Okrayistang TV personality asal demonyo talaga!

SATANISTANG tunay ang syoporak at guranggetch na teevee personality na ‘to na kung tumira at kumana ay pailalim.

Kapag nakikita mo siya, kiyemeng okay lang siya at nakangiti pa. But wait till you turn your back and she starts hideously badmouthing you and saying truculent things about you.

Imagine, buong akala nami’y wala na kaming problema sa matronang ito dahil okay naman kami kapag nagkikita at nagkakausap.

But behind our back, she’s doing many objectionable and despicable things.

Imagine, nagkamali lang ang bossom bud naming si Peter Ledesma na sabihin sa kanyang ka-close namin ang politician na asawa ng isa niyang protegee before at di nagtagal ay bigla na lang kaming dinedma nito at di na sinasagot ang mga text at tawag namin.

Why is that so when the guy used to be exceedingly close and chummy and intimate with us?

Simple lang, kinana na naman kami ng demonyang matronang ito at pinagbawalan ang taong dati-rati’y too close and intimate with us.

Baboy talaga ang babaeng ito na sandamukal na ang anda, pinagti-trip-an pa ang barya-baryang kinikita namin.

On top of that, porke’t paborito kaming i-guest sa isang weekly show sa network na kanyang pinagre-reynahan, kinana na naman niya kami and from then on, hindi na kami naimbitahan doon. Hahahahahahaha!

She’s really the devil’s incarnate, don’t you think so? Hahahahahahaha!

Kahit nga ‘yung magandang exposures namin last December sa isang action-fantasy movie na pinagbidahan ng isang action star na mabait sa amin ni Peter L., ay kina-inecure-ran din niya at sinulat pa sa column niyang ghost- written naman na kaya raw di nag-mumber one ang nasabing action-fantasy movie sa box-office ay dahil sa halip na ang movie ang i-highlight, kami raw ang binigyan nang bonggang-bonggang exposures.

Tama ba naman ‘yun?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sana nga ay siya na lang ang pinagsalita para nahambal sila sa pag-flop ng pelikula dahil sa kawalan niya ng credibility. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, this evil and scheming woman is oozing with enormous insecurity.

Daang libo na nga ang kanyang kinikita, inaatake pa rin ng insecurity sa kakarampot naming kinikita.

Makatwiran ba naman ‘yun?

Pa’no kasi, alam niyang bobita bumblebee siya at walang alam kundi mangharbat at bumati to-the-max. Hahahaha! Anyway, God is not sleeping and I know He’s most fair.

Pasasaan ba’t dadapurakin din ng bad karma ang matabang gurangis na ‘to one of these days. Hahahahahahaha!

Wait na lang namin ang retribution na makakamtan niya.

‘Yun na!

Hahahahahahahahaaha!

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Bow kami kay Mayor Roque

SPEECHLESS kami sa napakagandang interview ni Roldan Castro kay Mayor Enrico Roque.

He is a man of dignity and conviction and I’m looking forward to the day when I would be given the chance to meet him finally in person so we could iron out some kinks between us.

Honestly, I have never met him and I don’t believe we had some violent disagreement in the past.

Of course there are some people close to him that we are not that fond of but it doesn’t mean that we are already antagonistic of him.

Maybe given the chance, Mayor Enrico and I could become close even if there are some forces who would want us feuding or teeming with animosity.

Honestly, I got carried away when I read Roldan’s well-written column. Bakit nga naman sasali si Mayor Enrico sa isang kaguluhang di naman talaga siya isa sa mga main protagonists rito?

Di ba naman?

‘Yun na!

Salamat Mayor Enrico, I hope you and I would be given the chance to get to know each other better.

If you want to get to know me better, I’m only a phone call away.

Eager to meet with you, Mayor.

Thanks!

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What’s the secret of Eula’s enduring beauty?

STARS come and go but only a handful stay.

Sa mga artista ng dekada otsenta, isa lang si Ms. Eula Valdez sa masasabing may staying power not only in terms of career but beauty as well.

In a manner of speaking, both are veritably hard to maintin.

