Sinayang ang career sa droga!
Dati-rati, pinag-usapan talaga ang sex video nila ng isang female personality dahil sa shocking nilang pinaggagawa on cam. Hahahahahahaha!
Imagine ba naman, halos nakita na ang menudensiya (nakita na raw ang menudensiya, o! Hakhakhak!) ng payatolang sexy comedienne dahil sa non-stop na ‘pagbukalkal’ (Hahahahahahahaha! how unspeakably gross!) na kanyang ginawa.
Mantakin mong pati clitoris (clitoris raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) ay talaga namang buong ningning na ibinuyangyang.
Shockelya, di ba naman? Hahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, nagkaroon nang pagbabago ang kanyang singing career nang malipat siya sa isang star network kung saan nabigyan talaga siya ng pagkakataong umangat at makilalang talaga.
Surprisingly, his contract was shockingly not renewed, his fans are wondering just what happened to his propitious singing career.
Well, kung ‘yung unanic (unanic daw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) na singer ay biglang nagdisapir rin sa nasabing network dahil sa diva attitude, drugs have become his Waterloo.
Natuto raw kasing mag-drugs si Kuya and that was the one thing that the network inordinately disapproves of.
Sayang na career. Kung kelan pa umaalagwa na, saka pa nadiskaril.
OPM@PAGCOR 2 Nationwide inilunsad
DAHIL sa tagumpay ng unang nationwide search for or undiscovered promising Filipino singers noong nakaraang taon, muling naglunsad ang Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation at ang Organisasyon ng Pilipinong Mang-aawit (OPM) upang muling buksan sa music talents ang “OPM@PAGCOR 2, isang nationwide search para sa Total OPM Performer.”
Ayon kay PAGCOR Assistant VP for Entertainment Bong Quintana, sinabi nito na ang nasabing kompetisyon ang magbibigay ng pagkakataon sa mga amateur pero natatanging Pinoy na makasama sa Philippine music industry.
“They will have the chance to undergo proper music training to gain valuable singing techniques from the country’s finest OPM icons. PAGCOR has committed to support Filipino talents because we really believe in what they can do, and that they can be of world-class caliber.”
Nabatid kay Quintana na ang unang OPM@PAGCOR nationwide search ay kumuha ng malaking suporta sa publiko “Nearly 2,000 aspiring singers from all over the country showed off their exceptional singing prowess during the month-long auditions we had last year. We have seen and felt the success of the first OPM@PAGCOR by producing our very own talents. That’s why we are looking forward to discovering more this year,” ani Quintana.
Nabatid pa kay Quintana na bukod sa cash prizes na napanalunan sa nakaraang OPM@PAGCOR winning finalists, ang tatlong nanalo na sina Marie Joyce Tañaña, Charles Kevin Tan and Renz Ruther Robosa at dalawa pang finalists (Steve Fernandez at Hadasa Von Camporaso) –ay nabibigyan pa rin ng pagkakataong lumabas sa iba’t ibang sangay ng Casino Filipino sa buong bansa.
Nabatid na ang unang OPM@PAGCOR grand winner na si Marie Joyce Tañaña mula sa Angeles City, Pampanga ang nagsabi na kung paano binago ang kanyang buhay. “PAGCOR helped us enhance our talent and gave us the opportunity to showcase it. We underwent voice and dance workshops as well as performance trainings. We are very thankful that PAGCOR did everything to improve our talents,” aniya.
Maliban dito, sinabi ni Tañaña na napakasuwerte nila dahil nabigyan sila ng pagkakataong mag-perform kasama ang mga sikat na manganganta ng bansa gaya nina Bossa Nova Queen Sitti Navarro, Ariel Rivera and Asia’s Queen of Songs Ms. Pilita Corales.
“Dati kumakanta lang ako sa tabi-tabi, ngayon, yung mga singers na iniidolo ko at ‘yung mga napanonood ko lang sa TV, nakakasama ko ng kumanta.”
Samantala, nagpahayag ng pasasalamat si Dingdong Avanzado sa PAGCOR dahil sa patuloy na pagsuporta sa OPM. “Since the project started – especially when PAGCOR Chairman Cristino Naguiat, Jr. came into the picture – I really felt the need for us to help raise the Filipinos’ awareness and love for Pinoy music. Having productive tie-ups like the partnership between PAGCOR and OPM is an exciting time for the local music industry. I am very supportive of it,” saad pa ni Avanzado.
Nakatutuwa talaga si Ate Vi
THE other day, habang binabasa namin ang column ni Ador Saluta, tawa kami nang tawa dahil sa na-capture niya, in great detail, ang amusing but lovable character ng Queenstar for all season na si Governor Vilma Santos as a doting mom to Ryan Christian.
Totoo ka, with all her gigantic accomplishments in the world of politics and show business, she has remained a simple mom by heart.
‘Yan siguro ang sikreto ng kanyang freshness na maintained talaga through the years. Hahahahahaha!
She may be the highly revered governor of Batangas and the unfading Queenstar in the eyes of her avid followers but in the eyes of her son Ryan Christian, she is mom and nothing else.
Sa dinami-rami ng mga artistang nakadaupang-palad namin, I can single her out for being such a down-to-earth person.
Multi-awarded at most enduring movie queen pero ang dali-daling abutin at di nakaiilang kausap.
San’y huwag kang magbago, Ate Vi. Ikalulungkot namin nang labis if and when you would be like other actresses whose becoming simplicity has been exceedingly ruined by show business.
