No offense meant kay Nora: Alisin niya ang ilusyon at magpaka-professional tulad ng kanyang Kumareng Vilma!

I WOULD have wanted to speak up my mind about superstar Nora Aunor in the past but I decided to zip my mouth out of respect to her legions of followers all over the archipelago who are naturally going to get affected the very moment I open my mouth and say more than a mouthful about the enduring actress.

Kung talento ang pag-uusapan, there is no doubt that she is multi-talented.

Pero hindi sapat ang husay o versatility para magtagal ka nang husto sa larangang ito.

You need to know what professionalism is all about and the rest is going to be that easy. Perfect example ang Queenstar for all seasons na si Ms. Vilma Santos.

Hindi nga ba’t early on their rivalry, Nora was definitely pulling very much ahead, hence the epithet phenomenal.

But Nora got carried away with her being a living phenomenon and started to live in a world solely of her own creation.

Oo nga’t simple raw siya at mapagpakumbaba but I would strongly object to that, with due deference to the Noranians.

After 3 decades of being a dyed in the wool follower of the superstar myself, I have suddenly come to the jolting realization that she is a victim of her own super-stardom.

Kung si Ate Vi ay praktikal at bukas ang mga mata sa katotohanan ng buhay, delusions have wrought havoc to Ms. Nora Aunor’s stupendous movie career.

Ako na nga lang na nagmahal sa kanya nang tunay in the past ay hindi niya ma-acknowledge ang aking pagiging Noranian simple because I was not her typical movie fan who was not using his mind and would follow around her shadow like a dolt.

Honestly, I tried my darnest best to penetrate her but she was so elusive and wary of my presence. Hahahahahaha!

Don’t I look like a fan? Kailangan bang maging katulad ko ‘yung isang namayapa ng movie scribe na labs na labs niya dahil bulag na bulag sa kanyang mga kahibangan at bow nang bow lang sa kanyang mga nakaririnding eksena?

Lately, may balita na namang kumalat na ‘yung mga donations raw na nakuha niya coming from her well-meaning friends and adoring fans (again, my profuse apology to her legions of fanatics all over the archipelago) ay sinugal niya’t inubos sa casino kaya hindi naipagamot ang kanyang boses.

Ang tanong, may deperensya bang talaga ang boses niya?

Isn’t this just one of her hideous stunts that she’d occasionally pull to hoodwink so many people?

Anyhow, the public seems to have become inured of her gimmicks (pardon me again, beloved Noranians but for once, I guess I need to be honest and not mince any words in saying what I feel), they are no longer thrilled to have her around for the simple reason that she has failed them and are no longer interested to pay attention to her gimmicks and shenanigans.
Hahahahahahahaha!

Magtino ka na kasi, mama. Why don’t you emulate the lofty example of your Kumareng Vilma who’s always been most transparent with her activities and has always been honest in her dealings with people?

Kita mo naman, good karma siya. Through the years, she’s been able to win the admiration of the public, along with their respect as well.

Sayang ka naman kung nagka-edad ka na’t lahat e puro gimmicks pa ang nasa kokote mo.

Tama na!

Sukat na!

Magbago ka na before it’s veritably too late.

Kita mo, dumating ka na’t lahat, ni hindi ka man lang naging laman ng mga dyaryo.

Bantad na kasi sila sa mga oh promise me mo. Ayaw na nilang maniwala pa.

Look at your Kumareng Vilma, still the paradigm of professionalism and beauty at 35.

Hahahahahahaha!

Her credibility, too, is very much intact and she’s never been incriminated in anything indecent and questionably repugnant.

Life is too short to be wasted on inanities and trivialities, my dear.

Gusto mo bang maging Carmen Rosales ka?

Ayusin mo na ang buhay mo para magkaroon ka rin ng mansion sa Ayala Alabang at sari-saring investments tulad ng kumare mo na hindi nagsusugal kaya too liquid and well-off.

‘Yun lang!

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Na-turn off dahil claving ang nakuhang pamalit (Hahahahahahaha!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!  How so very amusing naman ang naging eksena ng isang super moneyed matrona na ang sabi nga’y may asim pa.

Imagine, in her desperate attempt to hurt her two-timing papa, ginamit niya ang kanyang aero instructor para pasakitan ito.

After all, may arrive rin ito at espanyol ang appeal. Hahahahahaha!

Ang kaso, the more they become more intimate and the guy is exposed to the prying eyes of the public, brazen commentaries are being inundated in her direction to the effect that the new guy in her life happens to be a limpwristed individual.

Es un maricon! Hahahahahaha!

Hahahahahaha! Oks na lang sana kung bisexual na veering slightly on the feminine side.

Ang kaso, girl na girl kaya shakira ang mga vaklungs!

Hahahahahahaha! What kind of taste does the aging matron have? Is she not aware that the new guy in her life  happens to be gay as a coot. Hahahahaha!

