Dati’y ang tindi ng sex appeal… ngayo’y lomodic na!

DURING his prime, he was undeniably the hottest hunk actor in the land.

At dahil sa sikat at alaga ng isang premyadong direktor, may ere siya naturalmente na hindi naman nakapagtataka knowing fully well how competent and a seasoned actor he is.

As a matter of fact, nang ma-interview namin siya noon, his hauteur was palpable as the early morning mist. Hahahahahaha! Nagtatanong kami pero ang tinitingnan niya ay ang English writer kunong kasabay namin. Hahahahahaha!

Ang nakaaaning, when our article came out in one of the top-selling broadsheets, he was so impressed, he asked the lady writer who was our ‘boss’ then who supposedly wrote that well-written piece about him. Hahahahahaha!

Anyhow, going back to his controversial one night stand with the gay businessman who gave a substancial sum in exchange for one succulent night of happiness in bed with his delectable machismo, up to now, the gay businessman, who’s gone bankrupt and is almost leading a penurious existence, is still glowing every time that colorful episode would be talked about. Hakhakhak!

Sulit naman daw dahil sa daks naman ang aktor at napaka-sexy pa nu’ng time na ‘yun. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, ma-PR na ngayon si Kuya at malambing na sa press. At kahit na out of shape na ang kanyang dati-rati’y firm and trim na pangangatawan, may dating pa rin siya at marami pa rin ang napatatanga kapag nasa mood siyang maglambing. Hakhakhak!

At least, konting diet lang at work-out sa gym ay puwedeng-puwede pa siya. Hakhakhak!

After all, buo pa rin naman ang kanyang nota. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Tropang Potchi problematic sa paglayas ni Enzo!

NAKAAALIW pala ang Tropang Potchi na napanonood tuwing Sabado sa GMA. Last Saturday, pinag-uusapan ng mga kids na sina Julian Trono, Sabrina Man, Miggy Jimenez, Liane Valentino, Bianca Umali at Lenlen Frial ang tungkol sa broken families at kung paano naaapektuhan ang mga bata sa problemang ito.

Tinulungan ng mga kids si Enzo, isang kaibigan na sobrang nalungkot matapos mabalitaang maghihiwalay na ang kanyang mga magulang.

Dahil dito, nagbabalak na itong maglayas at ayaw nang pumasok sa school.

Gustong kumbinsihin ng tropa si Enzo na ‘wag ituloy ang binabalak niya pero hindi nila alam kung paano. Kaya naman, hiningi nila ang payo ng isang sikat na family life and child development expert.

Abangan din ang road trip nina Julian at Liane sa Tagaytay City kung saan bibisitahin nila ang iba’t ibang farms tulad ng bee farm, rose farm at animal farm!

Matuto at makisaya kasama ang buong tropa ng Tropang Potchi tuwing Sabado, 9:00 am sa GMA-7.

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Soap nila Eula may bagong timeslot na

EFFECT talaga ang Kapamilya network. Imagine, kabagu-bago palang ng soap nina Ms. Eula Valdez na Mundo Man Ay Magunaw ay fabulous kaagad ang audience acceptance rating nito which is 9%.

At any rate, effective immediately, magkakaroon ito ng bagong timeslot dahil mao-occupy na ang orig na timeslot nito ng Showtime kaya starting Monday, 2:30 p.m. na ito sa Kapamilya Gold right after Showtime.

Anyway, matindi ang impact ng acting dito ni Ms. Eula na talaga namang tour de force na maituturing.

Agaw-eksena rin ang portrayal ni Nikki Gil na naipakita ang kanyang acting virtuousity by way of her character na talaga namang may pagka-domineering at demonyita. Hahahahahahaha!

Sa totoo, na-master na talaga niya ang art ng pagkakontrabida at mamumuhi ka talaga sa kanya sa tuwing ipu-focus siya sa camera at magda-dialogue in a highly biting and vitriolic light.

Toned down naman and very sedate ang acting ni Empress but effective nonetheless.

Knight in shining armor niya ang role ni Ejay Falcon na parang dapat yatang bawasan ang bulk ng kanyang muscles para maging delicious uling tulad nang dati.

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Bruskong actor nagtitiyaga na lang sa mga vaklung walang career

DATI-RATI hot talaga ang dating niya sa industriya at napabalitang na-insecure pa nga sa kanya ang dating hunk actor na naghahari noon sa mga seksing pelikula.

Mas daring daw kasi ang noo’y katilam-tilam talaga ang itzu at gorgeously muscled na sexy actor. Ang kaso, with his bulk and impressive body and height, di raw impressive ang kanyang size gayung may foreign blood naman ito supposedly. Hahahahahahaha!