Sa sandamakmak na mga artistang nangagsisipagdatingan almost on a yearly basis, ang hirap i-maintain ang status ng isang artista sa larangang ito unless you’re a Vilma Santos or a Nora Aunor.

But Ms. Eula has been able to do that and how!

Sino ba naman sa mga kakuntemporaryo niya ang carry pang lumabas sa FHM at magpa-pictorial exposing their body with utmost temerity and brazenness?

Only a Eula Valdez was able to do that without men from all walks of life protesting vociferously. Hahahahaha!

Pa’no kasi, hot mama pa ang arrive ng lead actress ng soap na Mundo Man ay Magunaw na brainchild ng kababayan namin from Bicol na si Salvador Royales.

Iba talaga ang ganda ni Ms. Eula. Hayan at gurang na ang mas batang di hamak sa kanyang si Sylvia Sanchez (na co-star rin niya sa soap na ‘to that goes on the air Monday thru Friday right after It’s Showtime) at di na rin freshness ang arrive ni Jobelle Salvador na kasama niya sa iconic movie ng Viva Films na Bagets, but Ms. Eula has remained svelte and beautiful.

Kahanga-hanga siya, di ba naman?

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Kenneth Paul Salva from joining bikini opens to making indie movies

HE’S a veritable winner in practically most of the pageants he has joined in since 2010.

Kenneth Paul Salva was chosen Man of the Year 2010, Metro Bodies of practically the same year and Bikini Model Competition of the 2010 also.

He’s right now into doing indie movies, the most recent of which happens to be the movie “Bola” where he had a sizzling lovemaking scene with Jacob Miller.

Considering that he’s into the skin game, Kenneth is a deeply religious man who never fails to offer thanks to the Lord for all the blessings coming his way.

O, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Ang sama ng tubo ng dila ni Cristine Reyes

NABASA namin ang ilang abhorrent text messages na pinadala ni Cristine Reyes sa nakatatanda niyang kapatid na si Ara Mina.

Akala ko ba’y pinag-aral ni Ara sa isang exclusive school for girls ang kanyang younger sis. Aba’y daig pa ng askal na aso sa lenggwaheng ginamit nito sa mga yosi-kadiring text messages na pinadala niya sa kanyang older sis.

Ayaw naming isiping nalunod na si Cristine sa isang basong tubig kaya ang taray-taray na niyang magsalta to the point na sobrang foul na ang lingo na ginamit niya para laitin ang kanyang Ate Ara.

Huwag ganon, bata. Just because your career is very much on the upswing, feeling invincible ka na at the high and the mighty?

No, darling. That should not be the attitude.

Gayahin mo ang kawayan na lalong nagiging humble habang ito’y tumataas.

What is popularity or the money that it brings? Those are fleeting and ephemeral and you can’t bank on them to stay with you for a long period of time.

It’s not apt and fitting that you wash your dirty linens in public. In the end, you stand to lose a lot of things as well.

Ang kasiraan ng utol mo ay kasiraan mo rin and vice-versa.

Konting hinay-hinay lang. Don’t get carried away with the kind of popularity that you’re enjoying at the moment for this is not for keeps and won’t stay with you for the longest time.

Family ties do stay with you up to the time when you have to bid this world adieu.

Pakatandaan mo ‘yan. ining!

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Ate Vi’s ideal anyway you look at it!

PINAGTATALUNAN sa ngayon kung sino raw ba ang nararapat na maging national artist, is it Ms. Vilma Santos or Superstar Nora Aunor?

Sa ganang amin, a national artist should be someone who’s not only a sterling example in his/her craft but someone who’s worth-emulating as well off-cam.

Ms. Nora Aunor is a brilliant actress. There’s no doubt about that.

But what if is she off-cam?

I mean, has she been able to lead an exemplary existence off-cam as well?

Well, sa anggulong ‘yan siguro talung-talo ni Queenstar Vi ang kanyang kumare.

Through the years, Queen Vi has been able to prove to all and sundry that she is not just a commendable actress on cam but someone worth-emulating off cam as well.

She is far from being perfect but she has tried to the best of her ability to be an ideal public servant and a wife and a mom worth respecting as well.

Tama?

Dapat lang!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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