Nangangatal na ang tumbong nina Ferminata at Perci Inatalan dahil bilang na ang maliligayang araw nila (hahahahaha!)

KAY bilis-bilis namang dinapurak ng bad karma si Ferminata, da masyoba-syobang ngangaerang matrona. Hahahaha!

Imagine, there are wild talks to the effect that Madam Wilma Galvante is purportedly moving in to TV5 to take  the place of Madam Perci Intalan who’s the one lording it out at the entertainment department since 2009.

Now, in the event na matigok si Madam Perci, what will happen to Ferminata who’s largely responsible for the
billions of pagkalugi ng nasabing network for quite sometime now? Hahahahahahaha!

I’m sure na hindi na niya magagawang magreyna-reynahan in the event na si madam Wilma na ang nasa posisyon.

Hahahahahaha!

Mantakin mo ang milyones na nalugi sa TV5 dahil sa mga cheap shows ni Fermi na pipito lang yata ang nanonood dahil nababaduyan sa kanya? Hahahahahahahaha! I could just imagine what will happen to her in the event that Madam Wilma would eventually take over. Hahahahahaha!

I’m positive na matitigok siya dahil hindi siya feel nito and she’s not a dolt to realize what Mr. Intalan has done to the coffers of the company since he has taken over the network’s programming some three years before. Hahahahaha!

So far, natigbak na ang Starless Confession ng babaeng soo laki ang tiyanetch, samantalang ‘yung Juice-less ay nasa graveyard shift na at mga butiki na lang sa kisame ang nagtitiyagang manood, while ‘yung Sunday Paparazzi ay naging one hour na lang at natapat sa banggaang Eat Bulaga at Showtime. Hakhakhak!

How gross!

Anyway, the biggest blow talaga sa pagrereyna kuno ni Fermi ay ang pagdating sa TV5 ni Madam Wilma para palitan supposedly si Madam Perci. Hahahahahahaha!

Weather-weather lang talaga ‘yan.

What you do will come back to haunt you a thousand fold! Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Formula 690 sosyal at naiiba!

MAY bagong watering hole ang mga taong (gays in particular) mahilig sa entertainment sa Kyusi.

Nagkaroon na ng grand opening ang Formula 690 Entertainment Bar last February 28 sa #27 Mother Ignacia St. Alejandro Roces Avenue, Quezon city.

The momentous event was attended by well-known celebrities from the fashion and entertainment world.

Sa totoo, pabolosa talaga ang arrive ng nasabing bagong hang-out ng mga gays and bisexuals sa Kyusi. Riveting at eye-catching ang pink and black facade nito na talaga namang sosyal ang modern interiors at state of the art ang mga ilaw , sound and stage equipment, at siymepre pa, agaw-pansin ang mga katilam-tilam na macho men at top caliber artists.

Anyway, the grand launch of Formula 690 was hosted by the intelligent and comely Miss Earth Karla Henry and Mutya ng Pilipinas Tin-Tin Caballero, along with the appealing F 690 Models as well as riveting performances from F 690’s talented artists.

According to its president Mr. Wilbert Tolentino, Formula 690 has revived the excitement and vibrancy of the first and original entertainment bar in the Metropolis and redefined to remove the stigma that they cater simply to the calling of the flesh.

Formula 690 will also stage unique, one of a kind pageants, like contests for oversize and midget gays who will be given the chance to become stars in their own right.

For inquiries, kindly contact Genesis Gallos at 09178104690 and Francis Calubaquib at #09065127820.

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Nakahihiya ang Pinoy sa international world!

“NAKAHIHIYA tayo sa international world. Parang ang story kasi, kapwa mo Pilipino ang nagpu-put down sa ‘yo,”

Ms. Claire dela Fuente intones last night when she texted us to convey her feelings about her protegee Bela Padilla’s involvement in this racism thing.

“Sa totoo lang. ‘yan ang topic at title ng CNN and Time sa ngayon. Ang title, Filipinos debate racism in a men’s magazine.

“Di ba naman sampal ‘yun sa mga nanglalait kay Bela?” she asseverates. “Nakahihiya maging Pinoy talaga.

“Buti nga sa kanila!

“Anyway, what message are we sending to the world?” she further elaborates. “Na tayu-tayo hindi magkasundo?

