Marami ang nagtataka kung bakit wala raw sa ASAP last Sunday si Sarah

MARAMI ang nagtataka kung bakit wala raw sa ASAP last Sunday si Sarah Geronimo.

Hurting pa raw ba ito dahil so-so lang diumano ang latest movie nito sa Star Cinema at hindi super blockbuster tulad noon?

Well, baka naman may series of shows kung saan kaya di nakasipot. But one thing is for sure, upset daw lately ang dating reyna ng box-office dahil nagbago na nga raw ang trend at di na siya ang reyna ng takilya unlike in the not-so-distant past.

Well, tulad ng sinabi at nasulat ko barely a week ago, it’s high time that Sarah and her delusory mother should change gear to salvage what’s left of her once flourishing showbiz career.

Tulad nang sinabi ko, a change is in order.

Kung si Ms. Vilma Santos ay nag-decide na mag-change image noon at talikuran ang kanyang wholesome image para muling pabonggahin ang kanyang noo’y medyo nananamlay ng career, Sarah should do the same thing.

Hindi na eepekto ang mga patweetums niyang pelikula at pagbabata-bataan gayung matagal na siyang dapat na grumadweyt sa mga nonsensical roles na ‘yan na wala ng maka-appreciate dahil iba na nga ang panahon.

Leave the cutesie-patootsie roles to Kathryn Bernardo and her ilk, honey. You’re too old for that kind of thing. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung magpupumilit ka, baka resounding flop na ang mangyari sa pelikula mo.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ganda-gandahan n’yo rin ang PR sa press. Once a year, magpa-party naman kayo at mag-share ng inyong blessing para good karma kayo.

Imagine, the whole year round ay walang sawa kayong isinusulat ng entertainment writers, why not share with them a part of the ‘loot’?

Once a year na nga lang ang ‘sharing,’ dead-ma pa kayo?

Pwes! Kayo rin ang dededmahin ng press kapag kailangan n’yo na sila. Hahahahaha!

Bawas-bawasan ang pagka-kuring. Di na uso ‘yan.

Ang tindi-tindi n’yo naman. Gusto n’yo’y one way traffic at ayaw n’yo ng two-way avenue.

Even the brightest of stars like the queenstar Ms. Vilma Santos and superstar Ms. nora Aunor know how to share their bountiful blessings to the press, why not some- one like you who’s been raking in truckloads of dough for the past decade or so?

Sabihan mo ang madir mo, hija. Huwag masyadong swapang dahil baka maiwan ka sa katihan, ikaw rin. Hahahahahahaha!

Huwag mag-ilusyon na sa inyong lahat ang panahon dahil that is now the farthest from the truth.

Don’t you get to feel the approaching doom’s day in your career, my dear?

The mere fact that your movie’s are not raking in the same amount of dough at the box-office signals the fact that you should know how to reassess your career and correct some mistakes you committed in the past.

Period. Walang comma!

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Gawin mong ehemplo sina Ate Vi at Ate Guy

WHEN she was a lot younger, queenstar Vilma Santos was ignominiously labelled as makunat pa sa inuyat.

What people didn’t know was the fact that she was exceedingly problematic with her finances during that time and was faced with seemingly insurmontable payables, she had to wake-up early in the morning to meet with her creditors with the help of the late Atty. Esperidion Laxa and Manay Marichu Perez Maceda.

Those were nightmarish filled days and nights but she had no other choice but to work hard in spite of her being pregnant with Lucky.

“Marami nga ang nagsasabing kuripot daw ako pero ano ba ang isi-share when I had plenty of payables and no extra money to spare?” Ate Vi shared her innermost thoughts in one of her interviews with the working press.

Oo nga naman.

Ngayong maluwag na ang kanyang finances, she’s been doing good things to most people without so much funfare. Naroong tulungan niya ang isang fan na nagkaroon ng matinding karamdaman sa prostate, naroong tumulong para maipalibing ang isang tagahanga na mahal na mahal niya, kung may oras, she makes it a point na umiikot din siya sa Batangas para malaman ang mga problema ng kanyang mga nasasakupan para makatulong.

‘Yung mga press na dumadayo sa kanya para mag-interview ay di na hinahayaang umuwing ‘luhaan.’

Bukas-palad si Ate Vi kaya patuloy ang daloy ng good karma.

Si Ate Guy naman ay di rin matatawaran kung pagtulong sa fans ang pag-uusapan.

Nu’ng time ng Superstar, lalambingin lang siya ng isang matandang kapitbahay namin at give na agad ang aktres.

Kahit sino ay super emote sa kanya and she never did disappoint them.

Very touching sa amin ang isang Paskong napadalaw kami sa Christmas party niya for the press nu’ng time na buhay pa si FPJ at nakatira pa siya somewhere within the vicinity where Ate Vi was also living that time.

