Ferminata matitigbak nang talaga!

HE WHO laughs last, laughs the loudest. Hahahahahahaha!

Hayan at panay ang pagde-deny ng mga lengguitang (lengguita raw, o! Hahahahaha!) kampo ni Ferminata na di raw matitigbak ang kanilang showbiz-oriented talk show sa TV 5 pero nang makausap namin ang isa sa aming reliable sources the other day, buong ningning nitong kinumpirma ang pagkatigok nito! Hahahahahaha!

Poor lola, talaga palang malabo na ang renewal ng kanyang kontrata sa TV5 lalo na’t ang kinakapitan lang naman niya ay si Perci Intalan na wala namang magagawa in the event na dumating na ang taong mas may power sa kanya at magdesisyon itong tibakin na ang mga walang ROI (return of investment, mga ining! Hahahahahahahaha!)

Poor ograng lola, bilang na pala ang kanyang araw sa TV5 unless may milagrong mangyari. Hahahahahahaha!

Wala na palang magagawa ang power ng kanyang benefactor dahil mas may makapangyarihan ditong magdedesisyon sa kapalaran ni Lola Fermi. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How gross and terribly karmatic.

Karmatic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Can anybody help her now?

Well, tawagin man niya ang lahat ng santo, to no avail because she hasn’t been able to deliver.

She was given all the time in the world to prove her mettle as a teevee host but so far, she has abysmally failed.

Gaano ba kalaki, or ilang milyones, rather, ang nalugi sa management ng TV5 in the span of three years that she has lorded it out at their field of entertainment? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mabuti-buti nga itong Paparazzi at kahit papano’y nagkakaroon ng ad placement. Pero ‘yung juicy na siya ang flag bearer ay tigbakers talaga ever, more so now that it gets aired at almost 2 in the morning. Hahahahahahahaha!

How kadiri can you get! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, I can’t blame the televiewers. For who, in his right frame of mind, would have the initiative or interest to watch a showbiz-oriented talk show that’s being anchored by someone who doesn’t have any personality at all and who looks more like a glorified maid than a teevee personality? Hakhakhak!

Punuin mo man, Lola Fermin, ng mga nangagsisipagkislapang mga bato at ginto ang iyong katawan, it’s not going to change a thing. Hahahahahaha!

You’re a loster and it’s going to remain that way! Hahahahahaha!

Good riddance!

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Mother Alfie’s pride & joy

HE IS enormously feared in the business where most people are callous and hatefully unkind but Mama Alfie Lorenzo is widely feared and acknowledged to be the feistiest of them all.

If he dislikes you, he shows it and is not one to resort to politicking to hide his repugnance or dislike.

His indifference to people he dislikes is legendary but he is one to show his fondness for you, too, if and when he likes you.

So far, the luckiest person on earth is his grandson John-John who’s been spared from an illness because of his benevolence.

If you want him to be happy in one particularly instant, ask about his boy and he immediately transforms into a fawning sycophant.

Si John-John talaga ang kanyang Achilles’ Heel and the one person who can make him smile even if he’s in the foulest of mood.

Of course Judy Ann Santos’ Lucho (I don’t know if I spelled the boy’s name correctly) is another boy he’s enamored of but he just can’t show the boy much of his paternal love for his mom’s perpetually around to give him all the love and comfort that he needs.

Nevertheless, he’s most fond of the boy since he’s the son of the daughter he’s never had.

So, in a way, that is where his world revolves around in- John-John and Juday’s Lucho.

With them around, he sheds off his pugnacious stance in the business and becomes a doting granddad.

Hahahahahaha! Now you know Mother Alfie’s secret.

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Jeffrey de Luna toriente

NAGA City is oozing with good-looking macho guys and one of them happens to be Jeffrey de Luna Toriente.

A graduate of Ateneo de Naga University, he’s presently into Fire dancing and now lives in Tabaco, Albay while he pursues his interest in joining male and female talent search in Bicol.

Well, with his gorgeous kind of physique and unmatched sex appeal, he’s definitely a runaway winner in most bikini opens in Bicolandia.

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Chic Mo, Chica Ko… The show for all seasons!

DAKDAK nang dakdak si Ferminata, da lolang malapit nang matigok dahil tsaka, (Hahahahahahaha!) na siya raw ang queen of intrigues. Hahahahahahaha!

