Napakikinabangan ang maragul na nota!
NUNG nasa kabilang net-work pa ang guwaping na not-so-young actor na ‘to, di niya malaman kung papano mag-i-improve ang kanyang buhay. Bagama’t may hitsura naman, starlet na starlet talaga siya at puro mga support ang roles na napupunta sa kanya.
The turning point in his life came when he had his nose fixed and he started working out so his once skinny body could have some meat.
The next step would be to have a new surroundings and more innovative people to work with and voila! He’s now a new man.
The man everybody (gays in particular..Hahahahaha!) would love to go out with and have sex with on the side.
But he doesn’t come cheap.
Kung akala n’yo ay matitikman n’yo siya for a couple of thousands, you’re gravely mistaken. Hahahahahahaha!
Dollar account na si Kuya lalo na’t spoiled siya sa kanyang mama who happens to be influential and supremely moneyed. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sa totoo, he spoils him rotten so he never wants of anything.
But men by nature are insatiable and hard to please. Inasmuch as his new paramour is most giving and kind, he now has found another benefactor who indulges his every fantasy and whims.
Kaya kahit na sobrang bait ni ‘mama’, meron pa ring iba si papa. Hahahahahahaha!
Katilam-tilam naman kasi ang tarugs nito (soo haba and oh sooo taba.. Hahahahahaha!) kaya nang makarating sa isang personalidad sa larangan ng politics na he’s purportedly that well-endowed, ‘yun na.
He had exhausted every possible resources he has and voila! sila na ngayon ni dakota at katilam-tilam na papa.
Mereseng pagod at puyat sa taping, go pa rin daw si sexy actor sa mating (mating daw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) place nila ni ‘mama’ (papa actually…Hahahahaha!) dahil paboloso raw ito kung maghatag ng anda. Hahahahahaha!
Money indeed makes the world go round. Hahahahahaha!
Bawi naman daw si ‘mama’ sa nota ni papa dahil proportioned. Hahahahahahahaha!
Impressive na raw ang length, so bongga pa rin ang taba (circumference vagah! Hahahahahaha!)!
Ang ganda ng confrontation scene nina Eula at Sylvia
THIS week inaabangan ng followers nang Mundo Man Ay Magunaw (it goes on the air right after It’s Showtime) ang confrontation nina Olivia (Eula Valdez) at ng character ni Sylvia Sanchez that was delineated earlier by Viva Hot Babe Katya Santos.
Umaatikabo kayang sabunutan at sapakan ang mangyayari lalo na’t gigil na gigil na si Olivia (Eula’s character) sa kabarubalan ng character ni Sylvia na unknowingly ay dinekwat ang anak niya as delineated by Empress?
Ano naman kaya ang mangyari sa character ni Emilio Garcia (Dante)?
In the event that Eula falls once again to Emilio’s machismo, pa’no naman ang character ni Allan Paule who’s also falling for Eula’s persona?
“Yan ang sasagutin sa succeeding episodes ng Mundo Man Ay Magunaw na mula sa panulat ng kababayan naming si Salvador Royales.
FSC Cinematography Workshop sa March 23
THE Filipino Society of Cinematographers in cooperation with the National Commission for Culture and the Arts and Plusiminus Film Camp is holding a cinematography workshop on March 23, 24 and 25 at Arthur’s Resort, Sini- loan Laguna.
The workshop will be highlighted with the use of special effects in cinematography.
Speakers include Isagani Sioson, FSC President, Jess Navarro, George Toralba, Karl Claveria and Ariel M. Reyes.
Workshop fee is P4,000 inclusive of food, transpo and accommodation.
For inquiries email email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org
Anthony Joy Ona katilam-tilam!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Speechless ang mga bading kapag rumarampa na siya sa mga bikini open at talent search within the metropolis.
Sa pageant circuit sa ngayon, or more than a year ago, this hunky guy from Lucena never fails to elicit breathless admiration from his besotted gay fans.
Besotted gay fans raw, o! Hahahahahaha!
Pa’no naman, he stands 5’11” and is very athletic and fit and very Pinoy-looking.
Of course naman he is amply endowed.
Amply endowed daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Kalalabas palang niya sa indie movie na “Santuaryo” and he’s looking forward to more movie assignments.
As always, bawal magtikol! Hakhakhakhak!
Wala nang arrive ang maragul na nota
HAHAHAHAHA! Way back during the early 90s, he was the sensation in most talent search and bikini open.
