Papable na aktor matiyagang naghihintay

MATAGAL nang natsitsismis na may relasyon ang aging actress at ang hunk actor na ‘to.

Bagama’t wala namang confirmation, talks about their colorful union has persisted for quite sometime now.

Ang sabi, bagama’t labs naman daw ng ng may edad ng aktres ang kanyang ‘asawa’, he’s just not capable of making her happy in bed anymore, perforce, it leaves her no choice but to vent her pent-up libido into younger men who are very much capable of making her sated and happy in bed.

Pero siyempre, mahal naman niya ang ‘asawa’ niya kaya rito siya nakatutok sa ngayon lalo na’t he’s badly in need of her loving and caring specially at this most critical moment in his life.

Pero ang papable and well-endowed na young actor ay willing to wait. Alam niya kasing it’s only a matter of time before he finally triumphs.

No wonder, women are attracted to him and more than willing to give in to his every demand but like I said, his heart is hankering only for one love and that is the love of this mature woman whose beauty and intelligence has captivated him inordinately.

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The most exciting bar in town

MAY bagong tambayan sa Kyusi these days.

It’s called Formula 690 Entertainment Bar and it’s located along #27 Mother Ignacia st. corner Alejandro Roces Avenue, Quezon city.

Anyway, with its auspicious opening, Formula 690 has ostensibly revived the excitement and vibrancy of the first and original entertainment bar at the Metropolis and more.

The club owner Mr. Wilbert Tolentino would want to change the hackneyed impression about entertainment gay bars that it supposedly solely caters to the flesh.

“We put up Formula 690 to cater to customers seeking good clean fun,” asseverates Mr. Wilbert who’s also the founder of classy bars like Fahrenheit Bar & Health Center. “Good-looking models never seen before in other bars are working here to ensure that our customers are well taken cared of.”

“Formula 690 will also stage unique, one of a kind pageants like contests for over-sized and midget gays who will be given the chance of becoming star in their own right,” avers Rodgil Flores, the bar’s Vice President for communications.”

If there’s anything you’d like to know about the bar, don’t hesitate to call Genesis Gallos at #09178104690 and Francis Calubaquib at #09065127820.

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Ang mga lalaking llebo tres na pero ayaw pang mag-asawa

MAY hitsura naman at financially stable na maituturing pero bakit ayaw pa raw lumagay sa tahimik ng aktor na ‘to who’s already 35 years of age?

Bakit nga ba? Ano pa ba ang hinahanap niya at mukhang hesitant pa siyang lumagay sa tahimik gayung sandamakmak na ang kanyang investments at financially stable na rin naman siya?

Well, he’s masculine-looking and acting but deep inside, the hunk actor is supposedly hankering for the love of a veritable man.

Hakhakhak!

Ang mga vaklung talaga, kanya-kanyang drama. Hahahahahaha!

Come to think of it, parami nang parami ang mga lalaking mas feel kaeksena ang kapwa nila lalaki. Hahahahaha!

May mga nag-aasawa pa nga para makipaghiwalay lang in the end dahil hindi nila carry ang papelan ang obligasyon ng isang padre de familia from the sexual point of view. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

In a way, kasama sa liga ng not-so-young actor na ‘to ang mga sila-sila boys na masyadong partikular sa kanilang single blessedness at walang weather sa pag-aasawa.

Join sa kanila ang tisoy na hunk na ‘to na mas feel ang maging single at pumasyal sa kanyang mga tropa somewhere in the province kaysa pangatawanan ang pakikipagrelasyon. Hahahahahahaha!

How intriguing can you get! Hakhakhak!

Apir rin con muho gusto ang brown-skinned actor na ‘service boy’ during his youth na up to now ay napakikinabangan pa rin ang kanyang expertise sa ganitong department sa kanyang money-making ventures. Hahahaha!

Ang mga gurangis na vaklung na alahada na um-um to-the-max sa kanyang que sabrosong tarugs…bow!

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Of course number one sa kanilang grupo ang gwaping na hunk actor na ‘to na from Manila up to the States ay sooo rami talaga ang mga paparu. Hakhakhakhak!

