May bago na namang pinopormahan kaya etsa puwera na ang nauna

HAHAHAHAHA! So nakatatawa naman. Imagine, after months of being so sweet with each other, off-line na pala ang hunk actor na ‘to at ang eskalera ang beauty na dyowa niya.

Ang chika, may bago na naman itong pinopormahan at tipong ito na naman ang nagbibigay-kulay sa kanyang madiwarang mundo (madiwarang mundo raw, o! Hakhakhak!).

Ang tindi talaga, noh? Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, hurting siyempre ‘yung flawless na chick na ex niya dahil parang pinaglaruan lang siya ng regular-sized na hunk actor (regular-sized raw, o!
Hahahaha!).

At any rate, typical of him, mum is the word na naman ang pabling na young actor every time he’s being asked about the new love of his life. Hahahahaha!

As if naman may maniniwala pa sa kanya ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, hindi kaya nagtataka ang mga chicks na pinopormahan niya kung bakit kapag nagiging seryoso na ang pakikipagrelasyion ng pabling na young actor ay biglang nagbababu ito?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Simple lang, kapag nahalata na ng kanyang opulent gay lover na nagiging seryoso na ang relasyon ng young actor, nagpapakita na ito ng pagka-imbierna.

Naturalmente, the guy wouldnt want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, he has got no other choice but to acquiesce to his wish.

Kaya papalit-palit siya ng karelasyon. That way, he’s not going to enfuriate his benefactor. Hahahahahaha!

Ang career, baka matigbak. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa, nu’ng time na nasa network pa ‘yung katropa niyang bomobongga na ang career sa kabilang network, nagkakitaan (true kaya? Hahahahahahaha!) daw ang dalawa at kung paniniwalaan ang mga intrigera, halos umurong daw ang ratbulites ng hunk na ‘to dahil na-sight niya ang endowments nu’ng isa kaya from then on, pinaka-iiwasan na nitong ma-expose ang kanyang nota.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Now you guys know what his most well-guarded secret is. Hahahahahaha!

Regular lang si kuya at ang maipagmamalaki lang niya ay ang kanyang well-sculpted abs, along with his regularly facialed and whitening-creamed complexion.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Nakaaaliw ang ‘LUV U’ ng ABS-CBN

NAKATUTUWA naman na may bagong project muli ang mabait na si Ms. Katherine Solis who was the one behind the success of the highly controversial Nasaan ka, Eliza? that was headlined by the beautiful Melissa Ricks, Ms. Agot Isidro and Mr. Albert Martinez.

Her latest project is quite interesting, too, since it features the Goin’ Bulilit boys and gals Miles Ocampo, Angeli Gonzales, Kiray Celis, CJ Navato, and Igi Boy Flores, along with the appealing Marco Gumabao who’s being introduced in this soap.

Maganda ang dating ng presscon kung saan effect na effect ang opening numbers with the girls singing the soap’s theme song just like seasoned artists.

Kasama rin nga pala rito sina Smokey Manaloto (whose once dormant showbiz career seems to have been given the much-needed shot-in-the-arm by good projects that more than catapulted him to the ‘in’ race once again), Joy Viado (who’s a lot slimmmer these days because of diabetes… Hahahahahaha! Joke!) and the delectable Bangs Garcia.

Anyway, maliban sa kanilang successful alumni na sina Kathryn Bernardo at Julia Montes (who’s creating such a most impressive dent at the evening primetime soap Walang Hanggan with Coco Martin, the evil character of Joem Bascon and Elisa herself, Melissa Ricks), at ang magagaling na LUV U guys na sina Miles, Kiray, CJ at Igiboy, marami pang mga batang artista ang gustong hasain ng Goin’ Bulilit kaya patuloy ang pagbibigay nila ng oportunidad sa mga batang may angking talino.

Anyway, LUV U starts airing on February 19 right after ASAP ROCKS at ABS-CBN but naturally.

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Riveting ang performance ni Ariel sa E-BOY

IF I’M out of the house every time E-BOY gets aired sa Primetime Bida ng Kapamilya network right after TV Patrol, I have this feeling that I’m missing something quite relevant and important.

Ang ganda kasi ng tandem ni Ariel Rivera sa batang chubby na anak niya rito at every time, he tends to give a moving performance that I’m palpably addicted to.

Looking back, I was never a fan of his but in this fantasy soap, I positively admire him.

Bagay na bagay sa kanya ang role ng isang mapagmahal na ama and he made me cry specially so in that scene where he was attempting to revive and talk to his comatose son while he was in the throes of death.

Grabeeeee! Ang tindi ng kanyang emotion and he really felt the role and cried unabashedly while I cried silently with him, too, with all my heart.

