ng el factor. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Imagine, nu’ng kanyang kabataan, mereseng tapos na ang shooting niya ng mga garapalan sa kaelyahang eksena sa piling ng kanyang mga leading men, humahataw pa rin talaga siya sa pangangahoy ng mga notang mapi-fellate niya for the night. Hahahahaha!

Mapi-fellate raw for the night, o! Hahahahahahaha!

At one point, nahada niya ang hot teen-age actor of that era na disappointing daw ang nota dahil di naman kalakihan at kahabaan.
Hahahahahahaha!

Did you hear that, hindi raw remarkable both in circumference and length, she had to look for another victim who would satisfy her insatiable sexual urges. Hahahahaha!

That is usually the case if you happen to work as a hospitality girl before you entered show business.

Somehow, the thirst just couldn’t be quenched with one dick alone, you need to look for another to satiate your endless cravings for notas.

Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, that was wayback in the early 90s when she was still svelte and young and most men were dying to lure her into bed.

Or was it the other way around? Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, she was able to meet her worthy match in the person of this young actor who was then one of the raves in Tinsel town.

Talagang feel na feel siya ng nota-oriented (nota-oriented daw, o! Hahahahaha!) na hubadera (he was purportedly well-hung and impressive both in length and circumference… Hakhakhakhak!) but their relationship was cutshort with the interference of the young actor’s talent manager.

At any rate, she is once again the fave topic of many entertainment writers’ columns because of her libidinous encounter with this well-endowed young man she’s co-starring with right now in an indie movie.

Talaga raw looking into the eyes of love ang maelyang oslang hubadera hangga’t hindi niya nai-te-take home (hitsura ng pizza.. Hakhakhakhakhak!) ang morenong bulging ang crotch (bulging daw ang crotch, o! Hakhakhak!) na bagets. Hahahahaha!

Classic talaga ang libido ng babaeng ito na ang tindi na ng kaelyahan in her early 20s up to now that she’s already in her 40s.

Hitsurang parang anak na lang niya, tinalo at dyinobo-dyobo pa.

Hahahahahaha!

Ang tindi mo, teh.

Ikaw na talaga. Hahahahahaha!

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Parang semenarista at macho dancer

HAHAHAHAHA! Palihim kaming natatawa sa comparison ng ilang entertainment writers kina Jason Abalos at Patrick Garcia (na balik Kapamilya sa project na ‘to) sa well-attended presscon ng Precious Hearts Romances presents Lumayo Ka Man Sa Akin.

Contrast daw kasi ang personalidad ng dalawa.

Si Jason, with his cool machismo ay bagay na bagay raw maging macho dancer. Hahahahaha! Samantalang mukhang seminarista naman daw si Patrick with his super wholesome appearance.

Oo nga naman.

Hahahahaha!

Kumbaga, bagay na bagay at perfect boyfriend material si Patrick, samantalang parang callboy naman ang dating ni Jason. Hahahahaha!

Tipong if you want happiness in bed, choose Jason for a mate, whereas if you want tranquility in your life, Patrick is the right guy for you. Hahahahaha!

That is exactly what happened in this afternoon soap as Maja (in the role of the heiress Janine del Castillo) is torn between her love and loyalty for Matthew de Vega (Patrick) and Jake Falcon (Jason) a delectable young hunk who will make her think twice about marrying Matthew.

Find out what her decision is going to be starting Monday (January 23), weekday afternoons after Pinoy Big Brother Unliday on ABS-CBN.

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Sayang na kadakuan

SA MGA mga aktor ngayon sa showbizlandia, namumukod-tangi raw ang nutrisyus ng morenong aktor na ‘to na questionable ang gender.

Hahahahahahaha!

That must be the reason why most of the women he had an intimate relationship with were having a hard time forgetting him. Hahahahahaha!

Pag nachurva ka raw kasi ng closet queen na ‘to, you would find it totally unforgettable for he’s dingdong is purportedly impressive both in length and circumference. Hakhakhak!

