Parang taong grasa pa rin kahit working girl nang muli! (Hahahahaha!)

MAKULAY ang kanyang naging buhay in the past.

Considering her intelligence and her being a public servant as well, she got entangled with colorful stories linking her with some younger men who were naturally after her connections and the easy dole outs that she could give.

Datungera kasi ang lola lalo na’t felanggetch niya ang ombre.

But something happened to her when she started using drugs to the point that she had lost not only her dignity but her sanity as well.

For a while, hitsura ng taong grasa sa ating lola.

But time heals all wounds. Sober na at working girl na palang muli ang dating drug addicted na character actress.

Oo nga’t naremata ang kanyang mga kabuhayan pero may trabaho na palang muli siya lately sa isang cybernet company along Ayala Avenue, Makati City bilang isang call center agent. Kaya lang, nawala na raw ang pagka-ismarte ng lola at parang taong grasa pa rin daw ang dating (Hahahahahahaha!) to the point that you would have this sudden impulse to give her something to eat or a little something for her to feed on. Hahahahahahaha!

Sayang na personalidad. She used to be so intelligent before drug addiction had transformed her into a slobbering and scatter-brained nitwit.

Buti nga at kahit papano nag-improve na siya and had the good fortune of working for a good cybernet company as a call center agent.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Would you believe, call center agent na siya? Hahahahahahaha!

Di kaya siya magkalat?

Well, huwag naman sana. After all, everybody deserves a second chance.

Di ba naman?

‘Yun na!

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Justin Wai character animator

HE’S an animator from Hong Kong who tends to focus on character animation in 3D to create shorts, gaming film, and marketing tools. His exercise tips are widely famous in Asia, but he also moonlights as a fashion and ramp model.

Indeed Justin Wai is a liberated man who sees nothing wrong in baring his body for all the world to see.

After all, may K naman siya. Hahahahahahaha!

Bawal magtebats! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Dakotang aktor muling papasukin ang international music scene (may k ba naman?)

HAGIKGIKAN to-the-max ang mga intrigera sa balitang muling babalik sa rati niyang talent management sa Europe ang isang Fil-Am singer/actor na minsa’y muntik nang maka-penetrate sa European music scene and movie production as well.

It’s not that they are doubting his talent when it comes to singing because he really is good and has the bearings of a gifted performer.

Ang kaso lang, ang layu-layo na ng katawan niya sa trim and athletic figure niya noong nasa fighting form pa ang kanyang katawan.

Dati talaga, ang ganda-dandang tingnan ng kanyang slim build as he gyrated con mucho gusto to the frenetic beat of the kind of songs that once was very much identified with abroad.

But lately, inasmuch as he still can do it, may hingal factor na siya dahil sa kanyang slightly corpulent body. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sana bago siya nagdesisyong balikan ang kanyang acting and singing career sa Europe, he should have dieted assiduously so that he is in tip-top shape the moment he gets to audition for possible acting roles or do some concerts on the side.

Ang kaso, chubby-chubby siya kaya baka ang roles na mapunta sa kanya ay bilang comic or comedian. Hahahaha!

I’m sure he is not going to like it one bit. Hakhakhak!

There’s no doubt that he’s a terrific performer but something should be done with his excess poundage if he wants to be taken seriously as an entertainer.

As an actor kasi, he’s not that good as proven with the outright rejection that the horror flick he did had in the hands of their producer many years before.

Mantakin mong dinis-regard ang finished product at nag-reshoot muli with a new actor kaysa ipalabas ang horror flick na nagawa niya? Hahahahahahahaha!

And to think that he was in his prime then. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Sana, bago niya iwan ang kanyang burgeoning showbiz career, he should think twice and have a thorough introspection as well if his decision is not a rush one that he’s bound to regret much later on. Hahahahahaha!

Another thing, true kaya na in that highly interesting stage na raw ang dyowa niya kaya very much against ito sa kanyang balak na i-revive ang kanyang international singing career?

Well, these are mere speculations but could it really be true?

I leave it all up to you guys to find out. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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The elephantine memory of Governor Vilma Santos-Recto

HER working sched are piling up one after another but if she finds a particular project exciting or pretty challenging, she’ll find ways to attend to it just like what she’s doing right now with Star Cinema’s The Healing where she’s co-starring with Kim Chiu.

Anyway, isa sa kanyang pressing commitments ay ang reunion of sorts nila ng batikang entertainment writer/talent manager of the 80s na si Baby K. Jimenez.

