Nawala ang likas na sweetness dahil sa nosejob

‘DI NAMAN panget ang ilong niya pero di talaga makuntento ang mga tao at biglang nagpa-churva ng ilong ang sexy actress na ‘to na proud na proud sa kanyang bagong pictorial sa isang sikat na sexy mag.

Ang kaso, far from accentuating her wonderful physical attributes, it has made her look vampy and no longer sweet the way she was before.

Di pa nakuntento sa kanyang nosejob, nag-avail pa ng breast augmentation. Hahahahaha!

Ang ending, parang ang tapang-tapang na ng kanyang mukha at nawala ang kanyang vir- ginal look na noo’y nagustuhan ng kanyang mga tagahanga at ‘business associates’.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa totoo, she’s better off now as a villainess when she was fitted for lead roles in the past.

Kaya ‘yang mga pagpaparetoke ay nararapat ding pinag-iisipan muna bago isinasagawa ito. Minsan kasi sa halip na makatulong ay nakasisira.

Tulad na lang dito sa isang seasoned character actress na rati’y mas maganda ang dating ng mukha. Pero dahil sa pagpapalagay ng deep-seat eyes chuva, parang naging kamukha na tuloy niya ‘yung isang villainess sa kanilang rival network. Hahahahaha!

Pati ilong ay pinabago rin which is just right pero ang di talaga nag-blend sa kanyang mukha ay ang deep-set look na para tuloy siyang tsinitang di mo malaman at nawala ‘yung likas na strong character ng kanyang mukha.

Kaya kayo riyan, bago magpatsuktsak ng anumang parte ng inyong mukha, think about it a million times. Far from enhancing your comeliness, it might prove to greatly deterrent to your beauty. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Promising Bea Binene is Alice Bungisngis

NAKATUTUWA itong si Bea Binene. At so young an age, she already has her own charity work that extends help to those who are in need of some financial assistance.

Sa ngayon, may mga tao na siyang natutulungan kaya marami talaga ang humahanga sa kanya.

Palibhasa’y laki sa hirap kaya ramdam na ramdam niya ang tragic situations ng mga taong lumalapit sa kanilang foundation para humingi ng tulong.

Anyway, a lot of people are happy with the kind of success that she’s reaping at the moment.

May bago nga palang soap ngayon si Bea sa GMA kung saan siya ang nasa title role.

Fittingly titled Alice Bungisngis, isa siya ritong dalaginding na may magical powers.

Kung papano niya magamit ito para matulungan ang kanyang mga mahal sa buhay, ‘yan ang tutuklasin sa fantaserye na ‘to na nasa direksyon ni Direk Mark Reyes na magsisimula sa February 6, Lunes hanggang Biyernes bago ang 24 Oras sa GMA.

Kasama nga pala ni Bea sa fantaserye na ‘to sina Jake Vargas, Derrick Monasterio, Janno Gibbs, Lexi Fernandez, Sheena Halili at si Ms. Jean Garcia bilang ang villainess witch na si Esmeralda.

Masusubukan na naman ang lakas ng tandem nila ni Jake sa fantaserye na ‘to na ang cute ng dating ng get-up ni Bea bilang Alice.

Still on Alice Bungisngis, nakatutuwang makitang intact pa rin at blooming ang beauty ni Ms. Jean Garcia who’s Alice’s nemesis in this fantaserye.

Maganda ang ginawang pag-aalaga ni Jean sa kanyang beauty kaya freshness pa rin siya up to now, young men are definitely ensnared.

Young men are definitely ensnared daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

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JC Tiuseco mas type jumowa ng ‘madre’ (Hahahahahahaha!)

SA SET ng Kokak ay ibinunyag ng Kokak star na si JC Tiuseco sa ilang miyembro ng entertainment press ang pagiging malamig ng kanyang Valentines’ Day ngayong taon dahil zero raw ang kanyang love life.

ETCHOS! Hahahahaha!

Sinabi naman ng very much “papable” na aktor na kung sakaling magka-girlfriend siya, mas trip niya ‘yung out of showbiz who is basically simple, kind-hearted, understanding and down-to-earth as well (‘di kaya madre ang hinahanap ni JC? Hahaha!). At any rate, he made it clear naman na hindi siya nagsasalita nang patapos dahil hindi niya alam kung magkakagusto rin siya sa isang kapwa artista in the near fu- ture.

Kung sakali, posible bang mag-fall siya Kokak co-star niyang si Sarah Lahbati?

“Magkaibigan lang kami,” ang showbiz na sagot ng katilam-tilam na aktor sabay tang- gi na siya ang napababalitang dumadalaw sa bahay ng aktres para manligaw.

Samantala, nalalapit na ang pagtatapos ng afternoon drama series ng Kapuso Network na ‘to. Ngayong linggo malalaman na ni Carl (TJ Trinidad) na ang mga magulang pala ni Kara (Sarah Lahbati) ang dahilan ng pagpapakamatay ng kanyang ate na si Vicky. Ang katotohanang ito ang magiging dahilan para iwan niya ang dalaga.

