Lagi na lang luhaan!

SA ISA sa kanyang latest interviews, nagpakatotoo ang isang petite pero magandang young actress sa nakaiintrigang set-up ng kanyang lovelife na last December ay talaga namang blooming at kinaiinggitan nang nakararami.

During that time, full of expectations talaga ang tao sa show business dahil tipong head over heels in love ang pabling na young actor na nali-link sa kanya and from the looks of it, the feeling seemed to be mutual.

But for some totally baffling reasons, after some two weeks of constant togetherness, bigla na lang nagbabu ang ombre at naiwan ang petite young actress na nagtataka kung bakit biglang nanlamig ang dati’y passionately enamored na young actor.

Well, after some thorough investigation, (thorough investigation daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) the truth now has been unraveled. Kaya naman pala nanlamig na ang di katangkarang aktor ay dahil sa nagkabalikan na sila ng dati niyang karelasyong not-so-young actress na mas voluptuous compared doon sa petite young actress.

Bago?

Immaterial na kung may anak na ito. Ang mahalaga ay nagmamahalan sila.

Nagmamahalan daw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

Tutal naman, may anak na rin naman siya sa pagkabinata, di quits na sila. Hahahahaha!

Ang nakahahabag, ‘yung chick na napaibig niya in the short span of time that they were together.

Di pa rin talaga ito makapaniwalang basta na lang siya iiwan nu’ng young actor.

Oh, well, mas matindi ang dating ng pinagsamahan nila nu’ng not-so-young actress. Du’n kasi sa petite young actress walang churvahan kaya bitin di ba naman?

Samantalang all the way (all the way raw, o! Hahahahaha!) dito sa isa.

Kumbaga, churva all you can. (Churva all you can daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) Tsalap!tsalap!tsalap! Hahahahahaha!

Specially so that the woman he has an intimate relationship with happens to be a woman of some experience. Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Sukdulan hanggang langit ang pagkademonyo ng character ni Tessie Tomas sa Mundo Man Ay Magunaw

KUNG naki-emphatize sa kanyang good-natured role sa Noah ang mga tao, this time as the scheming mom of Nikki Gil and the fiercist nemesis of Eula Valdez (Olivia), maisusumpa mo talaga si Tessie Tomas.

Patunay lang how versatile an actress she veritably is.

Talaga namang kukulo ang dugo mo sa kanyang mga pinaggagagawa sa soap na ‘to na mapanonood right after It’s  Showtime, specially so now that she has once again shrewdly manuevered the encareration of Eula’s character.

Sana nga’y makatulong naman ang character nina Allan Paule at Emilio Garcia.

Going back to Tessie Tomas, her longevity in then business can largely be credited to her versatility and devotion to her career that has already spanned decades in the business.

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Di nga kalakihan, flawless at galingero naman sa churvahan (hahahaha!)

MARAMI ang nagtataka kung bakit sa dinami-rami ng mga ombres na nagkakagusto sa gandarita at kiniserang girlalung ito ay napunta raw siya sa di naman katangkaran at kadakuang (di raw kadakuan, o! Hahahahahahaha!) radio and teevee personality na ‘to.

Well, unang-una, matagal ng fatally attracted ang flawless na girlalu sa nasabing personalidad not only be- cause of his pleasant good looks but more so because of his riveting intelligence that tends to upstage most men of this generation who are dumb and more per-occupied with girls than furthering their intellect or knowledge.

Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Aanhin mo nga naman ang mga dakotang bobito at syonga, (Ayokooooooooooh! Kay Bubonika na lang zila! Hahaha- ha!) kung wala namang maio-offer kundi mind-blowing sex and nothing more? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kagaya ba ng mga young ombres na nakukuping ni Bubonic, da gurangis na titanic…Hahahahahahaha! Puro regular (regular daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) na oozing with braggadocio and cheap demands to have this and that chuvanes. Hahahahahahaha!

Sabagay, kung gurang ka na at sooo laki ang tiyanetch like Bubog, who would want to make love with you if not for the money and connections that you can offer? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Di ba naman, ngangaera? Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, going back to this highly sexed young woman, super starlet palang siya ay pinapantasya na niya ang di katangkarang personalidad.

Kung bumisita nga siya noon sa gwaping na deejay ay syongag pa at nakikipagtalbugang magsayaw in a cheap manner sa mga patonting na female fansitas nu’ng cutie na personalidad.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Iba naman kasi ang mga berdaderong girlaletch as compared sa mga dyodetch na big notas ang pala-palaging pinapantasya.

