Diabolic ways ng mukhang perang gurang na TV host lalo pang tumitindi (Cheap!)
My God! malaki na nga ang kita niya, grapalan pa kung mangdekwat ng anda. Hahahahahahaha! Ang cheap!
Anyhow, lately, she has ignominiously found another victim in the person of this politician from Pasig who’s more than willing to give in to her seemingly endless sponging because he is of the belief that this blubbering uncouth woman would be an asset to his political career.
Walang maitutulong sa ‘yo ang scam queen na babaeng ‘yan na kamuntik nang matigbak ang hosting career many years ago nang dahil sa ginawa niyang pandaraya sa Manila Film Festival.
Talagang garapalan at harap-harapang pandaraya ang ginawa ng cheap lomodic teevee host na ‘to na wala namang naiko-contribute sa kanilang show kundi bumati nang bumati at maghagilap ng anda.
How gross! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, walang puso at barubal talaga ang gurangic na ‘to.
May times in the past, we witnessed how uncouth and unfeeling she was when she would ignominiously drive away from one of her presscons this hapless personality who used to be her co-host at the defunct showbiz oriented show both of them were hosting.
Umiyak talaga ang kawawang personalidad habang papaalis sa venue ng presscon.
Some press people took pity on him but there were powerless side by side with this diabolical old bitch of a witch who is so unfeeling and devoid of any mercy.
Anyway, dahil sa kasuwapangan ng gurang na ‘to, nasisira na lang ang mga give aways sa kanilang show courtesy of their sponsors pero never niyang pinamigay ito dahil sa nuknukan nga siya ng kadupangan.
Kapal! Over sa kaaaapppppaaaaaalllllllll!
Anyway, going back to the politician from Pasig who happens to be her latest ‘victim’, (Hahahahahaha!) they both deserve each other because both of them are inveterate users. Hahahahahahaha!
More than a year ago, this politician would treat us to lunch because he was quite awed then with the little clout that we had.
But when he was able to meet this cheap leprechaun of an old witch, he was so ecstatic and impressed with her stature, he changed his number upon her prodding and never again communicated with us. Hahahahahahahaha!
Bago? Ganyang naman talaga sa trabahong ito, kapag naka-meet sila ng mga personalidad na ang pakiramdam nila’y nakahihigit sa ‘yo, babu na ang kanilang drama. Hahahahahaha!
Who, the hell, cares?
Basta ang alam mo, never siyang iboboto ng mga kamag-anak ko sa Pasig. Hahahahahahaha!
Going back to this old bitch, pasasaan ba’t malalaos rin ito at mawawala sa sirkulasyon lalo na’t sooo baba na ang rating ng kanilang show sa network na kanyang pinagrereynahan kuno.
Anyway, ang tindi mangharang ng lomodic witch na ‘to. Imagine, dati-rati, paborito kaming i-guest ni Peter sa Ang Pinaka ng GMA. Pero dahil sa inggiterang guranggang ito, bigla na lang nagbabu ang exposures namin doon at never na kaming na-invite muli gayung dati-rati’y paborito kaming i-guest doon.
Ano ba ang tawag mo roon? Di ba’t kademonyohang walang katulad?
Sikat daw siyang naturingan pero biglang afraid ang matanda dahil baka nga naman magka-idea ang GMA na isali kami sa mga showbiz-oriented shows nila, ikamamatay n’ya ‘yon.
Di ba naman guranggang insecure?
Guranggang insecure raw,o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Pero pasasaan ba’t maglalaho rin sa mundo ng showbiz ang out and out evil na matandang ito.
Malay natin, baka dahil sa kademonyohan ng kanyang pag-uugali, biglang ma-stoke. Hahahahahahaha! Biglang ma-stroke raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!
Malay natin, baka mag-work? Hakhakhak!
Paula Bianca pantasyahin na naman kaya ng gurang na dekwatera?
HAHAHAHAHA! Kapag nakita kayo ng halimaw na matandang teevee host na ‘to ang kasosyalan ni Paula Bianca, maisipan na naman kaya nitong dikitan ang anak ng kaibigan naming si Papa Dhann C.? Hahahahahahahaha!
I’m sure that this scheming and money-oriented, bloated and piggish persona’s (Hahahahahaha! how so apt a description..Hakhakhak!) eyes would inordinately bulge from its sockets the very moment she gets to see Paula’s superfab jewelry collections that are studded with huge sparkling diamonds. Hahahahahahaha!
Anyway, her debut album under Vicor records with its carrier single Napakasakit Naman is doing very well sales -wise, Paula’s having her own share of teevee guesting lately.
A most-giving person, Papa Dhann is having some weird thoughts that the very moment her daughter becomes famous and is already earning considerable sum of money, she’ll be beyond generous and would share her earnings to everyone that she fancies. Hahahahahahahaha!
Ayaw ng gurang na harbatera nang wah gibzung sa kanya ng anda ang mga baguhang nami-meet niya! Hahahahahahaha!
