Ayaw tantanan ng mga intriga ang hunk na morenong aktor!

HAHAHAHAHA! Poor guy. Hindi na nga yata tatantanan ng mga intriga ang hunk actor na ‘to na since day one, in his multi-colored showbiz career, has always been badly maligned by the press.

Right after his episode with his coquettish leading-lady got written about, his detractors (and tormentors? Hahahahahahaha!) are once again spewing filth.

Ang latest? Kaya raw nairita sa kanyang leading-lady ang aktor ay dahil sa hindi naman niya type ito at ang feel niyang maka-churvahan ay ang mature ng aktor na kasama nila sa kanilang top-rating soap. hahahahahahaha!

Carry n’yo ‘yan?

But knowing the mature actor to be ‘game’ when it comes to things like this, I’m positive they are going to have a grand time together. Hakhakhak!

Looking back, sometime in he mid and late 80s during his youth, he was one of the many actors who flaunted his machismo on cam and in print as well.

Talaga namang sanga na lang yata ang tumakip sa kanyang sumptuous dick. Sumptuous dick daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Pero ang sabi ng mga intrigera, baka naman daw tapos na ang kanilang ‘eksena’. Ganuned? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, fast worker si kuya kaya baka naman. Baka naman daw, o! Hakhakhak!

Well, close fight sila sa size ng nota. Ito kasing younger na brown-skinned actor ay eskalera rin ang katilam-tilam na kargada at soo haba talaga and oh, sooo taba. Hahahahahahaha!

The same thing holds with the older actor but ivory siyempre ang coloring.

Matched na matched di ba? Ebony and ivory, tsalap! tsalap! tsalap! Hahahahahahaha!

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Ibang klase ang acting ni Eula Valdez!

ISA sa main reasons kung bakit top-rating ang afternoon (right after It’s Showtime) soap na Mundo Man ay Magunaw ni Eula Valdez (as penned by our talented kababayan from Bicol na si Salvador Royales) ay ang riveting performance ng ageless at enduring actress na si Eula Valdez.

Scene after scene, you’ll positively get awed with her characterization that’s perpetually in control no matter how agitated she might be.

Magagaling din ang kanyang mga co-actors na sina Sylvia Sanchez, Nikki Gil at Empress pero nangingibabaw siyempre ang intensity ng kanyang acting.

Do watch it everyday right after you enjoyed the wackiness of the group of It’s Showtime at exactly 2:30 in the afternoon.

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Sikat na personalidad, nagtilam-tilam sa sexy actor turned dramatic star

DI NAMAN kalakihan ang equipment ng sexy actor-turned matinee idol na ‘to but because of his new stature as one of the hottest young actors of today, a lot of gays are ostensibly fantasizing for his dick.

Fantasizing for his regular-sized dick daw, o! Hakhakhak!

Anyway, isa raw sa mga secret admirers nito na sinusundan siya nang palihim kahit saan man siya magpunta ay isang personalidad na lihim na nagtitilam-tilam sa kanya mereseng tatay na lang siya nito kung tutuusin.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang tanong, is he (the aging silent homosexual) going to succeed knowing pretty well how hawk-like and most vigilant the gay lover of this actor is? Hahahahahahaha!

If there’s a will, there’s a way. Hahahahahahahahaha!

But is it going to work this time?

Let’s wait and see. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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That Luis Allandy magic!

SANDAMAKMAK ang mga artistang naroroon (celebration ito ng supremacy ng programs ng GMA7 sa Afternoon Prime Block which runs from 2:30pm to 6:30 pm) but surprisingly so, iba ang arrive ng lead actor ng Broken Bow na si Luis Allandy.

From a distance and up close, he really looks delectably young and fresh.

Smug even.

“Maybe it’s because I’m happy with the way my career and personal life is progressing,” he coos, expressive eyes brightening considerably.

He openly confessed to being a christian but not the neurotic and super devoted kind.

“My christian belief never interferes with my work,” he points out coolly. “Work is a different matter altogether.”