Women can like you even if you have a regular sized dick provided you have an awesome expertise when it comes to sex and you have pleasant good looks.

Di ba naman, Bubogski? Hahahahahahahahaha!

You should know, di ba? Knowing how an authority you are when it comes to the sizes of men’s dicks? Hahahaha!  Ang brass bed na ginibzung sa syodetch na taga-Pocketbelt. Hahahahahaha!

Cheap!

At any rate, sa nangyari sa gandarang girlalu, di naman dapat na ibunton lang doon sa deejay na very vocal sa kanyang feelings ang sisi. It takes two to tango kaya may fault din ang gandara sana at matalinong girlalu pero naaaning-aning when it comes to love and sex. Hahahahahahahaha!

Di ba naman Lola Bubogita? Hahahahahahaha!

Lumakad ka na nang paluhod ngayong lenten season lola para na-renew ang multi-million mong kontrata.

Kaya lang, ire-reduce raw ang gigantic TF mo to a measly one thousand five hundred pesos per episode. Hahaha!

How so apt and fitting for someone so old and not pleasant to look at. Hahahahahaha!

Magtinda ka na lang kaya ng ikmo at bunga sa Bulacan, baka kumita ka pa. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Daniel Martinez campus Valenzuela’s hottest hunk!

FOR a change, go naman tayo today sa Venezuela kung saan matatagpuan ang mga hunks na may K talaga when you speak of gorgeous physique and angelic facial features as well.

Our hunk for today is Daniel Martinez Campus who was adjudged Mr. Handsome way back in the 2007 and is now a famous actor with a string of hit teevee soaps and movies as well.

His most cherished dream is to penetrate Hollywood that’s why he’s studying English assifduously.

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Tinalbugan ni Bela Padilla ang mga starlet na lumalabas sa mga girlie magazine

HAHAHAHAHA! Maraming nang-iintriga sa kanya dahil inggit sila sa kanyang superfab exposures sa FHM but these people can’t do anything to pull Bela Padilla down.

Sa true, nilampaso niya ang mga starlets na nag-pose sa kung saan-saang mga girlie mags dahil siya ang pinakahot these days globally. Hahahahahaha!

Mang-intriga man ang mga pralaling ni Lola Marianita Biglang Tsaka (biglang tsaka raw, o! Hakhakhak!), it’s not in any way affecting Bela P.’s lofty stature.

Mga istarlita na kasi, mga Bubonika pa. Hahahahahahahaha!

Di na uso ang mga tanga, ano?

Bela P. is a young woman of culture and erudition and it shows (are you reading this Marianita guranggang y maledukada? Hahahahahaha!) in the way she talks and answers questions from the international press. Inggit lang kayo dahil you need an interpreter to be able to communicate well.

Hahahahahahaha!

Mga cheapanggetch!

Sa totoo, no matter how you howl like cheap poltergeist, you won’t be able to topple down a learned persona like Bela Padilla.

Maggantsilyo na lang kayo dahil sa tumba-tumba kayo nababagay!

Cheeeaaaaappppp!

Bonggacious nga pala ang response sa My kontrabida Girl nina Rhian Ramos at Aljur Abrenica ng GMA Films kung saan may featured role si Bela at effect-effect rin ang Hiram Na Puso (it airs right after Eat Bulaga at GMA’s Afternoon Prime) kung saan vital support si Bela ng gandara ring si Kris Bernal at lead actors sina Mark Herras at Polo Ravales.

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May bagong award na naman si Governor Vi!

GOVERNOR Vilma Santos Recto is indeed unstoppable!

Sandamakmak na ang awards na natanggap niya, heto ka at meron na namang bago.

Anyway, on Monday, March 19 , she’ll be receiving another recognition courtesy of the National Economic Development Authority that will be staged at the Mall of Asia.

Out of 80 contenders, 7 lang silang bibigyan ng natatanging recognition bilang pagkilala sa mga natatanging accomplishments at proyekto na may kinalaman sa kanyang programang HEARTS (Health, Education, & Environment, Agriculture, Roads and Infrastructure, Tourism and Security) na pagpapalaganap ng turismo sa Batangas.

Iba talaga ang klase ng commitment ni Ate Vi. Dahil sa kanyang sincerity sa kanyang craft or profession, she is acknowledged not only in the field of politics but in show business as well.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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