Naaning ang manager sa alagang mahirap ihanap ng projects (hahahahaha!)

MAGANDA naman ang young starlet na ‘to. In fairness, her manager did everything in his power to build her up and futher her career as an actress.

Ang kaso mo, no matter what he does, the big break seems to have eluded her.

Imagine, sumali na sa isang reality show ang beauty niya para mapuna, nag-pose na in a most provocative outfit that leaves almost nothing to the imagination sa isang hot mag but to no avail.

Perennial starlet pa rin ang dating niya no matter how hard she tries.

Dahil na-stress (dahil na-stress raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) ang dating manager sa repeated demands ng kanyang protegee na hanapan naman siya ng bonggang projects, he decided to let his ward go.

“Okay naman siya,” so says the manager. “Kaya lang, I don’t know what’s wrong with her at parang ‘di bilib sa kanya ang management ng network na pinagtatrabahuhan namin.

“Baka kumuha na siya ng bagong manager na mabuti naman siguro para sa kanya and I wish her well.”

Uhmm, ganyan talaga. Some things are sometimes never meant to be.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Meron nga riyan di naman kagandahan pero sumisikat at nagkaka-career.

Pero ang ating bida ay perennial starlet chuvanes mereseng may ganda naman siya at arrive. Hahahahahaha!

Que barbaridad!

Anyhow, bago raw sila nagkahiwalay, pinilit daw ng former manager na maipasok sa Sunday show ng network ang kanyang alaga but for some reasons, parang may resistance sa network kaya kaysa naman ma-stress nang husto, (ma-stress raw nang husto, o! Hahahahahaha!) nagbabetch na lang daw ang pobreng manager. Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Sa negosyo binubuhos ang buong atensyon

THE past year was not an easy one in as far as Ms. Claire dela Fuente’s existence was concerned.

Ang daming problemang dumating at patuloy pa ring dumarating pero hindi nagpatalo ang orig na diva ng musicville.

Kung iisa-isahin niya ang mga problemang dumating sa kanya nitong 2011 ay talaga namang maririndi siya at baka ma-deppress nang todo.

Hayan kasi at kung kelan nasolusyonan ang kanyang problema sa pananalapi (it was admittedly one of the most traumatic complications in her finances ever), heto ka at may bago na namang problemang dumating.

But Ms. Claire is more of sterner stuff and is not one to get cowed with such complications.

Typical of her, ibinuhos na naman niya ang kantang panahon sa kanyang negosyo kaysa mabaliw.

Hayan at may bagong branch na naman siya ng kanyang pamosong Claire dela Fuente resto, bar & grille sa Resorts World near NAIA airport every Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Ganyan talaga, when God closes a door, He opens a window.

Di naman kasi malasadong tao si Ms. Claire kaya tinanggap na lang niya nang matiwasay ang mga traumatic events sa kanyang buhay.

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Daks na nota ng isang male starlet, keps na raw ngayon! Hahahahaha!

HAGALPAKAN nang tawanan ang mga entertainment writers tuwing mapanonood sa isang soap opera ang isang dating male starlet na rati’y mainstay sa isang youth-oriented show na minsa’y naging sensational ang sizzling nude pictorials many years ago kung saan his imposing dick was photographed in all its fully erected glory. Hakhakhak!

Looking back, I’ve seen his sensational photograph and I would say that it was indeed very erotic but artistically done. (Artistically done raw, o! Hahahahahaha!).

Sa totoo, sa texture ng skin at kagwapuhan, walang binesa ang mga sexy actors these days who are mostly not in the least bit well-endowed.

Unlike raw sa notes ng male starlet na ‘to who has diversified into the talent promotion business na talaga namang nagmumura ang ulo at sooo taba ang katawan.

Soo taba raw ang katawan, o! Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun nga lang, bukod sa tumaba na ang dating wholesome-imaged actor, nangagsisipagtikwasan na ang mgadaliri nito at ombres na ang hanap.

Ombres na raw ang hanap, o! Hakhakhak!

