Kalawang sa kanyang alaga ang bansuting talent manager
BAGAMA’T hindi naman kami super close sa isa’t isa, paborito naming isulat ang young sexy actor na ‘to dahil mabait siya at kapag nakikita namin sa mga guesting niya sa The Buzz, kagi na’y may breeding siya at di nakalilimot na bumati sa amin.
Sa presscon ng isa niyang bagong proyekto sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan, may nakasama kami sa aming table na isang bansuting bading na may kasamang may arrive namang ombre na ewan kung paparu niya o hada lang for the day (hada lang daw for the day, o! Hahahahahahaha!).
Dahil hindi naman kami magkakilala, cool lang ang drama namin at maayos namang kinausap ang ombre niyang kasama.
Akala kasi nami’y Aleli Abadilla lang siya ng isa sa mga artistang kasama sa all-star cast na soap kaya tahimik lang naming pinagpatuloy ang aming pagkain. Hahahahaha!
After awhile, na-sight naming nakikipag-chikahan sa mga reporter ang bonzai na claving at bidang-bida ang beauty niya.
Meron ba? The beauty factor, I mean. Hahahahahahahaha!
Manager pala ng young hunk actor ang claving kaya pala biglang calling galore niya ang reliever niya ng kanyang lust and libido sa aming tabi para samahan siya sa table na kanyang pinagrereynahan. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Di naman kasi mukhang manager kundi glorified alalay kaya who would have the slightest idea that he’s the one handling the hunk actor’s career? Hahahahahahaha!
Magbihis ka kasi nang maayos, lola. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Ayan, napagkamalan ka tuloy na isang Aleli Abadilla. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hataw sa mga televiewer ang E-Boy!
THERE’S always the young boy in every grown up man.
Napatunayan ito sa paghi-hit ng E-Boy na napanonood right after TV Patrol.
Pa’no naman, napakaganda ng flow ng kwento at very heartwarming.
The night we watched it, hindi pa lumalabas si E-Boy at ang inventor palang niyang si Martin del Rosario ang featured. I have the feeling that he’s going to be Ariel Rivera when he grows up.
Anyway, E-Boy is interesting in the sense that it’s dealing with a subject matter – about Robotics, that’s very much in vogue lately.
Very absorbing ang flow ng story at talaga namang naiiba ang presentation rito ng mga direktor na sina FM Reyes at Nick Olanka.
I am waiting for the time when Martin would become Ariel Rivera and my favorite child actor Bugoy Carino would become E-Boy.
Do watch it. It’s a most absorbing life drama that’s presented in a totally different light.
Ferminata pinupuri na naman si konsehala
HAHAHAHAHA! Inggitera talaga itong si Ferminata, da lolang syobaers at tsaka, hitsura ng lumba-lumba. Hahhahahaha!
Out of intense insecurity, binabanatan na naman niya lately si Bianca Gonzales sa column niyang nakasosorang Tagalista.
Kung bakit kasi hindi mag-aral ng napapanahong lenggwahe at pinagduduldulan sa mga reader ang istilo niyang nauso pa nu’ng time nina Atang dela Rama at Norma Blancaflor. Hahahahahahahaha! Would you know who these people are dear readers? They were talented in their own unique way but they belonged to an era when people had different perspective and points of view.
Imagine, binanat-banatan na naman niya sa kanyang column ang walang magawang si Bianca dahil ang piunupuri-puri niya’y ang nasa kwadra ng TV5 na si Mariel Rodriguez. Hahahahahahaha!
Magbago ka na ng diskarte mo, lola. Alam mo kasing Backroom talent si Bianca kaya iritada ka to-the-max.
Extension kasi siya ng personality ni Kuya Boy Abunda kaya binibira mo nang binibira. Hahahahahahaha!
Anyway, no matter what you do, Bianca’s in good hands (she’s an ABS CBN talent, remember? Hahahahaha!) and she has a wonderful hosting career ahead of her.
What about you? Hahahahahahaha!
You’re almost down in the dumps. Hahahahaha!
What good is money if you’re no longer being received warmly by the same televiewers who once catapulted you to TV stardom. Hahahahahaha!
Masakit tanggapin ang katotohanan but you’re an ignominious has been.
A thing of the past.
Sinasabi na kasing magpapayat at magpa-lipo, di naman ginagawa. Hahahahahaha!
Men from all walks of life would definitely not have the appetite to watch your cheap shows that reeks with ignominy.
Mukhang nagnganga na nga ang main host, pang-chabokan pa ang balita, (Hahahahaha!) who would have the slightest of interest to watch? Hakhakhak!
