Namula ang young actress nang biruing feel niya ang ‘ilung’ aktor pero iba ang trip nito

MABAIT at soft-spoken ang young actress na ‘to at may ganda naman bagama’t petite talaga siya at hindi molang-mola ang arrive.

Sa presscon ng isang soap kung saan siyan ang bida, tahimik kaming nagkakape habang nakikinig sa kanyang interview session with the working press.

Masaya ang interview, tawa nang tawa ang petite young actress sa mga makukulit na reporter na nag-i-interview sa kanya.

Nang tapos na ang nakararami, biglang eksena ang isang may katarayan magtanong na entertainment columnist.

Kinumusta nito ang isang ilung young hunk sa petite young actress.

Okay naman daw sila, sagot nito in her typical sweet manner of talking. Hindi na nga raw sila gaanong nagkikita dahil magkaiba ang projects nila kaya wala ng time for bonding moments.

“Ang hirap kasi,” out of the blue ay walang keber at paki na talkies ng walang takot na entertainment columnist, “type mo siya, di ka naman niya type!”

Award! Hahahahahahahaha!

Namula talaga ang sweet-imaged young actress. “Oo nga raw!” ayon na lang nito na medyo mapakla ang pagkakangiti.

Hahahahahahahaha!

It’s confirmed! Na-develop pala ang young actress sa ilung hunk actor na ka-loveteam niya before.

Ang kaso, iba ang trip nito kaya bow na lang siya sa wishes nito.

At any rate, good karma naman ang young actress dahil bloomingdale ang career nito lately. Lahat yata ng soap na ginawa niya’y top-rating kaya bawing-bawi ang network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan.

It’s just sad that she seems not to be half as lucky in her lovelife.

Nagkaroon naman siya ng ka-MU for na tsinitong aktor for a couple of months pero hindi rin nagtagal ito.

Lately, a lot of people had the thrill of their lives when she went out dating with this not-so-tall and not-so-handsome young man but admittedly a gentleman and loaded as well. Unfortunately, it didn’t work out the way some people would want it to.

Inasmuch as the guy’s a real gentleman, he seemed to be wanting of that electrifying sex appeal that the young actress was evidently looking for. Hahahahahahaha!

Halos magkasing-tangkad lang kasi sila kaya lukewarm lang ang reaction ng young actress bagama’t initially, nagkaroon naman talaga siya ng hope that something beautiful would come of their relationship.

Oh, well, two weeks lang daw nagtagal ang ‘relasyon’ ng dalawa and they finally mutually agreed that it’s best that they just remain friends

Hahahahahahaha! How intriguing can you get!

‘Yun na!

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Dahil sa intriga, FHM cover ni Bela P papalitan!

KAALIW naman ang mga intrigera’t moralista. Imagine, binigyan talaga ng sensational connotation ang FHM cover ni Bela Padilla who’s presently starring in the soap Hiram Na Puso that’s slated to detonate on March 5 (that falls on a Monday next week) on GMA’s Afternoon Prime.

So far, dahil nga raw sa racist issue, FHM is coming out with a new cover with her in swimsuit sans colored women backing her up.

Anyhow, kaya naman daw siya pumayag na mag-pose sa nasabing sexy mag ay dahil sa fitting and apt lang naman na magsuot siya ng swimsuit since it’s summer.

“Besides, I did it under my parents’ supervision,” Bela asseverates.

Anyhow, to appease the royal wrath of some supposedly righteous people, Bela has made a public apology already and has made it clear that it was not their slightest intention to offend anyone.

“Everything has already been changed,” she emphatically states. “We’re coming out with a new cover, a new concept, along with a new article to completely eradicate this racist thing.

“Honestly,” she further elaborates,” it was not our concern when we did the cover pictorial.”

Dito naman sa bagong project niya sa Kapuso network ang Hiram Na Puso, siya si Vanessa na kakambal ni Lira (Kris Bernal) na makakaagaw nito sa pagtingin ni Prince (Mark Herras).

Kay Bela pa rin, agaw-eksena ang daring niyang kasuotan sa presscon ng Hiram Na Puso the other night.

Para kasi siyang houte couture model sa kasuutan niyang dramatic black gown na plunging neckline at bareback at made of see-through material.

Ayaw ni Marianita Lukresya nang ganyan. Hahahahahaha!

Kung walang leukoplast, makikita nang talaga ang kanyang nipples. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Ayaw matulog ang gabi ng mga hibangers na fansitas ni Marianita

DAY in, day out, the Dongyans fanatics kuno would incessantly send in some cheap cavalier messages at our cell phones.

Hahahahahaha!

As if naman I get affected by their sheer idiocy. Hahahahahaha!

You can go to hell for all I care.

Ang nakatatawa, these dolts imbeciles are making it appear that I’m supposedly envious of Marianita’s beauty and freshness (is she that? I honestly don’t think so! Hahahahahaha!) that’s why I keep on writing some diatribe about her. Hahahahahaha!

Is that sooooooo?

Why, in heaven’s name, should I get envious of her kind of beauty when she’s dumb as a goat and a shrew to boot? Hahahahahahaha!