Kaaning! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Marami ang naiinggit sa sweetness ng pagmamahalan nina Ate Vi at Senator Ralph

THE day our item on Queenstar Vilma Santos and her handsome husband Senator Ralp Recto came out, a lot of people texted us to express how they supposedly envy the reigning Batangas governor’s luck in having found a man like the senator who’s love for her is purportedly something that’s practically a rarity and non-existent already these days.

Well, kaya naman na-develop nang husto si Senador Ralph kay Ate Vi ay dahil sa ang multi-awarded actress ang naunang nagpakita ng pagmamahal na masasabing unconditional.

In the past, Senator Ralph was just like other men who are weak to temptation sometimes but Ate Vi tried her very best to understand him.

Look at them now, aren’t they the perfect showbiz and political couple?

Ganyan talaga. Kahit kailan, ang success ng isang marriage ay kadalasang nakasalalay sa husay magdala ng isang babae sa mga occasional problems na dumarating.

And Ate Vi has fought for her marriage to be the kind of success that it is now.

Dapat lang!

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Jackielou’s at peace with herself

IN A recent encounter with Ms. Jackielou Blanco in connection with the rerun of their stage play In the Heights this coming March 16 to 25 at the Carlos P. Romulo Auditorium, RCBC Plaza, Makati, we made mention about her svelte figure and blooming countenance.

“I’m not on a diet,” she comments flippantly. “I just try to eat reasonably.”

From the looks of it, she has the looks of a woman in love.

“I’m always in love with life,” she wittily states.

Anyway, considering how young she looks, 23 years old na pala ang panganay niya na nag-aaral sa Poveda University, 19 naman ‘yung sumunod at 15 ‘yung bunso.

“My eldest son’s name is Ken and he told me he’d like to be in show business,” she says beaming. “I told him if he wants to be in the movies, he must go on a diet and attend some acting workshop first.

“Ang taas nga niya,” she says beaming. “He’s almost as tall as Ricky.

“Even my youngest would like to be in the movies also,” she says amused. “I told them it’s not that easy but they just can’t be dissuaded.”

Going back to their stage play In the Heights, Jackielou says this is her very first time to star in an English play. “The rest that I did were in Tagalog,” she avers.

In the play, she plays Camila, Nina’s (K-La Rivera) mom, who struggles to embrace the many changes happening to her family and her neighborhood.

Directed by Bobby Garcia and choreography by Cecile Martinez and vocal direction by ManMan Angsico, the play will return to a limited repeat run from March 16 to 25.

Nyoy Volante stars in the play too as Usnavi, the Washington Heights Bodega owner who dreams of returning to the Dominican Republic and opening a bar.

Kasama rin sa stage play sina Ima Castro, Calvin Millado, Tex Ordonez, Felix Rivera, Bibo Reyes, Jimmy Marquez and Jay Glorioso.

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Josh Ivan Morales unbeatable!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Why unbeatable? most straight guys would ask.

Simple lang, walang tatalo sa alagang ito ng dati namang kaibigang si Jerome Pelgone (SLN) when you speak of machismo and nota power. Nota power raw, o! Hakhakhak!

I need not go into the most lurid details.

Basta kung pagkabarako ang pag-uusapan at pagiging walang takot sa hubaran (super daks ba naman kasi! Hakhakhak!), walang titimbog sa amigo naming ito na mouth-watering talaga ang size both in length and circumference.

Hahahahahahahaha!

To see is to believe. Hakhakhak!

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Sam Pinto is irresistable!

DI MAN siya ‘yung maituturing na boobsina, (she is most comfortable with what she has and has got no intention whatsoever of availing of the services of some cosmetic surgeons for enhancements) Sam Pinto is most comfortable and confident with what she has.

Leading-lady siya sa ngayon ni Cesar Montano sa pelikulang “Hitman” at ngayon palang, marami ang nagpapalagay that the movie’s going to be a veritable success.

Kasali nga pala siya sa Legacy ng GMA-7 kung saan isang model-endorser ang kanyang papel.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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