Green Jokes

Three biggest tragedies in man’s life:

1. Life sucks.

2. Job sucks.

3. Wife doesn’t.

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Women wear lipstick as a warning.

Danger: Wrong hole!

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Bakit ikinahihiya ng toe ang mommy niya?

Kasi foot ang ina niya!

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Q: Ano kaibahan ng kumukulong tubig at kamay ng babae?

A: Ang kumukulong tubig, nagpapalambot ng karne. Ang kamay ng babae, nagpapatigas.

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Husband comes to bed naked

Wife: “Not tonight I have a headache.”

Husband: “Okay lang, binudburan ko ng aspirin yung t*ti ko!”

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