High living dahil sa nota

POVERTY is supposedly in the air.

Everybody’s complaining about the hard times but surprisingly, this not-so-good-looking character actor who’s  famous for his big dick (big dick daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) is living in unadulterated luxury.

Compared to other more popular actors, he’s veritably well-off and has an expensive fleets of cars that include sports Mercedes Benz, high end SUVs and Hammer.

With a meager talent fee, how could he possibly sustain his veritably expensive lifestyle?

Dati, sa small bungalow lang sila nakatira ng older sis niya.

Dahil flourishing noon ang pagdya-Japan, nag-Japayuki ang sisteraka niya na eventually ay na-involve sa isang sexy actor.

Now, you guys must be wondering how he’s been able to afford the kind of house that he lives in these days that’s veritably expensive and reeking with class.

Di naman kalakihan ang talent fee niya sa paggawa ng pelikula pero malaki ang kanyang nota. Hahahahahahaha!

That’s the reason why this bombshell of the 90s seems not to forget him totally considering the truckloads of

men that she has had. Hahahahahahahaha!

Magaling kasing dumiskarte si Kuya kaya ang kabuhayan niya ay patuloy sa pag-unlad mereseng these are supposedly the hard times and everybody’s complaining about survival.

Hindi lang siya magaling sa pagma-manage ng kanyang finances, he, too, happens to be very good in bed and he makes use of his endowments to make things a lot easier for him.

Laban ka? Hakhakhak!

Sabi nga ng isang kaibigan naming homosexual, magaling daw ito sa kama at talagang
call galore mo raw lahat ng santo kapag binanatan ka na niya ng kanyang specialty na romansa militar.

Hahahahahahaha!

No wonder, carry na niyang mag-produce ng indie movie at a time when every showbiz people are vociferously com -plaining about the scarcity of money.

Iba ang Lumen sa buhay, amigo. Lagi na’y nakararaos habang ang iba’y hingal-kabayo na sa katatrabaho. Hahaha!

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JOJO NEPACINA SIZZLING HOT AT 24

This appealing, 24-year-old hunk from Pangasinan is a real turn-on.

He was able to finish a course as a caregiver at the Instituto Centro Asia in Pangasinan but at the moment, he is not so keen in working as a caregiver abroad but would want to give local show business a try first.

Well, with his height (he stands 5’10”) and impressive body, not to mention his becoming bulge (becoming bulge raw, o! Hakhak- hak!), Jojo Nepacina’s indeed one hot papa.

Wait na lang tayo for further developments in his career.

As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahaha!

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BELA P. SUPER TRENDING SA INTERNET!

Sosi ang talent management career sa ngayon ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente. Habang
humahataw ang careers nina Bela Padilla at Sam Pinto, heto ka at may launching movie na pala ang bago niyang alagang si Sam Concepcion under the newly formed powerful tandem ng Viva at ng anak ni Mother Lily Monteverde na si Dondon Monteverde.

Now, you guys must be wondering why Dondon M. has decided to forge an alliance with Viva and not with her mom’s Regal films entertainment.

Well, we must have his own personal reasons in doing so, so be it.

Anyway, going back to Yam, she used to be the young woman in that Globe commercial and even then, Viva was already that interested to handle her showbiz career through Ms. Claire.

Last year kasi, she was not that interested because she was more focused on the man of her life.

But ostensibly, the guy is now out of the picture, she can now focus more on her promising showbiz career.

Anyhow, with Dondon Monteverde palpably in charge of her launching movie, we are positive that she’s definitely in good hands.

Yam used to be labelled as an Angel Locsin look-alike but Viva sees a lot of potential in her.

Kung nagawa niyang mag-emote nang maayos sa kanyang Globe commercial, Boss Vic and Mr. Monteverde see no rea-  son why she can’t do it in films.

Oo nga naman!

Goodluck, girl! Hope you make it real big!

Going back to Bela P., super trending siya almost everyday for the past week sa Yahoo Philippines.

“Meaning,” Ms. Claire explains, “every hour her name is being typed and googled for not less than 100,000 times.”

Laban ka Marianita Lukresya? Hahahahahaha!

Pa-treat mo na nga pala ang hair mo dahil baka tuluyang mag-fall-out, makalbo ka nang tuluyan dahil sa sobrang rebonding chuvanes. Hahahahahahahaha!

Going back to Bela, two days ago, she was trending at number 2 and the day after that at number 8.

Fabulous, di ba naman? Hahahahahaha!

Habang patuloy na nagpa-panic ang old maid ng si Marianita, pinagkakaguluhan naman ang beauty ni Bela sa Yahoo Philippines.

Iba na ang fresh at matalino.

Gets mo bobitang Marianita?

Sa halip kasing i-focus mo ang buong energy mo sa kamo-monitor kay Papa Dong, why don’t you do something about

your flagging showbiz career.

Period. Ayoko ng guranggaaaaaah! Hahahahahahahaha!

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POOR MARIANITA, GAGAWA NA NAMAN NG MOVIE SA STAR CINEMA SI PAPA DONG WITH ANGEL LOCSIN!

Dahil sumadsad ang ratings ng My Gilagid, (My Gilagid daw, o! Hakhakhak!) hayan at mago-over da bakod na naman si Dingdong Dantes para gumawa ng another movie under Star Cinema kung saan si Angel Locsin (prodigal daughter ng GMA) ang magiging love interest, along with Angelica Panganiban and Zanjoe Marudo.

So far, wala namang magiging problema dahil pinayagan na raw si Dong ng GMA.

Sosyal, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahaha!

Kawawang Marianita L., mas naghi-hit pa ang kanyang real and reel leading man kapag iba ang katambal compared sa kanya. Hahahahahahahaha!

Tiyak na text brigade na naman ang mga tsakang Dongyan ngayong araw na ‘to ka-join ang supot na si Vavalina.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magpa-circumcize ka na matandang mabahongang (ang halitosis…bow! Hahahahahaha! kasuka!) reyna ng duldol.

Reyna raw talaga ng triangular na duldol, o! Hakhakhak!

Saan ka naman nakakitang mga kagid na shaped like a triangle?

Si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro lang ang meron noon.

Yuck! Kalbo na nga, may kagid pa, sooo baho pa the smell that emanates from his body na payatola na, duldolic pa!

Kasuka! Hahahahahahahaha!

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