Shocked ang mga gay na nagdya-judge sa mga ganitong talent search na sinasalihan niya dahil sa kanyang uncontested daring ways. Hahahahahaha!
Pa’no ba naman sa Body Shots na kanyang sinalihan ay frontally nude siya sa final league ng kanyang pagrampa much to the pleasant (pleasant daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) surprise of the gay judges who were speechless as they ogled, with lust in their eyes, at his formidable equipment.
Kaya kaya ‘yun ng mga addicted contestants sa mga ganitong klase ng pageant na focused mostly on males?
Sino ba naman kasi ang makatatalbog sa kanyang eskalerang nota na bumihag talaga sa mga bading nung kanyang panahon?
May lahi kasing Kano kaya naman de ocho talaga ang tarugs ni papa. Hahahahahahahaha!
But that was before.
Ngayon, no one would dare take a second look at his depreciated body and lined physiognomy at a time when his contemporary Cesar Montano still looks appealingly macho and young.
Para na kasi siyang natuyot at nangangalirang na parang na-dehydrate.
Buti nga at may dentures na siya. There was a time kasi when his teeth were rotten and decaying in a most ignominious manner. Hahahahahahaha!
Masyado kasi siyang na-overwhelm sa kanyang celebrity status not knowing that it was not a permanent thing but purely fleeting and transitory.
Sa ngayon, wala nang arrive ang ocho con ligo niyang alaga at wala na siyang ginawa sa araw-araw kundi magbalik-tanaw sa kanyang makulay na nakaraan.
And for us, that’s grossly pathetic if not altogether pathetically tragic.
Sincerity is the key
WHAT could be the reason why Queenstar Vilma Santos has been been able to last for the past five decades in the industry?
Well, apart from her acting virtuosity and beauty that has been able to withstand the test of time, (most of her contemporaries are veritably having a hard time coping up with middle age, Hahahahahahahahaha!, mga lasengga kasi at walang paki sa kanilang katawan!) one of the main reasons that could be attributed to her awesome staying power could be her professionalism and levelheadedness.
Sa tinagal-tagal ko sa industriya, (I’ve seen how heads had swelled with the onslaught of success) Ate Vi’s sweetness and professionalism have been the key to her longevity and staying power.
Tingnan n’yo naman kasi ang mga baguhang artista sa ngayon, wala pa ngang napatutunayan pero akala mo’y kung sino na kung makaarte at kay titigas na ng mga leeg at feeling nila’y dapat na ang working press ang laging nauunang bumabati sa kanila.
How gross! Hahahahahahaha!
Ate Vi, on her part, has always made it a point to get to know the new breed of writers.
Magugulat kang talaga dahil ‘yung mga bagong sibol lang na entertainment writers ay kilala niya at may sense of familiarity na kaagad siya.
‘Yan ang professional. Unlike roon sa mga contemporaries niya na ang memory ay tumigil na roon sa mga entertainment writer ng kanilang panahon. Hahahahahahahaha!
Wala namang masama sa ganong attitude but we should be dynamic and should not be resting solely on our laurels.
As much as possible, we should be pliant to the fact that we need to know the new batch of writers since our profession demands it.
Now, are you still wondering why the new breed of writers easily become her allies the moment she gets to meet them?
Sincerity is the key and Queen Vi has got truckloads of it.
Wise guy itong si Aga!
SPEAKING of staying power, Aga Muhlach seems to be following at Queenstar Vilma Santos’s heels.
Imagine, mid of 80s ay naririyan na siya at humahataw sa mga youth-oriented movie ng Viva but look at him now, isn’t he still on top of the heap?
Pinarangalan lang namang best actor siya, along with Gov. ER Ejercito, ng Star Awards for movies dahil sa maramdamin niyang portrayal bilang isang dance instructor sa Star Cinema movie na In the Name of Love kung saan di siya nagpatalbog sa young actor na si Jake Cuenca in terms of acting skill and sex appeal.
Kahit sa machismo, naipakita ni Aga na he still has it kahit na medyo bilugan na ang kanyang katawan at di tulad ni Jake na nasa fighting form na maituturing.
Nadaig niya sa projection ang ABS-CBN talent na almost 20 years younger than him.
Sa totoo lang! Hahahahahahahaha!
Lately, he’s been able to express his desire to do a movie with KC Concepcion since the young actress has already come out of her shell and is now more earthy and daring and has got no limitations (as long as the scenes are within the bounds of decency) unlike before, in as far as the roles she’ll be delineating are concerned.
Expect a sizzling movie then in the lofty tradition of Star Cinema’s In the Name of Love.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.