“Honestly, we are being quoted by the international news agencies.

“Lahat ng comments na masama,” she quips, “kinukuha nila para i-justify na nagde-bate tayong mga Pilipino. That we are nothing but a divided nation.

“Sampal ‘yan sa mga Pinoy!”

Lately may isa naman daw nagpapaka-intelektwal na nagsulat about Black White & the Irony of Racist Ethics sa Philippine Star. “This is precisely what I’m talking about,” emphatically states Ms. Claire. “In doing things like this, we are just but showing the world how divided we veritably are!”

Well, mahilig talaga ang mga Pinoy sa grandstanding. Hahahahahahaha!

How doltish can you get!

Anyway, magbe-benefit nitong tiyak ang My Kontrabida Girl nina Aljur Abrenica at Rhian Ramos na showing na on March 14, kung saan may special role si Bela bilang, of all things – kontrabida sa character ni Rhian.

Hahahahahahahaha!

How amusing!

On the side, I’m sure na mabu-boost din ang ratings ng Hiram na Puso featuring Kris Bernal, Mark Herras, Polo Ravales, Gardo Versoza, Ayen Laurel, Candy Pangilinan, comebacking 80s star Ana Marin, Marc Acueza, Wynwyn Marquez and Ms. Gina Alajar that will detonate on national teevee starting Monday, March 5 on GMA’s Afternoon Prime.

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Marcus Cabrera pantasya ng mga badella

HAHAHAHAHAHA! He’s done a couple of indie movies already but his faggots and women admirers seem not to be sated. Lagi na’y clamoring for more sila kaya naman halos regular nang rumarampa ang katilam-tilam na si Marcus Cabrera sa The Library Manila para mapagbigyan ang kanyang mga tagasubaybay na lagi na’y gustong ma-sight ang kanyang ocho con ligong alaga.

Hahahahahahaha!

Okay ba mga ateh? Hahahahahaha!

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Wanting of firmness ang skin tone gayung bata pa raw na naturingan

HAHAHAHAHA! How so very amusing naman this newssy bit of info about this controversial male (?) personality in the field of health and fitness. Hakhakhak!

Some people even have the temerity to write that he’s supposedly the newest boy toy (Boy toy? Hahahahaha!) in the colorful existence of this aging but still feisty personality who’s reeking with opulence.

Now we do comprehend the seeming unruffled stance of her former mate upon meeting the aero guy in the flesh.

Hahahahahahaha!

Honestly, no match siya sa ganda ng pangangatawan nu’ng maligalig ding ombre na the greatest love yata ng moneyed matron, whoever would say that he’s (the new aero guy) younger than he, is grossly deluded or exaggerating.

Hahahahahahaha!

Walang halong pang-oolay, daks nga siguro kung daks ang bagong paparu (paparu raw, o! Hakhakhak!) but when you speak of machismo, well..forget it.

Forget it daw, o! Hakhakhak!

He doesn’t have it. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Hindi tinanggihan ni Ate Vi si Papa Manny

LATELY, talks are rife to the effect that Queenstar Vilma Santos has supposedly nixed the offer to co-host Manny Many Prizes that will have it’s live telecast in Lipa one of these days.

“Tanggi is too strong a word,” the winsome Batangas governor intones. “I wasn’t informed directly but through Vice governor Leviste only.

“First, ang shooting days ko lang sa The Healing ay Thursdays and Saturdays.

“Commitment na ‘yan at naka-calendar na.

“Second,” she explains in earnest,”makakasabay ang show ng anak kong si Luis becoz of DOND (Deal or no deal).

“Di ko naman magagawa ‘yun dahil anak ko ‘yun!

“So, hindi ako outright na tumanggi kundi hindi muna pwede.

“But Manny Pacquiao is a friend,” she stresses. “Next time siguro, why not?”

So there!

Kaya ‘yung mga nang-iintriga riyan, put a stop to that kind of petty nonsense.

Siyempre naman, the lady governor is a mother first at secondary na lang ang friendship.

Kahit naman siguro sino, ganon ang point of view.

Is everything clear now? Hindi in-ignore ni Ate Vi si Papa Manny. Nagkataon lang na sa ngayon, di uubrang talaga.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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