Ang kaso, he could only get it up once or twice and the remaining years of your relationship would be platonic at the most. Hahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, basing from the sex video that we’ve seen wherein he was being sodomized by a faceless guy whose dick fall short in terms of hugeness when compared to his long and sooo taba ratbulites,(Hahahahahahaha!), we perfectly understand why women are going gaga over him the very moment they get to taste his throbbing hugeness.

Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Hindi gumi-gimmick si Heart… impaktita talaga si Marianita

MARAMI ang nagpaparatang kay Heart Evangelista na ginagamit daw niya pala-palagi si Marianita Lukresya para may mapag-usapan sa kanya sa presscons ng kanyang mga projects sa GMA-7.

Tulad na lang sa recent presscon ng “Legacy,” ang bagong drama series ng GMA-7, inakusahang ginagamit na naman daw ng dalaga ang feeling sikat na gurangga (feeling sikat na gurangga raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) when she was only answering the questions from the press.

If she had her way, she really would have wanted to talk about other facets of her existence but the press would naturally want to know what happened to her sensational gap with the cavalier Marianita.

‘Yun lang ‘yun.

Why would Heart naman be using the devil’s encarnate Marianita when there are other things worth talking about?

Tigilan na nga nila ‘yung tao dahil wala naman siyang balak na gamitin ang impaktang gurang na ‘yan.

Manood na lang tayo ng Legacy. Mahuhusay ang mga artista at walang gurang dito. Lahat mga makakatas at sariwa. Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Going back to Marianita, hinay-hinay sa paggastos, lola. Baka ma-Rosanna Roces ka.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Ang layo naman ng arrive ni Sam kay Ellen A.

PORKE’T bumenta kuno (bumenta nga ba? Hakhakhak!) ang FHM cover ni Ellen Adarna, panis na raw niya si Sam Pinto. Hahahahahahahaha!

Puhleeezzzeeeee! Who’s Ellen compared to Sam’s ethereal beauty?

Panoorin na lang nila ang Legacy para ma-sight nila ang ultimately classy and expensive beauty ng alaga ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente. Hahahahahahaha!

Di siya pokpok, noh? Hakhakhak!

Still on Sam, bongga ang arrive niya sa Legacy, dapat siya ang sister ni Heart Evangelista dahil they have the same queenly kind of beauty.
Hahahahaha!

‘Yung iba kasi, parang tired na and need the services of Belo or Calayan to give them the spark of freshness that they need. Hahahahahahaha!

Maglagay kayo ng pipino sa bags n’yo para ma-wishing it was you.

Hahahahahaha!

Mapanonood nga pala ang Legacy after Munting Heredera sa primetime series ng GMA.

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Busy as a bee pa rin si Ate Vi

SUPER busy na naman ang comely governor ng Batangas na si Ms. Vilma Santos.

Imagine, according to her private secretary Ate Aida Fandialan, she will grace the eve of Lipa’s City fiesta tonight, January 19 (coronation and ball of Ms. Lipa) and she’ll attend prior to that the meeting of Batangas Egg Producers & Hog Raisers.

Tomorrow, January 20, she’s slated to continue her shooting for her movie with Kim Chiu under the direction of the fabled director Chito Ronio.

On the side, may mga courtesy calls pa siya kung saan-saan.

But through it all, maintained pa rin ni Ate Vi ang kanyang effervescent beauty. Hahahahahahaha!

Ikaw na ang maging Queenstar for all seasons, di ba naman, Jimi Escala?
Hahahahaha! Likas kasing posturyosa at banidosa si Ate Vi kaya the years seem not to be prominently etched on her face.

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Joem Bascon, once more with feeling

HAHAHAHAHA! Dati-rati, parang di namin naa-appreciate ang machismo nitong si Joem Bascon.

Para kasing copycat lang siya ni Piolo Pascual and he didn’t have an identity solely of his own.

But lately, he’s been able to prove his rightful place in the sun and good breaks are veritably coming his way.

After a good role in “Nasaan Ka, Elisa,” he’s Coco Martin’s villain in “Walang Hanggan,” and from the looks of it, he’s got a long, long way to go in the business basically because he’s a good actor.

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