May sabunutan kayang magaganap?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! May namumuong love triangle raw sa showbiz ngayon.

Mukhang bukod sa kanyang relasyon sa isang tabaing young actress, medyo suma-sideline yata ang pabling na personalidad sa isa pang chicks na medyo may kadaldalan at masyadong outspoken sa mga ‘eksena’ nila ng kanyang ‘papa’. Hahahahahaha!

Kung ‘yung ‘fatso’ young actress who’s now a lot slimmer ay discreet at sealed ang lips at never na nag-comment kung anoman ang namamagitan sa kanilang dalawa ng chickboy na personalidad, itong isa ay daldakina at madalas magbigay ng hints sa kanyang interviews that there’s something that more than meets the eye in as far as her relationship with the womanizing personality is concerned.

Say mo, di niya tinatawag ang personalidad sa katawagang kinasanayan na ng lahat kundi sa pangalan lang nito.

Simply stated, she’s making it appear that they are that intimate and she’s not in any way intimidated by his lofty stature in the industry.

Kati-katera, di ba naman? Hakhakhak!

Deny raw kuno nang deny that they’re supposedly nothing but platonic friends pero lagi-lagi namang ini-emphasize na they’re supposedly that intimate with each other.

Ano kaya ‘yun? Hahahahahahahaha!

Maldita, di ba naman?

Ang ending, di kaya magkaroon nang talakan at sabunutan one of these days lalo na’t nagpa-noselift pa mandin ‘yung isa dahil feeling niya’y nararapat na she should be looking her very best for her papa? Hahahahaha!

Let’s wait for further developments.

Garampingat talaga ever ang chick na ‘to. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Ms. Gloria Romero at home rin sa GMA7

I USED to see her somewhere in Greenhills in her weekly get together with the other golden girls of local showbiz Ms. Barbara Perez and Manay Celia Rodriguez.

But it was only at the presscon of Munting Heredera, GMA7’s top-rating primetime soap that I had the chance of seeing her up close and personal.

Ms. Gloria Romero must be in her late 70s already but she still has the regal bearings of the movie queen that she was way back during the late 50s.

Slim and regal of bearing, she was emotional as she talked about her memorable working experiences with the cast of Heredera.

Ang standing joke nga ng grupo, kaya raw sila nagtagal ng 9 months sa ere ay dahil sa cut-off ni Ms. Gloria na hanggang ten p.m. lang uubrang mag-shoot for reasons too obvious to expound on.

Hahahahaha

Anyway, Heredera has resurrected the dormant showbiz careers of Ynez Veneracion and Leandro Baldemor with the help of the very kind Director Maryo J. delos Reyes.

Anyway, two weeks to go na lang ang Heredera na pinagbibidahan din nina Mark Antho- ny Fernandez and Camille Prats.

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Patang-pata na ang itzu at wala ng sparkle ang personalidad

DATI-RATI, he was the hottest newcomer in Tinsel town.

Pa’no, que sabroso naman kasi ang itzu at katilam-tilam ang crotch. Hahahahahaha!

Sa true, mabentang-mabenta ang mga sizzling pics niya sa mga centerfold ng mga fan mags na noo’y talagang super rumarampa pa sa bentahan.

But times have inordinately altered. Nagkatusak na ang mga male newcomers sa ngayon at lahat sila’y more than willing na magpa-sexy at magpa-pictorial with nothing left to the imagination of the public.

All of a sudden, parang di na masyadong mainit ang ating bida dahil parang nawalan na siya ng kasariwaan.

May appeal pa rin naman pero parang di na kapanta-pantasya unlike before when he was veritably reeking with succulent freshness.

Oh, well, ganyan talaga. One must always be prepared for such eventualities.

Dapat siguro’y magpa-Belo siya o kumunsulta kay Doc Calayan para magkaroon ng added freshness ang kanyang mukha na parang patang-pata na.

Sexy pa rin naman siya but his succulence is gone along with the youthful glow of his face.

