Tatlong taong closeness nagbunga na ng bata

NU’NG time na nasa Juicy (the rating one and not the cheap one that’s being anchored by the equally cheap ngangaera Ferminata So Laki ang panga…Hahahahahahaha!) pa kami at close kay Papa Omar Sortijas, naisasama talaga niya kami sa condo ng kanyang alagang si katrina Halili somewhere in Kyusi who was then suffering from her traumatic episode with Vicki Belo’s boy toy Hayden Kho.

Napansin lang naming in the few times that we paid her a visit upon the invitation of the very affable Papa O., Kris Lawrence was perpetually in attendance.

As always, the perennial excuse was confidant and shoulder to cry on daw ni Kat ang simpatikong morenong singer na alternative music ang beat.

Anyway, a couple of days ago, laman ng mga dyaryo ang nalalapit na pag-alis raw ng isang sexy actress sa isang

soap dahil she’s supposedly in that ‘interesting’ condition.

At ‘yun na nga, the day after, lantarang nasusulat na ngayong tesbun na raw si Katrina.

Well, magaling din silang nagtago ng relasyon, huh?

It took them almost three years before their relationship leaked out.

And all because of Katrina’s supposed negligence to take her birth control pills religiously or did she not really take them on purpose for she wanted to have a baby
of her own?

Posible nga dahil hindi naman siya bumabata na and she must have felt that motherhood is a vocation she’d like to embark into right this very moment.

Well, financially, handa na rin siguro siya dahil bayad na rin naman ang condo niya at meron na rin siyang ot- her invenstments on the side, particularly in the province where the main bulk of her earnings had been invested.

Sabi nga niya nu’ng time na ‘yun, kung sakali nga raw na wala nang mangyari sa kanyang showbiz career, pwede naman siyang umuwi sa kanilang lugar sa Palawan para roon na permanenteng manirahan.

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DAHIL TIGBAK ANG RATINGS NG MY GILAGID, MAY BAGO NA NAMANG DRAMEDY KUNO SI MARIANITA BIGLANG TSAKA! (HAHAHA!)

How so very funny naman ever. Porke’t tigbakers sa ratings game ang My Gilagid ni Marianitang ang buhok ay na- lulugas na, hayan at bibigyan na naman pala siya ng isang dramedy kuning para mai-save ang kanyang flagging teevee career. Hahaha!

Anyway, no matter what she does if she’s not going to change her uncouth ways, bad karma will perpetually haunt her like the plague.

Di ba naman?

Sa totoo lang, kapag napanonood namin ang bagong cable channel ng GMA (Fox Philippines Channel) kung saan araw -araw ay pinalalabas ang Darna, mai-impress ka nga sana sa acting ni Marianita roon dahil malumanay siyang magsalita at super emote at project na para bang virginal beauty siya at di siya nakabasag-pinggan. Hahahahaha!

But the very moment you get to hear stories about her cavalier ways, you lose interest and her acting becomes bland and devoid of conviction.

Put-on lang kasi at alam mo namang hindi totoo.

Na ang babaeng nagbabait-baitan is a monster in real life and the contravidas she is fighting with are actual- ly the nice ones. Hakhakhak!

Kaya kahit ano pang gawin niya, to no avail.

Magpakatotoo kasi para good karma.

Imagine, nilait-lait nang husto rati si Bela Padilla at pinagsabihang panget raw at di niya ka-level. Hahahahaha!

Look who’s talking. Bela’s being appreciated internationally now not only because she exudes youth and vitality but because of her innate intelligence.

Also, she’s all of 21 years old while Marianita Gurangga’s already in her late 30s. Hahahahahahaha!

Any comment Mr. Ervic Vijandre?

Kay Bela pa rin, hataw ang rating ng kanilang Hiram na Puso sa GMA Afternoon Prime kung saan kasama niya sina Kris Bernal, Mark Herras, Gina Alajar at marami pang iba pa right after Eat Bulaga.

Going back to Marianita Gurangga, nagpapakamatay na ito lately sa kada-diet dahil napaghahalata na ang pagka-syorangetch. Hahahahahaha!

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KUNG KELAN PA NAGKA-EDAD SAKA NAGKAROON NG KABIT!

Sad naman ang outcome ng marriage ng dalawang personalidad na ‘to na dekada rin ang binilang ng pagsasama pero ang siyete’y nagkakalabuan na raw sa ngayon.

Di naman sila off-line na totally. ‘Yun nga lang, may bago ng mamaru ang not-so-young actor now that he’s into another line of job or profession.

Hurting daw talaga si misis dahil kung kailan pa grown-up na ang kanilang mga anak ay saka pa nagloko si papa.

Oh, well, ganon daw talaga kapag nagkakaedad na ang lalake.

Tipong inaatake sila ng insecurity to the point that they would want to assert their machismo by way of looking for another outlet (another outlet daw, o! Hahahahahaha!).

Sana nga’y huwag naman silang magkahiwalay dahil ideal couple silang maituturing at kinaiinggitan nang nakararami.

Nga pala, I guess the actor in question needs to go on a diet since his stomach is fast becoming too prominent for the cameras to hide.

Okay pa naman ang kanyang mukha. ‘Yun nga lang, obvious na ang paglaki ng kanyang tiyan. Hahahahahahaha!

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INGAT NA INGAT NA SA KANYANG BLIND ITEMS SI FERMINATA! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Dahil binubuking namin ang mga blind items niya sa tabloids na kanyang sinusulatan, Ferminata has become weary and wary and is no longer giving out obvious clues that are incriminating in a way. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway ni-name drop na naman ni Fermi ang matabang personalidad na lagi na’y nagiging bida sa kanyang batian portion na radio show at blind items. Hahahahahahahaha!

Bigla tuloy naming naalala ang kasinungalingan ng ngangaerang ito na kung naitatanong namin noon ang matabang personalidad, lagi na’y pinagdidiinan niyang poor as a rat lang daw ito. Hahahahahahaha!

Pero saan ka, isa pala ‘yun sa mga nakukunan niya ng anda. Hahahahahahahaha!

Di man deretsahang nanggagaling dito minsan, ang mga konek nito ang gibsona ng anda. Hahahahahaha!

Well, what would you expect with a show that’s very much wanting of entertainment basically because the exciting segments were hastily removed from it because these were identified with the former Juicy mainstays. Hahahahahaha!

Masyado kasing nagmamaganda ang ngangaerang syorangetch dahil ang feeling niya’y reyna raw siya kaya carry niyang dalhin ang show nang nag-iisa. Hahahahahahaha!

Is that soooo? Really? My hunch is that you’re going to lose the shows that you’re hosting in a matter of months. Hahahahahahahaha!

Alangan namang magpakalugi ang TV5 pala-palagi gayung they have given you all the chances to prove your worth and mass appeal but to no avail. Hahahahahahaha!

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KATILAM-TILAM PA RIN SI PAULO AVELINO

Mula nang lumipat siya sa ABS CBN, medyo toned down na ang sexy or hunk image ni Paulo Avelino lalo na’t wholesome ang latest soap niyang Walang Hanggan wherein he’s co-starring with Coco Martin, Julia Montes, Dawn Zulueta and the hunk for all seasons (di ba naman Ate Vi? Hahahahahaha!).

Nevertheless, tilam-tilam pa rin sa kanya ang mga fairies kaya by insistent public demand, here’s Paulo in a mouth-watering trunks.

Hahahahahahaha!

Bawal magtebats!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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