No wonder, she’s purportedly having some second thoughts as regard to her relationship with the new gay, I mean guy (guy raw. o! Hakhakhakhak!) in her life. Hahahahahahaha!

A big dick is nothing if it gets hard only upon the motivation of another huge dick. Hahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

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Ang tindi ng pagmamahal ng character ni Ejay Falcon sa character ni Empress

FEEL good soap ang Mundo Man ay Magunaw that gets aired every afternoon from 2:30 p.m. down.

Nakatutuwang makitang loyal na loyal na boyfriend ang role na ginagampanan ni Ejay Falcon na at all cost, he’s always there to protect and defend her sweetheart that’s delineated with conviction by Empress.

How really nice to know that true love still exists in spite of the modern times and the complication of the world we’re in.

Magandang manood ng soap na ‘to dahil pinatutunayan ditong hope springs eternal and that true love still exists.

Senti kami kapag napanonood namin ito dahil mula ito sa orihinal na panulat ng co-drama talent namin sa Bicol na si Salvador Royales na during the 70s ay isa sa mga pinakasikat na radio announcers sa Bombo Radyo in Naga City.

Super bongga rin ang portrayal dito ni Eula Valdez sa lead character na ina bale ng characters nina Emoress At Nikki Gil.

Do watch it at Showtie, ang huhusay talaga ng mga artista rito.

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Racist issue sa cover ng FHM pinag-uusapan kaya ipu-pull out na sa newsstands!

I HAVEN’T seen yet Bela Padilla’s FHM cover but it’s definitely one of the hottest subjects for conversation at the net lately because of its supposedly racist undertone.

Alam naman nating peaches and cream ang skin coloring ni Bela P. kaya nga na-insecure ang guranggang si Marianita dahil nakita nitong bukod sa sariwang-sariwang ang alaga ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente, umiilaw talaga ang skin tone nito na lalong na-highlight sa controversial cover ng FHM dahil black women nga ang nakapaligid dito.

Anyhow, hindi naman kasalanan ng young actress kung ‘yun ang tema ng kanyang cover sa nasabing magazine dahil concept nila ‘yun at sumunod lang naman siya sa ipinagagawa sa kanya.

“I apologize if I offended some people but it’s not in my nature to discriminate anyone,” asseverates Bela P.

Nevertheless umaatikabo nga ang mga bitchy at lacerating commentaries on Bela na wala naman itong magawa kundi magkibit balikat dahil hindi naman daw siya ang tipong magdi-discriminate sa kapwa dahil sa maputi siya at colored people ang iba.

Nevertheless, now the public knows why Marianita gurangga felt enormously insecure with her barely a year ago.

When you’re almost 40 and your man is falling for someone a lot younger, you would naturally be engulfed with tremendously amount of insecurity. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Did I hit the nail right on its head Ferminata ngangaera? Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, as of presstime, ipu-pull-out na raw ang controversial FMH cover ni Bela at papalitan nang iba.

Nag-issue na rin ng apology ang FHM kung naging offensive raw ang dating ng kanilang concept na wala namang ganong undertone nang i-conceptualize nila.

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Bread tripping ng hunk actor pagsisisihan niya sa bandang huli

HAHAHAHAHA! Nagtitilam-tilam daw ang isang madatung na network sa nalalapit na paglipat sa kanila ng isang hunk actor na di na naman kabataan (di na raw kabataan, o! Hahahahahahaha!).

Feeling kasi nila, malaking bagayang mapunta sa kanila ang, in fairness, ay katila-tilam pa rin namang hunk actor.

Could it be true?

Well, maganda nga siguro ang following ng hunk actor pero ang kaso, ang network ang di yata masyadong maganda ang arrive sa publiko particularly because some of the people in it who are too star-conscious, they seem not to be aware anymore when good talents come their way and would ignore them in the event that a bigger talent would come along. Hahahahahaha!

Perfect example ‘yung ngangaerang gurang na binigyan nila ng all-out support gayung k-less naman at as of this writing ay milyones na ang nauubos dahil pinandidirihan ng mga sponsors for the simple na walang aliw factor at nakukunsume ang mga otaw lalo na’t nagpipilit siyang magpakwela, guranggetch naman na siya ever. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, going back to this hunk actor, a lot of people are of the belief that he’s bound to regret his somewhat rash decision. Napatunayan na kasing oo nga’t superfab ang talent fees na makukuha mo sa nasabing network but in the end, you’re bound to regret your having joined them for the simple reason that your star would concomitantly plummet as time goes by.

Look at what happened to this famous and good-natured actress. When she was still a part of that five-star network, her shows at the big dome were veritable success.

Lately, the public had the greatest shock of their lives when her recent concert had turned out to be abysmal

failure and not the well-followed concerts that she would dish out during those times when she was still a part of the popular network.

How sad!

Nevertheless we make decisions in our lives that we tend to regret later but that’s life, di ba naman?

Life is what we make it.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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