Queen of intrigues who can’t even make the shows she’s into rate. Hahahahahahaha!

How pathetic!

Pero nang makatsika nga namin si Mother Alfie, kinumpirma nitong sizzling talaga ang naging rating ng show namin (Chika Mo, Chika Ko!) na naging trend-setter at pinagmulan ng mga showbiz-oriented talk shows of this genre.

Para maalarma ang mga top network in  the land, our show must be trendsetting fabulous, di ba naman, Mother? Hahahahaha!

Nevertheless, Peter and I are not losing hope.

We know that at the end of the rainbow lies the proverbial pot of gold.

Malay naman natin, di ba? Baka naman isa sa mga araw na ‘to ay biglang magkainteres ang isang network diyan at i-avail ang services namin ng aking BFF na si Peter L.?

Honestly, I still believe that given the chance, we are still very much capable of coming out with a show that will be most interesting in the eyes of our followers who are all waiting from the sidelines for the opportune time for us to shine once again. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait ka lang Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro, the old hag of a fag who’s envious of our intelligence and talent in writing. Hahahahahaha!

I’m sure na magtitilam-tilam ka sa inggit baklang balahura. Hahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, with a demonic face like that, who would have the slightest of interest to build you up as a teevee personality? Hahahahahaha!

Hindi kaya biglang sumabog ang teevee set the very moment you’d attempt to be there? Hakhakhak!

Ngetpalites na nga, soo bad pa the smell. Hahahahaha!

Halitosis, anyone?

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Bilib ako sa mga shocking expose’ ni Madam Annabelle laban kay Amalia Fuentes

GRABE ang mga pinagsasabi ni Madam Annabelle Rama sa kanyang Twitter account patungkol kay Ms. Amalia Fuentes.

The very reason why the equally pugnacious movie queen would like to guest live at Kuya Boy Abunda’s Bottomline at ABS CBN.

Kung ako naman kay Ms. Fuentes, I would not bother to answer Madam Annabelle’s accusations because she (Ms. Amalia) stands to lose a lot of things while Madam Annabelle is accepted for what she stands for in the industry.

Sandamakmak na off-the-record ba naman kasi ang ibinulgar ni Madam Annabelle kaya naloka siyempre si Ms. Fuentes.

Sana kasi ay tinanggap na lang niya ang pakikiramay nu’ng tao after all she went there to condole with her.

Of course Ms. Fuentes has a mind of her own. Pero sana, in times like this, she should have accepted her (Madam Annabelle’s) sympathy and has opted to bury the hatchet.

Sa sandamakmak na kaguluhan sa ating mundo, one disagreement settled amicably is a welcome one.

Abangan na lang natin ang mga pasabog ni Ms. Fuentes laban kay Madam Annabelle kung matatapatan ba niya ang mga makalaglag pangang exposes nito laban sa kanya sa Twitter account nito.

Kunsabagay, intrigues such as this makes the world go round.

Let’s welcome them with a roaring round of applause! Clap! clap!clap!

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Hindi judgmental dahil hindi naman daw perpekto ang buhay niya

EVERY time Queenstar Vilma Santos is asked to comment about the existing set-up between Jennylyn Mercado and her son Luis Manzano, she says she has nothing against between the set-up that exists between them.

“Alam kong maligaya si Luis kay Jennylyn at wala naman akong masasabi roon dahil my son is mature enough to know what he wants in life,” she avers.

“Besides mahirap mag-comment sa buhay ng ibang tao dahil ako rin naman, di naman perpekto ang pagkatao natin,” she adds in earnest.

Basta para kay Ate Vi, whatever her son wants, bow na lang siya.

Alam naman kasi niyang intelihenteng tao si Luis and he is of age already to know what’s good for him.

Napakaganda talaga ng attitude ni Ate Vi na never siyang nakialam sa business ng kanyang mga anak as long as she can see that they are in good hands and not in some kind of danger.

Kahit ang bunso niyang si Ryan Christian at 15 years of age ay may sarili na ring buhay and not once did she attempt to meddle.

No wonder, Ate Vi’s family is smooth-sailing and a veritably ideal one.

She’s a liberal mom and she finds it obnoxious to be meddling in the private affairs of her loved ones.

Dapat lang!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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