Unfair namang paratangang ginamit nina Sarah at Mommy Divine ang press

MAGANDA naman ang intensyon nina Sarah at Mommy Divine Geronimo nang mag-invite ng mga press people para sa post-Christmas party sa kanilang newly-acquired abode along Mindanao Avenue in Kyusi but they seemed to be enormously misunderstood.

As a matter of fact, Mommy Divine went out of her way to cook some mouth-watering dishes for the press to savor and enjoy.

Huwag naman sanang masamain ng iba riyan kung hindi lahat ay na-invite.

Kami naman, ever since ay never kaming na-invite sa mga ganitong intimate affairs nina Sarah at ng kanyang intimate friends from the press.

Kahit na lagi na’y may positive reviews kami sa kanya, konting acknowledgement lang ay sapat na para sa amin at never naman kaming nag-ilusyon na she’d go out of her way to please us.

Kung naging outspoken kami about our feelings lately, ganon lang naman talaga kami.

Plain and simple honest. If they would listen, fine.

If not, what the heck! We couldn’t care less.

Kaya nga nagulat kami dahil out of the blue, we received a veritably unexpected invitation from Ms. Emma Guevarra to attend Sarah’s kind of exclusive post-Christmas party lalo na’t never naman kaming na-invite sa kanyang mga party kahit na we just live within the vicinity.

Pero in the many years that we were not invited, wala silang narinig sa amin.

Okay lang. Ganyan naman talaga e. Weather-weather lang ‘yan.

In fairness, na-feel naman namin ang sincerity ni Mommy Divine bagama’t hindi naman talaga siya ‘yung tipong ma-chica o mabeso.

Kaya siguro nagpatawag ng inimate gathering si Sarah ay dahil na-feel niyang may ilang press people na kanyang na-overlook na tipong supportive naman sa kanya the whole year round at secondary na lang siguro ‘yung i-promote ang bago niyang musical-variety show sa ABS-CBN.

Kung may nag-react dahil hindi na-invite, malay n’yo, kayo naman ang susunod.

Like I said awhile ago, weather-weather lang ‘yan.

Di ba naman, Ms. Salve Asis?

‘Yun na!

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Direk Maryo J., may puso sa mga artistang di na napapansin sa industriya

WE ARE not that close or chummy with Direk Maryo J. de los Reyes but we’ve known him for quite sometime already. He’s a good and competent director and his expertise in this department has repeatedly been acknowledged in the many award-giving bodies year after year.

Pero may isang side si Direk Maryo na very touching. Ito ay ang pagbibigay niya ng chance sa mga artistang medyo di na gaanong active sa industriya pero minsa’y nagningning din naman at nagkapangalan.

Sa dinami-rami ng mga direktor sa industriya, he’s the only who has this innate concern for actors who are basically jobless and not being paid any attention to by the industry anymore.

Dalawa sa nabigyan niya ng pagkakataon maging active muli after being sidelined from work for many a good year by virtue of the onslaught of new talents are Ynez Veneracion and Leandro Baldemor.

Anyway, sa thanksgiving presscon ng Munting Heredera, touching sa amin ang paglapit ni Leandro with matching kiss sa aming cheeck.

Up-close, okay pa rin naman siya. Medyo may added poundage nga lang na kailangang i-shed-off niya para mabalik ang kanyang in fighting form na porma.

Anyway, through the kindness of Direk Maryo, Leandro was able to work for GMA7’s Munting Heredera for roughly 9 months. A veritable mannah from heaven for someone who’s not much sought-after anymore.

“Dati, nakilala akong boldstar,” Leandro says with pride in his voice. “Pero rito sa Munting Heredera, nabigyan ako ng pagkakataong maipakitang marunong naman akong umarte at utang ko ‘yan sa GMA at kay Direk Maryo.

“Finally, artista na rin ako at lubos ko itong ikinatutuwa.

“Once again, salamat sa GMA at kay Direk Maryo na siyang nagbigay sa akin ng pagkakataong maipakitang meron naman akong ibubuga sa pag-arte.”

Oo nga naman.

Anyway, dalawang linggo na lang tatakbo ang nasabing soap kaya emotional ang lahat ng kasama rito, the lead actress Ms. Gloria Romero in particular, who is so proud of this soap and she says she’s looking forward to another of this stripe hopefully soon.

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Kawawa naman ang aktor na pinagpipistahan ang nota sa internet

MALIBAN sa sizling sex video nina Janelle Manahan at Ramjen Revilla (na sampung iba’t ibang klase raw, would you believe?) isa sa pinagkakaguluhan sa internet these days ay ang nude pics ng isang GMA talent na talaga namang ibinuyangyang, in full regalia, ang kanyang notes payable na appetizing namang tingnan kahit na hindi fully erected (di raw fully erected, o! Hahahahahahaha!) dahil nice naman ang shape at flawless talaga siya ever.

Flawless raw ever, o! Hahahahahaha!)

Anyway, the bosses of the network he’s affiliated with appear to be frowning upon his maximum lewd exposure at the net, they seem not to be interested to give him projects anymore.

This abysmal developments in his lackluster career seems to be a big blow to the young actor’s ego who has recently committed the biggest blunder of posing in the nude with great hope that it would become a shot in the arm on his career that is definitely flagging and very much wanting of excitement.