Ano kaya ang magiging ending ng love story nina Kara at Carl? Abangan ang muling paghaharap nina Kara at ng babaeng naging dahilan ng kanyang pagiging palaka ngayong linggo sa Kokak, Lunes hanggang Biyernes pagkatapos ng Eat Bulaga sa GMA-7.

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Dating katilam-tilam na hunk actor syobaers na at mukhang girlalu na ever (hahahaha!)

SA ISANG event, parang namumukhaan namin ‘yung isang matangkad na official press photographer na kuha nang kuha ng mga shots sa personalities that evening.

Dahil parang familiar sa amin ang kanyang mukha, tinanong namin ‘yung katabi namin kung sino ‘yun and the answer was something we didn’t come to expect.

Siya nga pala ‘yung dating member ng isang all-male sing and dance group na for a while ay humataw rin sa show business.

Ang pagkakaiba nga lang, he was slim and gorgeous before and his prominent bulge was the fantasy of many dick-fellating fags way back then. Hakhakhak!

The way he looks now, (Hahahahahaha!) we doubt it if he would still be the fantasy of most fags with the way his stomach has become outrageously bloated and his face no longer appealing and youthful the way it was before.

Ang nakababaliw pa, nangagsisipagtikwasan na ang kanyang mga finger blues (tumitikwas na raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) at parang wah care na siya kung bukesh na ang kanyang pagka-vaklita. Hahahahahahaha!

Nakababaliw! Hakhakhak!

Yesterday’s trade has ignominiously become today’s competition.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sayang na kadakuan! Sayang na porma. Hahahahahaha!

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Ariel Rivera muling humahataw sa telebisyon

DATI-RATI, parang wala nang pag-asang humataw muli ang kanyang popularidad sa telebisyon. For one, he was made to essay roles that were nondescript and basically unsubstantial.

But ABS CBN has given him back the luster of his showbiz career and he’s once again leading man material.

Dito na lang sa E-Boy, talagang bonggacious ang kanyang role bilang ‘maker’ ng robot with a heart and mind very similar to that of a human being.

The new importance that he’s basically showered with seems to have given Ariel the kind of self-confidence that he’s lost for quite sometime now.

Sa totoo, papable na papable pa rin siya and his tandem with Agot Isidro is well-received by the televiewers thereby giving him that inexplicaly complacent look every time he gets to face the camera.

Napanonood nga pala ang E-Boy right after TV Patrol sa Primetime Bida ng ABS-CBN.

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Wala na bang projects kaya balik pakwela si kuya?

DATI-RATI, ang management yata ang nag-decide na i-pull-out siya sa wacky show na kinabibilangan niya for quite sometime already but for reasons too baffling to ponder on, bigla siyang ibinalik sa kwelang show na minsa’y biglang tinalikuran niya.

Now, a lot of people consider it a demotion of sort or something negative to the the hunk’s career.

Wala na raw bang soap na maibibigay sa kanya ang network kaya balik-komedya na naman ang brown-skinned actor?

Nakapagtataka nga namang sa dinami-rami ng mga bagong soaps ng network ay ni hindi siya napasali kahit sa isa man lang.

Nega nga ba ang dating ng involvement niya sa isang tisay na young actress?

Well, that’s the 64 dollar question that’s roiling in the minds of most of his followers.

‘Yun na!

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Ate Vi inspirasyon ng mga middle age women

WAY back during the 80s, Hollywood had a sensational personality in the person of Ms. Joan Collins.

She was then labelled as the woman America loves to hate. Hahahahaha!

Blockbuster talaga ang kanilang Dynasty at ang cat fight nila ni Linda Evans ay inabangan with bated breath ng kanilang millions of avid followers.

Joan was already in her mid-40s then but was still devastatingly attractive and hauntingly beautiful, her Playboy episode was a veritably sell-out.

In the Philippines today, we have a personality who can be considered as the counterpart of Ms. Collins in terms of beauty, intelligence, sex appeal and career longevity.

Her name? Queenstar Vilma Santos but of course!

She might be already in an age where most actresses are beginning to have some high -ly troubled and nightmare-ladened sleep, but  Ate Vi has come to reconcile with the fact that she can never be forever beautiful and highly admired.

No one absolutely is!

At one point, you need to concede to old age. An occurrence that she’s not in the least bit afraid of.

Ang importante, she’s been able to prepare herself emotionally, physically and financially for that ‘fearful’ eventuality.

For there is such a thing as aging gracefully. An art that Queen Vi has perfected through the years.

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Richard Pangilinan is hot!

IBA talaga ang arrive ang Hataw 2010 grand winner na si Richard Pangilinan.

Ang dami na niyang nasalihang talent search and so far, lagi na’y nananalo siya either ng grand prize o runner-up slot kaya.

Kunsabagay, he’s young (all of 22 years of age and stands five feet ten inches and the bulge is appealingly enticing… Hahahahahaha!) and may talent naman sa acting.

As a matter of fact, he’ll soon be doing an indie movie wherein he’ll be one of the minor characters.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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