Nang kumalat siyempre ang ganong kwento, naapektohan ang dating ni kuya sa mga vaklung at silam who naturally would want their mate to be impressively huge and well-endowed.

Six footer nga naman siya tapos ang notes receivable ay di kasing bongga?

Well, what he lacks in size, he compensates by way of giving a performance that would leave you breathless. (Breathless raw, o! Hahahahaha!)

Kwento pa nga sa amin ng isang kaibigan namin, sa isang lugar raw somewhere in Olongapo kung saan nag-check-in ang tropa ng isang indie movie, inabot daw siya ng kati at niyaya ang mapagbigay (mapagbigay raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) na sexy actor.

Dahil sa tindi raw ng ayuda (tindi raw ng ayuda, o! Hakhakhak!) ng bold actor habang ina-anal churva (ina-anal churva raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) ang vaklung na talent manager, dumausdos sila mula sa kanilang kinalalagyan at nahulog papuntang dagat.

Hahahahahahaha!

Medyo mahapdi raw ang dating (mahapdi raw ang dating, o! Hakhakhak!) pero tineyk pa rin nila dahil masama raw ang nabibitin.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Vice Ganda na-karma nang iwan si Ogie

BAGAMA’T mum is the word si Ogie Diaz sa ginawang pag-iwan sa kanya ng talent niyang si Vice Ganda, deep inside, we know that he’s smarting. (Globe user raw kasi si Vice kaya dapat na smarting ang adjective na gamitin namin… Hakhakhakhakhak!)

Anyway, good karma si Pareng Ogie dahil join siya ngayon sa bagong showbiz-oriented talkshow ng ABS CBN na Showbiz Inside Report na nag-premiere kanina (Saturday, Feb. 4) right after Happy, Yippee Yehey!

Iba naman daw ang atake nila rito dahil mas magpu-focus sila sa feelings ng mga personalidad na involved sa mga intriga.

At any rate, Pareng Ogie is in good company dahil kasama niya ang mahuhusay na hosts na sina Janice de Belen at Carmina Villaroel, with the hunky Joey Marquez thrown in for good measures. (For good measures raw, o! Hahahahahaha!)

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Luis Alandy maswerte sa GMA

DATI-RATI’Y sa ABS-CBN siya under contract and he did quite well the time he was there.

‘Yun nga lang, na-realize ni Luis Alandy na competition was ecoming quite stiff, he opted to move out of it and move in to GMA.

Suffice to say, he seems to have done the right thing for his career at the Kapuso network is doing more than adequately good.

As a matter of fact, he’s the lead actor at the afternoon prime block of the said network by way of the soap Broken Vow where he’s paired off opposite the comely Bianca King.

In Broken Vow, he is Bianca’s knight in shining armor who rescued her from the quagmire of despaire and disenchantment.

Slated to premiere on Feb. 6 (that will be on Monday), it’s directed by Gil Tejada and created and written by Dode Cruz.

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Verni Vagra & Rico J. at the Resorts World on Feb. 14

I’M POSITIVE that all roads lead to the Resorts World on Feb. 14 as vampy Verni Varga, along with the total performer Mr. Rico J. Puno, regails their besotted audiences with some songs along memory lane that only the duo are capable of dishing out.

Bagama’t sandamakmak na ang mga entertainers sa ngayon, it’s an unassailable fact that Ms. Varga’s unmatched vocal quality still reigns supreme.

Anyway, this is just but one of Ms. Varga’s rare appearances so take advantage of the chance to get to watch her perform.

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Sa Batangas talaga nakalaan si Governor Vi

WOULD you know that Queenstar Vilma Santos was born more than five decades ago in a hospital called Galang Materniy Hospital that was situated along Batangas St. Sta. Cruz, Manila?

Come to think of it, parang the location of the hospital fortuitously hinted what’s instore for Queen Vi a couple of decades after.

Kita mo nga naman ‘yan, Batangas was already a part pf Ate Vi’s existence even before. Hahahahahaha!

Indeed, some things are meant to be since, according to some astrologers, they are written in the stars.

Effect ba beloved Vilmanians? Hahahahaha!

Anyway, doon naman sa nagka-comment nang kung anu-ano dahil wala na raw akong ginawa kundi isulat si Ate Vi on a daily basis, zip your filthy mouths.

This is democracy and anybody has the right to do what he wants as long as he’s not in any way stepping on anyone’s toes in the process.

Could you blame me if I find Ate Vi worth writing?

She is an interesting personality and someone worth emulating.

‘Yung pagbangon niya mula sa sandamakmak na payables at pag-maintain sa career for almost five decades ay worth writing naman talaga, along with her exemplary working attitude and still mesmerizing beauty.

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