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Marami ang nagpapantasyang maging Vilma Santos

BAKIT kaya si Queenstar Vilma Santos ang gustong tularan ng mga artista sa ngayon?

Inasmuch as we do have truckloads of movie people in the business but it’s the governor of Batangas that they would want to emulate.

Bakit? Simple lang, she is one artist who’s a veritable professional.

In the many years that she’s been in the business, she was never accused of unprofessionalism.

She’s also very much aware that movie fans, and the movie-going public in general, want to see an idol who’s perennially classy and chic.

Hindi ba ‘yung tipong parang mamamalengke lang ang hitsura at nagmamantika ang mukha.

Totoo ka, obligasyon ng isang artista ang maging palaayos at di ba ‘yung ginagawa ng mga new breed of actors and actresses sa ngayon na para bang pupunta lang sa palengke ang hitsura. Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Through the years, Ms. Vilma Santos has maintained this lofty kind of an image that is why she is highly looked-up to and respected.

Now, are you guys wondering why she is the Star for All Seasons?

‘Yun na!

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Sobrang sexy kinabog ang mga girlalu! Hahahaha!

SA SHOW ng isang network celebrating the Chinese New Year the other night, naaliw kami sa sandamukal na production numbers na talaga namang well-choreographed at well-rehearsed.

Pero sa dinami-rami ng production numbers, kinabog silang lahat ng sexy number ng isang hot young hunk na talaga namang super ang galing sa pagsasayaw.

My God! walang binesa sa kanyang sinuous body movements ang mga girlalung nakasabay niya.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Hitsura ni Freida Fonda of the body language fame wayback during the 80s. Hahahahaha!

He was simply exotic and very much capable of becoming an erotic dancer (not a macho dancer, huh? an erotic female exotic dancer replete with the accompanying erotic moves and flirtie-flirtie smile and body gyrations that’s guaranteed to give hot-blooded males a huge hard on. Hakakhak!).

If you didn’t see him peform, you missed something veritably worth-watching by virtue of its sheer artistry.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Talbog talaga silang lahat.

Undoubtedly, that was the best performance of the evening.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Nagwa-water-water ang mga vaklushi!

KUNG ang exotic dance number ng sexy young actor ay kabogerong tunay, iba naman ang arrive ni Jason Abalos sa bagong afternoon soap ng ABS CBN titled Lumayo Ka Man Sa Akin that also features Maja Salvador and Patrick Garcia, along with the comebacking Ina Raymundo and with the special participation of Mr. Ariel Rivera.

Kung dati’y parang kulang sa meat ang kanyang katawan at para siyang may sakit (parang may sakit daw, o! Hakhakhak!), ibang-iba na ang kanyang aura sa afternoon soap na ‘to na nananonood weekday afternoons after Pinoy Big Brother Unliday.

Sa totoo, paborito siyang panoorin ng mga vaklungs sa lugar namin dahil super wet daw sila (ganuned? Hakhakhak!) sa mga eksena ni Jason na talaga namang machung-macho ang arrive these days.

Perfect foil nga siya sa super wholesome na arrive ni Patrick na parang seminarista ang dating. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Did I hit the nail right on its head, darlings? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Bagay na bagay nga silang tatlo sa demands ng afternoon soap na ‘to na I’m sure na maghi-hit sa mga televiewer.

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Celerino Remocal, Jr. katilam-tilam na fashion & ramp model

SA ARAW-ARAW na ginawa ng Diyos, walang tigil ang text-brigade ng mga fans ng male model na si Celerino Remocal, Jr. na sensation raw sa ngayon sa modelling world.

I’m not that exposed with the world he’s in, that’s why we are not aware of his supposedly sizzling presence.

Ang ginawa namin ni Abe, hinanap namin sa internet ang kanyang seductive pics raw and true enough, mouth-watering palang talaga ang kanyang dating at kakabugin ang mga hot hunks natin sa industriya.

For your delectations, take a peek at his succulent photo somewhere in this spread and be the judge.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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