He claims to have a son but people knowledgeable of his intimate affairs know that this is supposedly the furthest from the truth. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa, no one of the men he is said to have intimate relationships with can match the formidable size of his equipment. Hakhakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Would you know who these hunk actors are? Hakhakhakhak!

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Contrast ang beauty pati ang acting

IN THE few occasions that we are home just in time for the airing of our favorite soap Mundo Man Ay Magunaw, amused kami sa husay ng think tank ng ABS-CBN na siyang nag-cast ng nasabing soap.

Bagama’t lead actress rito si Nikki Gil, perfectly suited talaga siya sa kanyang role bilang headstrong daughter of Eula Valdez’s character who could be scheming and mean one second and could change gear in an instant and become the pathetic character pleading and begging for the love of Ejay Falcon’s character.

Si Empress, on the other hand, ay perfect sa kanyang character na walang mean streak sa kanyang system.

She is all good and suffering in silence in the many times that she has been abused by her adoptive mom delineated with characteristic aplomb by Sylvia Sanchez.

No wonder, when I am home by virtue of this boring impeachment proceedings that’s eating up our radio sched day by day, save on a Friday, I make it a point to tune in to this interesting family drama that’s really absorbing and riveting in many aspects.

Huwag kalilimutan, Mundo Man Ay Magunaw (originally written by our kababayan and friend Salvador Royales for DZRH) right after Showtime.

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Andre Endique waiting for the big break to come!

HE IS not your typical contestant for all male pageant that mushrooms in the country today for Andre Endique came from Las Vegas Nevada where he was able to finish high school at the Valley High School and from then on, was able to appear in a Coke commercial and with his smokin’ hot body, was able to join the Mossimo Bikini Summit 2009.

He appeared in a Pond’s commercial and a Folded and Hung model to boot.

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Parang naaaning-aning na dahil sa umaapaw na anada

HAHAHAHAHA! How hilarious naman ang nangyari sa babaeng personalidad na ‘to na kung pakatititigan mo ang billboard along Edsa ay talaga namang papanawan ka ng ulirat. Hakhakhak!

Dati, parang takable naman ang ginawa sa kanya dahil na-emphasize lang ang mga bagay-bagay na rati nang meron siya like the smoothness of her complexion, her new svelte body, along with her being a fashion plate. Hahahaha!

But lately, she seems to have gone overboard. Hakhakhakhak!

Na-take na nga raw ng mga otaw ang ginawang pagretoke sa kanya na ang sabi’y patterned after the anchor woman whom her husband used to be infatuated with, lately, she really has gone overboard and seems to have totally eradicated her old strong facial features and is now almost a dead ringer of her husband’s former controversial concubine (concubine raw, o! Hahahahahaha!

Sa true, her patrician nose is now tapered to the point of becoming too small for her once soo lapad na countenance. Hahahahahahaha!

The body has become too svelte, it’s now almost emaciated. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ang nakatatawa, even her mother-in-law has become delusory and lukaret also. Hahahahahahahaha!

Shakira raw ang anak nito nang matuklasang nagkaroon ito ng involvement sa dance instructor nitong bisexual.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Sobra-sobra ang swerte ni Ate Vi!

SA STATUS ni Governor Vilma Santos at the moment, there is no doubt that she’s one of the luckiest personalities in the business today. What more can a woman ask for?

She has a doting husband who is everything a woman can ask for, well-bred sons who respect her inordinately, and a flourishing showbiz career that has spanned almost five decades, along with a thriving political career that has sustained her popularity and visibility for the past 17 years or so.

Bibihira nga ang tulad ni Ate Vi na maintained ang respeto at pagpapahalaga ng publiko sa paglipas ng mga taon.

No wonder, at 35 (her euphemism for the kind of age that she’s presently into.. Hahahahahahaha!) Queenstar Vi appears not to want of anything.

But it’s something that she has assiduously worked for all these years.

In this world, nothing comes easy and Ate has paid her dues in ways more than one.

Malapit na nga palang matapos ang filming ng The Healing under Star Cinema na pagsasamahan nila sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon ni Kim Chiu at malamang na magkaroon daw siya ng filmfest entry this year, as the rumor speculates, in a movie that will star her opposite the comedy queen Ai-ai delas Alas.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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