What is a beautiful face anyway if the person in possession of it is uncouth and uneducated? Hahahahahaha!

Excuse me! Hahahahahahaha!

Besides, I’m not a woman to feel some insecurity with a dumb woman like that. Hahahahahahaha!

Again, excuse me! Hakhakhak!

Also, am I supposedly lusting after Dingdong?

Inasmuch as he’s handsome and culturedly appealing to boot, actors have never been my cup of tea.

Hahahahahahahaha!

He’s all yours, dah’lin! Hahahahahaha!

Hindi nga ako kilala niyan, why should I have the delusion that he could be mine? Hahahahahaha!

I’m not going to change the things and the people that I have now for anything in the world.

Period. Ayoko ng idiota! Hahahahahahahaha!

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To see you from afar is all my heart desires!

IN AN old, old movie of superstar Nora Aunor, she had this beautiful dialog, “To see you from afar, is all my heart desires!”

Sa totoo lang, I guess that appealing and emotionally charged line perfectly describes the kind of feeling that I have right now for Queenstar Vilma Santos.

At this point when I’m a mature person already and not the howling fanatic I was an aeon ago, I already find fulfillment in admiring Ate Vi from a distance.

I’m basically aware that I would never be like Jimi Escala who’s always maintained a congenial relationship with Ate Vi, neither would I be a Jun Nardo who’s really supremely close to her. I just would like to be there in my own little way when she needs me and be suffused with her warmth and kindness in the few occasions that I would be given the chance to be near her.

Apart from that, wala na. I’m sated and happy to know that I’m being recognized by Ate Vi.

Sapat na ‘yun.

Nakatutuwa ring malamang some of her Vilmanians are becoming quite close to me these days.

Regular ko silang nakaka-text and occasionally, even those who are not members of her fan club are communicating with me and I love the feeling of sublime attachment that I get from them.

This is not to say that I don’t find the Noranians nice anymore.

Of course I do! It’s their idol I really want to change and not them.

Naiintindihan ko ang nararamdaman nila kay Ate Guy since I was once a fan myself.

I’m happy though that a lot of them (Noranians) understand my sentiments, along with my point of view and are even texting me to say so.

At this point siguro, it’s best na humanga na lang tayo at huwag nang magpatutsada sa ibang kampo.

Maraming, maraming salamat!

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Sam Pinto kinakana na naman ng mukhang mangkukulam na si Ferminata (Hahahaha!)

HAHAHAHAHA! Sa sobrang inggit sa katawan ng nuknukan ng katsakahang si Ferminata Aning-aning ziya (Hahaha- ha! aning-aning daw, o!) na pinandidirihan ng mga ad men kaya madaling araw na halos ang Juice-less (Juice-less raw, o! Hahahahaha!), binibira na naman niya nang patagilid ang alaga ni Ms. Claire dela Fuenteng si Sam Pinto.

Kesyo natu-trauma raw ang mga direktor sa maganda at edukadang alaga ng enduring singer dahil sobrang boba raw itong umarte at inaabot ng take 15.

Susmaryosep! Over acting ang hibang na matandang ito. Hahahahaha!

Are you nuts, lola or are totally insane, lola?

Totally insane raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

For wanting of betters things to do, dahil hindi ka makaalagwa sa manager niyang si Ms. Claire dahil lumalaban siya sa pagiging attack and collect mo, cheap na ngangaera, (cheap na ngangaera raw, o! Hahahahaha!), alaga naman niya ang kinakana mo.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Ni singkong duling (your very word that reeks with unadulterated cheapness… Bwahahahahahaha!), wala kang mahaharbat sa kanya at lalong hindi mo siya mabebentahan ng mga goodies mo sa Mga Obra ni Tsaka. Hahahahahaha!

Sam Pinto is admittedly not a Vilma Santos or a Nora Aunor but she’s not half as dumb as you would want to make it appear in your cheaply written columns. Hahahahahahaha!

Tagalog nga nga, super redundant pa at mali-mali ang grammar. Hahahahahaha!

Nanay-nanay raw kuno, attack and collect, defend and collect naman.

Ayokoooooooh! Hahahahahahahaha!

Mahiya-hiya ka nga sa balat mo. Tanda-tanda mo na, (super lola ka nga ever… hakhakhak!) tindi mo pang mangharbat. Hakhakhak!

Si Marianita Lukresya na nga lang harbatan mo. Tutal pareho naman kayong ilu. Hahahahahahaha!

Don’t you dare touch Sam with your filthy nands. She’s too good for someone as corrupt as you are!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Babu!

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Hot hunk John Paul del Rosario

JOHN Paul del Rosario happens to be a product of the Generation East Model Search Magic Circle.

He was all of 19 when he joined the said personality development talent search some three years ago and from then on has focused on his studies at the Centro Escolar University.

With his sex appeal and Pinoy kind of handsomeness, he’s ideal for the kind of indie movies that’s presently the in thing in the business today.

Hahahahahahaha! Bawal magdyakol! Hahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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