SA AKIN MARUNONG

BOY: Mom, there’s a stranger having sex with our maid in the kitchen…

MOM (in panic): Where?!

BOY: Joke joke joke! it’s only dad…

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MADRE: Father, tell your seminarians not to urinate along the fence.

PRIEST: Sister naman! Maliliit na bagay pinapansin mo…

MADRE: No! malalaki father, MALALAKIIIII!

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ABOGADO: Angel, pwede mo bang idescribe dito sa korte ang taong nang-rape sa’yo?

ANGEL: Maitim po, panot, tagyawatin, pango ang ilong at bungal po.

RAPIST: Sige MAMINTAS ka pa, kala mo naman VIRGIN ka!

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Dalawang madre habang nnire-rape.

MADRE 1: Diyos ko, patawarin mo po sila. Hindi nila nalalaman ang kanilang ginagawa!

MADRE 2: AY naku mader, yung akin marunong!

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