Ang nakaririndi pa, kalat na kalat na rin ang mga kwentong bisexual daw siya o baklita. Hahahahahahaha!

Kung na-shock daw ang network bosses sa kanyang nude pics, we’re just wondering how they would react the very moment they get to supposedly see his supposedly orgy pics with some gays and guys during those times when he was purportedly under the influence of durgs.

Oh, well, we need to pay for our indiscretions and it’s payback time for the young hunk.

How so pathetic.

‘Yun na!

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E-Boy ang batang robot na gustong maging tao

HABANG binabasa namin ang press release ng soon to detonate fantaserye of ABS-CBN, E-Boy, to be starred in by the wonder boy of today Bugoy Carino, we had this feeling that we were able to watch similar stuff many years ago.

Hindi naman exactly similar pero may mga similarities.

It was starred in by some named personalities in Hollywood but the premise is almost the same.

Anyway, bongga ang homegrown talent na gaganap bilang E-Boy, si Bugoy Carino.

It’s about a robot who’s been given some human attributes who later on would want to become a real boy.

Mula ito sa team na nagbigay sa atin ng teleseryeng Lobo at Imortal, ang E-Boy ay sa competent direction nina FM Reyes at Nick Olanka.

Maliban kay Bugoy, kasama rito sina Ariel Rivera, Jomari Yllana, Agot Isidro (who seems to be a favorite of the network), Valerie Concepcion (another busy actress),  Jaime Fabregas, Chinggoy Alonzo, and Pen Medina.

Sa E-Boy, mapatutunayan nating kahit robot at di tao ay maaaring magmahal nang totoo.

Mapanonood nga pala ito starting January 30 right after TV Patrol sa Primetime Bida ng ABS-CBN.

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Butata ang kayabangan ni Ferminata

HAHAHAHAHA! What a pity naman for the oldies Ferminata alias Bungalya.

Imagine, nasa graveyard shift na nga siya, (Hahahahahaha! you deserve it for being inordinately presumptuous when you’re already a pathetic has-been. Hakhakhak!) pinapatayan pa ng teevee sets dahil soooo boring. Hahahahaha!

Why don’t you admit the truth that you’re no match to the old batch of Juicy who was rating an impressive 6% on its replays whereas you could barely get a 1% rating. Hahahahahahaha!

How enormously cheap!

Sino ba naman kasi ang magtityagang manood sa isang mala-balyenang matrona na ngangaera at puro mga kata at kita ang nanggagaling sa mamad na mga labi?

Hahahaha!

On top of that, sino ba naman ang kasama niya? Hahahahahaha!

Otra vez, senorita, isa ring balyena. Hahahahahaha!

Imagine, almost two years ka na riyan, lola ng mga sakada, (Lola raw ng mga sakada, o! Hakhakhak!) pero ni isang ad placement ay wala kang makuha. Hahahahahaha!

How utterly embarrassing chuvanes!

Bakit kasi nagpipilit when she’s already a goner? A teevee host whose career is no longer adaptable to the present times and who’s dolt enough not to realize that time has passed her by and her ideas are basically hackneyed and antiquated just like her hosting skills. Hahahahahahhaa!

Milyones na ang nalugi sa TV5, Lola Ferminata, since you had the mistake of taking her in to replace us.

Naniniwala ka rin kasi sa mga traydora riyan na akala yata’y mas magaling ang gurang na ‘yan na parang alalay ko ang hitsura (Hahahahahahahahaha!) at pinaglumaan na nang panahon at parang makata kung chumika. Hakhakhak!

Entertainment ang hinahanap ng mga tao at di ang mga depressing na itzu nina Ferminata at Shalaletch na parang pinanawan na ng pag-asawa sa buhay.

Hahahahahaha!

Magnganga ka na lang sa Parada, Valenzuela City at baka magka-career ka pa.
Hahahahahahaha!

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In full swing na ang shooting ng movie nina Kim at Ate Vi

FULL blast na pala ang shoot ng movie (The Healing) nina Ms. Vilma Santos at Kim Chiu sa isang ancestral house somewhere in Mandaluyong City.

Come to think of it, this one’s a big break for Martin del Rosario who’s delineating the role of Ate Vi’s son.

Imagine, siya ang kadalasang kaeksena ng Queenstar for all season kaya tuwang-tuwa ang young actor sa break of a lifetime na naibigay sa kanya ni Direk Chito Ronio in this movie.

Anyway, Janice de Belen is another lucky actress for she essays the role of Ate Vi’s friend, along with Pokwang.

Bibihira ang press na nakadadalaw kay Ate sa set dahil very particular si Direk Chito sa katahimikan ng set para makapag-concentrate nang husto ang mga artista sa kani-kanilang respective roles.

Maswerte talaga ang Star Cinema dahil sa kanila lang nakagagawa ng movie si Ate Vi.

One thing good with the said production outfit is the fact that they know how to give allowances and they are the ones adjusting to the complicated working sched of the Queenstar.

Si Ate Vi nga pala ang inducting officer sa induction ng newly-elected PMPC set of officers this coming Tuesday afternoon, January 24 in an undisclosed venue.

Sosyal! Hahahahahahahaha!

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