Right now, apart from the success of her soap with Bianca King (whom she considers a highly professional actress) he’s most happy that he’s been able to do some indie movies on the side that he could be veritably proud of.

So far, he’s been able to do Migrante with Joel Lamangan and Kalayaan with Adolf Felix.

According to Luis, Joel is more of an actor’s director while Adolf is known for his appealing cinematography and commendable story telling.

Anyhow, he hopes to be a part of GMA for the next five years or so.

He considers himself blessed to be having a talent manager like Noel Ferrer who’s most supportive and encourages him to go beyond his physical endurance and limits as an actor as well.

“When I feel exhausted, he would always push me. ‘Kaya mo ‘yan, Luis!’

“Di niya ako pinapabayaan.”

Anyway, you can see from the way he looks that he’s one disciplined actor.

“I don’t smoke, I don’t drink,” he coos. “Boring nga ang life ko eh,” he adds in jest.

But her really considers himself lucky to be a working actor all throughout 2011. Now at 2012, Broken Bow keeps him busy.

Some people are indeed born lucky.

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Inggit na inggit ang mga fansitas ni Marianita flopzina kay Ms. Claire dela Fuente

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nanggagalaiting talaga ang mga cheap na fansitas ni Marianita Flopzina (kinabog ba naman to-the-max ang My Gilagid ng Walang Hanggan nina Coco Martin at Julia Montes..Hahahahahahaha!) sa amin nina Ms. Claire dela Fuente.

Imagine, almost on a day-to-day basis ay talak-to-the-max ang tatlong (tatatlo lang ang loyalists ni Marianita? Hahahahahahahaha!) mga pangitelyang ito at pinagdiriinang ‘palamon’ (their very word that reeks with unadulterated cheapness and coarseness… Hahahahahaha!) daw kami ng sikat at enduring talent manager nina Bela Padilla at Sam Pinto. Hahahahahahaha!

Really? I don’t think she’ll (Ms. Claire) be able to afford our veritably expensive lifestyle.

Inasmuch as she’s really opulent, I don’t think Ms. Claire’s that extravagant to spend for our upkeep. Hahahahaha!

Sa lawyer’s fees na lang (which is considerable..Hahahahahaha!), magdadalawang-isip na ang kahit sino na sagutin ang aming expenses.

Let me tell you fags of the cheapest order, I am not beholden to anyone.

Mabait nga siguro si Ms. Claire at close kami pero hindi naman siya ganon kapabolosa para sagutin ang aming monthly expenses.

Baka kayo ang palamon ni Marianita dahil mga cheap kayo at walang edukasyon?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Mga simbergwensa! Hahahahahahaha!

Mga mal-edukada’t panget! Hahahahahahaha!

Punta kayo kay Ferminata dahil pare-pareho kayong mga idiota’t mukhang anda.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Gap kay Boyet gawa-gawa lang ng mga kalaban

NAGULAT si Governor Vilma Santos Recto nang tanungin tungkol sa gap daw nilang dalawa ni Christopher de Leon.

“Wala!” Ate Vi says with vehemence. “Saan naman nanggaling ‘yan?” she demands in all innocence.

“Liberal din si Boyet at magkapartido kami,” she further elaborates, “bakit naman kami magkakaproblema?

“Gawa-gawa lang siguro ‘yan ng mga kalaban.

“Boyet and I have always been on speaking terms at close kami.”

One thing that Governor Vi has always been proud of and is known for, is that she is most fair in treating everyone under her employ.

“Dadalawa lang kaming magkapartido rito,” she intimates, “but one thing na maswerte ako, they are most supportive of me.

“We’re really okay,” she emphatically states in obvious reference to the mayors and other politicians she gets to work with.

Kaya raw smooth-sailing ang set-up nila ay dahil sa hindi siya mahilig sa mga tsismis.

“Ayokong mag-entertain ng tsismis,”she pleasantly intones.

Dapat lang!

Going back to Boyet, someone asked if there is some truth to the ongoing rumor that he’s purportedly having an affair right now with someone in Batangas.

“Masarap ang kape!” answers Ate Vi with feigned indifference. “Gusto kong magkape!”

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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