Anyway, people from the biz that she gets to meet are inordinately impressed not only with Paula Bianca’s awe- some musicality but with her educated bearing and arresting beauty as well.
Saan pa ba naman siya magmamana kundi sa papa niyang nag-attempt din pumasok sa show business many years ago when he was even younger than Paula.
Paulo Avelino at his succulent best!
Gabi-gabi, well-followed talaga ang kanilang soap na Walang Hanggan kung saan ang cutesie-patootsie na si Julia Montes ang kanyang love interest.
Acting-wise, ‘di siya nagpapatalbog sa acting virtuousity ni Coco Martin.
Bulge-wise (Hahahahahahahaha!), darling, I need not emphasize the obvious!
As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Insecurity ng mga Noranians sa ageless beauty ni Ate Vi, tumitindi!
HAHAHAHAHA! Shocking ang mga loyalists ni Nora Aunor sa glowing beauty ni Governor Vilma Santos when she guested a couple of weeks ago at her son Luis Manzano’s birthday episode at Deal Or No Deal.
Pa’no ba naman, fresh as a daisy si Ate Vi and she also photographed well in any angle.
That’s one big advantage when you’re not an alcoholic like you-know-who (Hahahahaha!) and has always been most particular of your looks and body all these years.
Kung merong Goldie Hawn ang Hollywood who’s been able to maintain her girlish aura through the years, we have Ate Vi in our country who’s beautiful and gorgeous at an age when most women would already be suffused with tremendous insecurity and would already shun away from meeting people for fear that they would be gossipped about and mocked behind their back.
At least si Ate Vi, in na in pa at carry pang makipaghatawan sa dance floor sa mga ombreng more than half her age. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Laban ka, La Loba Negra? Hakhakhak!
Anyway, iba nga ang staying power ni Governor Vi not only in her showbiz and political careers but also at the beauty department.
Shakira ang mga fans ng sweet-imaged young actress sa involvement niya sa silahis na aktor!
SPEECHLESS na lang ang mga fansitas ng sweet-imaged young actress na ‘to sa balitang nu’ng nasa abroad sila ng bago niyang paparu ay magkasama na silang natutulog in one room.
Kunsabagay, panalo naman sa nota (panalo raw sa nota, o! Hakhakhak! que largo grande kasi.. Hakhakhak!) pero ang siyete, hindi naman daw exclusively heterosexual ang ombre na ‘to dahil he tends to swing both ways.
Oo nga’t dakila siya inay, (dakila raw siya, inay, o! Hakhakhak!) pero ang puso niya’y nangangarap din ng que sabrosong nota. Hakhakhak!
Ano ba ‘yan? Kawawa naman ang tsinitang young actress na ‘to.
Hayan nga’t naka-move on na raw ito mula sa traumatic episode niya with her former papa, heto ka at may impending storm na naman siyang sasagupain.
How so very unnerving! Hahahahahahahaha!
Pabolosa ang launching ni Aryana!
Hayan at fresh from her highly acclaimed appearance as the young Cristine Reyes by way of the soap Nang Dahil sa Pag-ibig, heto ka at siya na ang lead role sa Aryana.
Sa haunting talaga ang portrayal niya bilang batang Cristine, it paved the way for this fabulous role as Aryana.
At say mo, pinagkagastusan talaga ng ABS-CBN ang presscon ng fantaserye na ‘to na ginanap sa poolside ng Sulu Hotel the other day.
Big-time, ‘di ba naman? Whereas most talents had to content themselves by staging their presscons inside the ABS-CBN’s Dolphy theater, mataray ang young actress na si Ella Cruz dahil sa isang sosyal na venue lang naman ito ginanap.
Speechless raw kami ni Peter L. Hahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, we have this gut feeling that Aryana’s another winner from the Kapamilya network.
Makakasama kasi rito ni Ella sina Pokwang, Tonton Gutierrez, Desiree del Valle, Laurice Guillen, Tetchie Agbayani, Lotlot de Leon, Bianca Manalo, Paul Salas at marami pang iba.
Sa direksyon siyempre nina Lino Cayetano at Erick Salud.
As always, mapanonood ito starting Monday, May 7, sa ABS CBN Primetime Bida.
Wala nang arrive kaya balik-Pinas!
POOR guy! He must have been greatly disillusioned with the abysmal outcome of his courageous attempt to penetrate the international market of late.
Sa true, umuwi siyang luhaan dahil too late the hero na ang attempt niyang makilala sa international market.
He could have done it many years ago when his sexuality was at its glorious peak and his youth prominently etched on his physiognomy.
But the way things stand, time has passed him by and his youth only a memory of an almost forgotten past.
Mabait naman sana ang singer-actor na ‘to but he must admit that his looks has already diminished and faded, along with his prominent dick (prominent dick daw, o! Hakhakhak!) that was one of his stock-in-trades when he entered the business many years ago.