Ayaw matulog ang gabi ng baliw na si Vavalina
(Ferminata afraid at nagpa-panic na! Hahahahaha!)
MULA nang mabuko namin ang baliw na supotelyang si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro, ‘di na makapag-text ang mabahongang gurang pretending na avid follower kuno siya nina Dingdong Dantes at Marian Rivera.
The old hag of a fag is now practically awake the whole night sending in some deplorably cheap messages that are products of his deffectively deranged mental faculty that’s smoldering with resentments and envy.
Pasalamat nga ang gurang na duldolic na ‘to at mabait talaga si Ms. Claire dela Fuente at patuloy siyang tinulungan kahit na alam naman nitong the devil’s encarnate siya. Hahahahahaha!
Kung hindi ba naman tanga ang baliw na gurang na ‘to, why should he apply his hideously cheap antics to us
when we can read him like a book? Hahahahahaha!
Kunwa-kunwari pa ay pinalalabas ng mabahongang matandang ito na kuno-kuno ay naiinggit daw kami kay Lola Fermi na malapit nang matigbak sa Paparazzi dahil wala namang ROI (return of investment).
Mag-press release man ang mukhang ungak na matandang tsakang ito through her paid hacks na kuning-kuning ay false alarm ang tsikang matitigbak na ang Paparazzi niya, (umiyak na naman siguro kay Mr. Perci Intalanita as was her style when the goings get rough, di ba naman, Mother Gild? Hahahahahahaha!) keber ko ba!
The fact remains na tinigbak na ang Cheap Confessions mo at napababalita ng kasunod na ang walang katorya-toryang Paparazzi mo na nilalampaso ng It’s Showtime at Eat Bulaga (Harharharharhar!), malapit na talagang matigbak ‘yan kaya maglakad na ka na nang paluhod sa Antipolo para mabigyan ka pa ng reprieve. Hahahaha!
Nagpipilit pa kasi, obvious namang pinabibigyan na lang siya dahil wala namang binesa.
Wala naman talagang binesa, noh?
Mahiya ka naman, lola Gurangga. Umalis ka na riyan para preserved ang dignidad mo.
Kung kami noon ay twelve ang ad placements na mga big accounts talaga, ikaw Lola Nganga ay wala ni isa!
Take note, tangang lola, salitang ugat ang inuulit kaya nakahihiya.
Tagalog na nga ang panulat n’yo, napaghahahalata pang mali-mali!
Anyway, why should we be envious of Lola Ferminata’s opulence?
The old bag may be moneyed and well-stocked but we never did come to envy people with a repulsive face like that. Hahahahahahaha!
Buhkkitttttt? With a face like that, (come to think of it, you and Vavaling practically have the same kind of countenance!) why should I feel an iota of envy?
No way! Hahahahahahaha!
Going back to Vavaling, the hungry detergent (the hungry detergent daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) tigil-tigilan mo na nga pala ang katitira kay Bela Padilla dahil hindi ka naman niya papatulan. Hahahahaha!
You’re ancient and craggy (craggy raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) and devoid of any future, you might as well be dead. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Might as well be dead daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!
Inggit na inggit ka kina Bela P. at Sam Pinto dahil sariwa sila, makakatas at matatalino.
Di ba tulad mong bobitang kuflangera, kaya wala ng effort sa tuwing umiebak. Hahahahaha!
Simon Ibarra’s riveting machismo
IBA na ang arrive niya sa ngayon but a couple of years ago, Simon Ibarra was definitely hunky and appetizingly handsome. This pictorial must be taken sometime during the early 2005 when he was a lot younger and hunkier.
No wonder, Mystica was smitten.
I’m sure na nagtitilam-tilam kayo mga kapatid sa kanyang makalaglag-panty na kamachuhan.
Drew Arrelano goes to Paris to join marathon not to propose marriage
TV HOST Drew Arellano is vocal about his steady relationship with celebrity girlfriend Iya Villania with whom he will go with in France this April. Yet he was quick to dodge rumors that he is set to ask for his lady’s hand. He’s actually competing for a marathon challenge scheduled April 15 in Paris.
“It’s too cliche to do it in Paris. I’ll propose when she least expects it,” he said with a smile, proudly saying that his eight-year affair with the MYX VJ can only be described as ‘getting better every year.’
The travel host for GMA-7’s Unang Hirit expressed delight that his workout-buff partner is tagging along as he competes for the 42-km challenge. The fact he is setting foot in Paris for the first time should make the trip extra special.
“Siya yung magiging yaya ko,” Drew added with a laugh, then admitted he really wanted to go on vacation with Iya. “It’s a bonus that there’s a race.”
Drew has been joining running competitions for the past five years. Regularly he wakes up at 3 am to run within the vicinity of Barangay San Antonio in Ortigas. By average he participates in 20 triathlon races in a year. Name it, Ironman, Death March… He’s into them. He is even part of a celebrity running group gathering twice a week.
He pointed out, “I enjoy running. It’s self reflection and you just need rubber shoes. I’m not a fan of treadmill kasi iba pa rin yung totoong takbo.”
Apart from his daily exposure on Unang Hirit, Drew is also hosting the travelogue Weekend Getaway which airs via GMA News TV every Friday at 10:15 pm. Every Sunday after GMA7’s Slamdunk, he also hosts the trivia show AHA.
Twice he was awarded by the PMPC as Best Travel Show Host for Balikbayan, the former title of Weekend Getaway when it was still under QTV channel. Drew also bagged Enpress’ Best Host for Educational Show for AHA. For inquiries call Backroom at 4351108, 9280717.