November of last year palang ay ipinakikiusap na raw sa kanya ni Manay Ichu (Maceda) na i-meet niya ang favorite publicist of the original movie queen Ms. Susan Roces and her absorbing piece about their parting of ways titled How Could Susan be So Cruel? was the favorite written piece by the late Mars Ravelo when it came out way back during the late 60s at his widely circulated Bulaklak magazine, the time when Ms. Roces got married to the late FPJ and things were suddenly very much different in as far as the former movie queen’s life was concerned.

Anyway, the Gueenstar was able to squeeze in her meeting with the famed publicist last Monday right after Batangas was given recognition by the Community Based Monitoring System (CBMS) as one of the 7 exemplary provinces in the country today in as far as poverty alleviation is concerned.

The recognition day was held last March 19 at the SMX Convention Center Mall of Asia Complex, Pasay City.

“The recognition is a fulfillment on my part as a public servant,” the Queenstar opines. “Pito lang kaming binigyan ng recognition at malaking bagay ‘yun para sa akin at sa Batangas.

“Dito (politics) kasi pag binigyan ka ng recognition,” she avers, “may ginawa ka talagang maganda.”

Whatever, going back to Ate Vi’s eventful meeting with Baby K, it was truly a most memorable one since she vividly remembered that the America-based journalist and Mercy Lejarde were her constant company when she was barely 14 or 15 years old.

Napunta man sila sa kabilang kampo, surprisingly, the friendship has steadfastly remained.

‘Yan siguro ang pinagkaiba ni Ate Vi sa ibang mga artista riyan. Her memory is awesomely elephantine.

She never forgets good deeds done to her no matter how the years go by.

Kita n’yo naman how she has cherished her friendship with Manay Ichu who was with her during the darkest and  most chaotic moment of her life.

That’s what makes her tick. What makes her separate and distinct from the perennially amnesiac, hence, karma- tic, showbiz denizens.

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Maraming nagtitilam-tilam sa kasariwaan ng young actor

HAHAHAHA! Marami ang nagkakagusto sa young actor na ‘to dahil sa kanyang becoming freshness and appealing bulge as well.

Lalo silang na-excite nang maging buffed ang kanyang katawan at magpa-sexy sa kanyang pictorials.

Obvious kasing makinis na makinis ang kanyang balat at may gatas pa sa labi. Hahahahahahaha!

Surprisingly, hindi siya conservative at welcome sa kanya ang mga one night stands as long as there would be no commitment on his part. Hahahahahahahaha!

Now, the faggots are wondering if he’s really that well-endowed. Hahahahahahaha!

You need not ask, ladies. Hahahahahahahahaha! Just look at that becoming bulge and you already get the answer that you want to hear or fantasize about. Hahahahahahahaha!

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Ms. Claire naiirita sa mga nang-ookray kay Bela P.

INASMUCH as she’s happy with the diverse reactions that her protegee Bela Padilla has been getting from the press both on the local and international level, (Oh, laban kayo mga tsakang intrigera? Hahahahahaha!) Ms. Claire dela Fuente is also saddened with the fact that some people are trying their best to put Bela down.

“Wala namang kasalanan ‘yung bata,” the enduring diva asseverates. “It was a job and she did it the best way she could.

“Bakit naman siya sisisihin sa adverse reactions na na-generate raw ng kanyang supposedly ay racist cover sa   FHM?

“My God naman, the girl is just doing a job!” she trills.

May lumabas nga raw sa isang broadsheet na sinulat ng isang highly intellectual writer titled Black, White And the Irony of Racist Ethnics.

“This is precisely what I’m talking about,” she points out methodically. “We are just trying to show the world how divided we are!

“What message are we sending to the world? Filipinos debate racism over a men’s mag.”

“Tayo-tayo di magkasundo.

“Kinu-qoute tayo ng international news agencies. Lahat ng comments na masama kinuha nila para i-justify na nagde-debate tayong mga Pilipino.

“That we are nothing but a divided nation.

“Sampal ‘yan sa mga detractors natin at ni Bela. Hindi ba naman?”

Korekek!

Kaya kayo riyan, magsitigil na kayo sa mga kaokrayang pinagsususulat n’yo kay Bela.

Tantanan n’yo na ‘yung bata dahil wala naman itong masamang ginagawa sa inyo.

Period. Ayoko ng tsakaaaaah! Hahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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