Sa totoo, tapos na ang E-BOY at umiere na ang kasunod na programa (that is also rivetingly good) pero dahil sa impact ng acting ni Ariel, parang siya pa rin ang nasa isipan ko.

Honestly, I’m so happy that the Kapamilya network has given him another chance to showcase his inherent acting capabilities as an actor that has been relegated to the background for quite sometime.

Sa totoo, sapaw na sapaw niya ang mga aktor na kaeksena sa fantaserye na ‘to dahil sa husay niyang umarte.

Sa totoo lang!

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Di kabalimbingan ang magmahal ng totoo!

LATELY, I’ve been receiving text messages from the repulsive and intrinsically ugly Vavalina a.k.a Joey de Castro (the pig-like creature from outer space..Hahahaha!) and some people whose identities are totally alien to me, flagrantly accusing me of purportedly becoming a despicable two-timer (balimbing as they cattily put it) dahil sweetie-sweetie raw ako kay Queenstar Vilma Santos, samantalang I’m supposedly at my cowtowing best when I’m with Mother Alfie Lorenzo.

Honestly, whatever has transpired between Ate Vi and Mama Alfie is already beyond me.

Hindi naman ako mahilig makialam sa mga bagay-bagay na wala naman akong alam at alam ko namang each camp has each own vital reason for behaving the way they are behaving right this very moment.

When I’m with Ate Vi, she never did bring this topic out in our casual conversa- tions.

Kung si Mother Alfie naman ang kachika namin, we would talk about one thousand and one things but never about Ate Vi.

That’s  a topic we shun away from and never did encourage him to talk about.

Minsan nga, he would rave about Ate Guy and I would listen attentively without having to say anything snide or derogatory.

Respetado ko naman ang feelings niya kay Nora these days and I would rather not comment when he would give me some good-natured ribbing about my being a converted Vilmanian.

Period.

Kanya-kanya lang ‘yan ng trip. Eh, sa nagustuhan ko ang pagiging sweet ni Ate Vi as compared to Ate Guy’s cold and distant demeanor na likas naman siguro sa kanya; so be it, di ba?

Baka ang trip ni Mama Guy ay tulad nina Rey Pumaloy at iba pang Noranian na itinuturing siyang parang demi-goddess, di naman masama ‘yun.

Kanya-kanyang trip lang ‘yan and I have come to accept that with an open heart.

Now, here’s the $64 question that they would want me to answer truthfully.

Who do I supposedly like better, Ate Vi or Mama Alfie?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Iba-ibang level at klase naman ang pagmamahal and I love and respect the two of them in my own simple way.

Period!

Kami ni Mother Alfie, kaswal ang aming mga kwentuhan. Okrayan pa nga minsan.

Kami naman ni Ate Vi, may tawanan at gusto namin ang pagiging malambing niya pero lagi na’y may limit at respetohan and I veritably know where I stand.

Ayokong ma-intimidate sa presence ko ang mga orig na Vilmanians reporters kaya I always make it a point na sa tabi-tabi lang ako at never na umeksena to-the-max.

I hope I made everything loud and clear.

Di maaaring sukatin ang pagmamahal dahil magkakaiba ang nararamdaman mo sa bawat tao.

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Making it wholly on his own

WE ARE not close.

We have never been formally introduced but I always get to see Ervic Vejandre in some presscons tendered by the Kapuso network.

He looks a lot younger than his former flame Marianita L. (Marianita L. daw, o! Hahahahaha!) and quite tall.

Imagine, standing side-by-side with the tall and hunky Dion Ignacio, mas matangkad pa pala siya.

Does it follow that he’s ‘bigger,’ too? Hahahahahaha!

Joke!

Anyway, his climb to stardom is geared towards the slow-but-sure route as we can very well see.

Dito na lang sa The Good Daughter ay barista siya sa isang coffee shop nina Kylie (Bea) na close friend ni Rocco Nacino (Darwin) at magiging kachurvahan ni
Alicia Mayer (Sharon) who’s smoldering with delectable sexiness lately.

What a role, di ba? Hahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, he fits the bill to a T primarily because of his innate sex appeal, riveting good looks and promising crotch. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Isn’t that what most libidinous matronas are after? Hahahahahaha!

Incidentally, The Good Daughter premieres on Feb. 13 on GMA Afternoon Prime after Kokak.

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Pa-mystery effect pero pahada nga ba?

SENSATION sa internet ang kanyang fine good looks and smooth muscled body.

Ang kaso, homophobic raw si Alexis Fabregas.

But if that is the case, what’s he doing in a world peopled basically by fags and bisexuals?

Anyway, mukhang effective ang gimmick nila ng kanyang handler dahil ang daming naiintriga sa kanyang katilam-tilam na hitsura. Hahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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