Magtinda ka na lang ng taho, lola, at ng diaryo on the side, baka kumita ka pa. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Kay lola Fermi pa rin, (Fermi raw, o! ferming attack and collect! Hahahahahaha!) nagtataka ang mga otawzing why she seems to have a change of heart in as far as Konsehala Shalani Soledad is concerned.
Pagkatapos na bira-birahin sa kanyang mga columns ang supposedly ay disorganized wedding reception nito kung saan man ‘yun (kung saan man ‘yun daw, o! Hakhakhak!), heto ka at mga positibong write-ups naman ang lumalabas sa kanyang press-release oriented columns. Hahahahahaha!
Baka nagpadala na ng andalu si Congressman. Hakhakhakhak!
Anyway, some people have the impression that Willie Revillame’s show must have plummetted at the ratings in the absence of Konsehala. Hahahahahahaha!
No wonder, change tactics na naman ang orig na kotongera ng showbiz (orig na kotongera raw ng showbiz, o! ayaw ni Pokie nang ganyan! Hakhakhakhak!).
Good karma talaga si Atty. Persida Acosta
KUNG dati-rati’y simple lang kung manamit si Atty. Persida Acosta, these days she has become a veritable fashion plate.
Dahil sa top-rating na ang kanyang teevee program, sandamukal na ang mga fashion designer na nagdadamit sa kanya kaya eskalera nang lalo ang kanyang beauty.
Anyway, the good news is daily na ang kanyang Public Atorni sa bago nitong timeslot since last Monday (January 30) before T3 on TV5.
Whatever, before small claims court cases reach bigger courts her program tries to mediate and settle two opposing parties, thereby lessening the growing list of unheard cases in courts.
Ang maganda pa kay Atty. Persida, she looks motherly and very compassionate, the poor and the needy have definitely found an ally in her.
A most wonderful and caring ally, if I may say so.
At any rate, get to know the basic knowledge about Philippine law every weekday afternoon as mediation chief lawyer Persida Acosta try to find solution to common cases on Public Atorni: Asunto o Areglo.
Richard Gutierrez wants to try something excitingly new
AFTER the Survivor Philippines: Celebrity Edition finale that will be staged on February 10 at GMA, its main host Richard Gutierrez would supposedly want to get out of his comfort zone and would like to try roles that he’s never done before.
Asked if he’d like to follow her former leading-lady KC Concepcion’s daring career moves lately, he says he’s open to everything these days and is more adventurous.
“Why not?” he daringly says. “I’m now open to any kind of role, more so if it’s meaty and challenging.
Dapat lang! After all, competition has almost become a cutthroat thing in the business, one must become innovative and risque to survive.
Tapos na nga naman siya sa mga cutesie-patootsie things and is now mature enough to stan d up to the enormous challenges in his showbiz career.
Anyhow, in his forthcoming soap at GMA, he wants something that would challenge the actor in him.
This year, Chard is definitely not doing the usual fantasy-adventure series that fans tend to associate him with.
“Challenge me,” he demands to the GMA creative team while brainstorming for his next soap opera.
Dapat, nararapat at karapat-dapat lang!
Ate Vi ganado sa kanyang showbiz career
KUNG dati-rati’y parang second fiddle lang sa Queenstar for all seasons ang kanyang showbiz career dahil sa enormous demands ng kanyang political career, this year, she just might give in to the endless cajoling of her friends from the business to do at least two movies.
Gusto raw kasi ng Star Cinema (that’s being handled efficiently by Ms. Malou Santos) na gumawa pa siya ng isa pang follow-up movie the moment she’s through with her thriller movie “The Healing” with Kim Chiu and Martin del Rosario.
Hahahahaha! Isn’t that something veritably flattering?
For someone who’s no longer 18 and is mostly preoccupied with her new world which is politics, Ate Vi’s a queenstar indeed and a rarity, a lot of people in the business would like to follow her lofty example.
The very intelligent and meticulous Kris Aquino, for one, happens to be inordinately impressed with her achievements, particularly so when her late mom former President Cory Aquino advised her when she was still alive to emulate Ate Vi’s example who’s been able to make an awesome transition from show business to public sevice in the tricky world of politics.
May tatalo pa ba sa kanya? Hahahahahaha!
It makes a lot of difference when you’re disciplined and not delusory and goal-oriented.
Succulent dale Dizon!
HAHAHAHAHA! Naiirita na raw ang mga vaklushi sa mga featured actor natin na lagi na’y perpetually oufitted in pants and bare chested. Hakhakhak!
So, for a much welcome change, here’s a succulent guy named Dale Dizon who’s categorized by his friends as Pampanga’s hottest!
A BS Computer Science graduate from the Holy Angel University in Pampamga, he dreams of being an actor at may k naman talaga.
A veteran of so many male beauty pageants, he’s all of 26 years old and five feet nine inches in height.
Enjoy him while he’s still amenable and hot!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.