Hindi naman kami close kay Ate Guy pero si Frank Mallo (may her rest in peace) ay solid talaga at ang nasirang si Lolo Buenaobra ay sanggang dikit sa kanya.

Down ang finances noon ni Ate Guy pero nagulat kami dahil super pabolosa ang party niya at umaapaw talaga ang mga appliances na pina-raffle at ang andalu’y umaalagwa rin.

Nangutang pala ang Superstar that time para makapagpaligaya lang sa mga kaibigan niya sa press.

How touching!

Kaya ikaw Sarita, follow the lofty example of your colleagues in the business para good karma ka.

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Matteo, Xian & Maja sa isang maramdaming love story

LOVE is such a thorny and complicated issue! Nakasasakit, nakasusugat, nakatitinik. Now if the one you love believes in that, can there still be a happy ending?

‘Yan ang kuwento ng My Cactus Heart! It is top billed by the country’s most exciting stars, Matteo Guidicelli, Xian Lim and Maja Salvador!

Tungkol ito sa isang babae (Maja as Sandy) na mula sa magulong pamilya, she doesn’t believe anymore in happily ever after.

Tanggap n’ya at naniniwala s’ya na love only hurts kaya she is known to be a chronic man hater! But what if someone comes along and will make her question what she believes in? Ano ang gagawin n’ya? Can that someone change her jaded heart?

People who’ve seen the rushes of this movie believe that this is Maja at her best. Not surprising considering that it’s common knowledge that she is one of cinemas gems and is admittedly versatile she can do drama, comedy, horror, romance. This year, she has another big teleserye, the soon to be aired “Lumayo Ka Man Sa Akin.”

As for Matteo, the movie’s his first starring role. We have all seen him in his past teleseryes too and he has indeed proven that he is more than just a pretty face. As Karlo, we can now all see why Matteo could just be the next important male lead star!

Introducing naman sa pelikula si Xian Lim, currently the IT BOY of Prime time Bida. He plays the role of Bene, one of the two men who will try to win over Sandy’s heart. Now, Karlo or Bene? Sino sa kanila ang makapagpapabago kay Sandy? Who can make her believe that there is “happily ever after”?

Exciting love story, fresh casting combination! ‘Yan ang My Cactus Heart. Directed by Enrico Santos, the movie opens nationwide in over 100 theaters on January 25. Eto na ang pinakamatinik na love story ngayong 2012!

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Maswerte si Claudine sa pagkakaroon ng understanding husband like Raymart

BALIK-TELEBISYONG muli si Claudine Barretto by way of the GMA-7 fantaserye Spooky Night and Raymart Santiago who’s still not available for tapings and other workload.

Ang standing joke ng mga intrigero, baka raw na-trauma nang husto dahil nadagdagan ang mga anak niya ng isa pang pasaway, si Claudine.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, after ng guesting niya sa Tweenhearts, bakasyon grande raw sila ni Raymart sa Europe for 16 days without Sabrina and the other kids para solo lang nila ang lakad at makapag-unwind nang husto.

Well, Claudine’s lucky to have a husband like Raymart whose love for her is basically unconditional, if you know what I mean.

They’ve gone through a lot of things, some of which were not altogether pleasant, but his love for her has been able to parry off all of the complicated problems and marital obstacles and they seem to be whole again.

Ang swerte niya sa pagkakaroon ng understanding husband like him who’s rock solid even if herculean problems are coming their way.

Touching!

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Talbog sila sa talent ni Kuya (Ay ate pala! Hahahaha!)

LAMPASO ang ibang seasoned male hosts sa galing ng isang rumored to be bisexual na aktor na still in the closet. Sa true, wala silang binesa sa galing nitong magsalita at mag-adlib lalo na’t napaka-refreshingly articulate nito as compared doon sa iba na too dependent lang sa mga idiot board at prepared or canned spiels.

Sa isang prominenteng university kasi nag-aral si ate, este, si kuya pala, (hahahahahahaha!) kaya peanuts lang sa kanya ang mga hosting-hosting na ‘yan.

One thing good about him is the fact that he looks manly on cam and very much capable of holding back his ‘other side’ (his other side raw, o! Hahahahahaha! sayang na machismo’t kadakuan, sirena rin pala! Hakhakhak!), therefore enhancing his feigned verility all the more.

Tall, dark and handsome and very much voluble, how could you possibl compete with him? Karamihan kasi sa mga hunky guys ay di naman magagaling magsalita at prominent bukol lang nila ang puhunan. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, we’re happy that he seems to be doing favorably well and has found his niche at the celluloid firmament.

Dapat lang!

May talent naman si kuya at que sabroso pa ang hitsura. Hahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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