El na el sa kasariwaan ni Papa!

‘DI NAMAN daw que largo grande ang tarugs ng fair-skinned sexy actor na ‘to pero el na el sa kanya ang morenang sexy actress na karelasyon niya sa ngayon kaya biglang dinedma ang paparu niyang dati-rati’y labs na labs niya. Hahahahahaha!

The reason? Apart from his sexual expertise, adventurous when it comes to sex ang flawless na sexy actor in stark contrast to her former flame who was more on the conservative side when it comes to sex. Hahahaha!

Pagka ganon nga naman, medyo boring ang inyong relasyon dahil hindi mai-express nu’ng chick ang kanyang inner longings out of fear na baka ma-turned-off si lalaki sa kanya dahil mas feel niya occasionally ang sluttish kind of set-up.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, wala raw keber at pakialam ang morenang sexy actress kung maging batang sugar mommy man siya ng bago niyang karelasyon. Hahahahahaha!

What matters most is the fuck, I mean, is the fact that she’s happy and sated with her new boyfriend’s liberated point of view in bed. Hahahahahaha!

Boring nga naman kung pala-palaging mercenary position ang inyong ginagawa in bed, specially so when your sexual partner happens to be young and would want to explore more sexual avenues. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Kris Bernal at Bela Padilla, may alitan?

WALA naman daw alitang namamagitan kina Kris Bernal at Bela Padilla. Sa katunayan ay sabay pa raw nag-celebrate ang dalawa ng kanilang birthday sa set ng high-rating drama series na Hiram Na Puso.

Pero kung ganito sila off-cam ay kabaligtaran naman nito ang karakter nila sa afternoon drama bilang Lira (Kris) at Vanessa (Bela). Ganoon pa man, tuwing may mga eksenang sampalan at sabunutan, sinisigurado ni Bela na kausapin si Kris kung paano nila gagawin ang ganong klaseng eksena.

Tulad na lang ng mga magaganap ngayong linggo sa Hiram na Puso kung saan patindi ng patindi ang mga eksena lalo na sa pagitan nina Lira at Vanessa. Malalaman kasi ni Vanessa na sa bahay na nila titira si Lira. Hindi niya matanggap na magiging bahagi na ng pamilya nila si Lira, kung kaya’t galit na galit niyang sinugod at sinabunutan si Lira.

Mararamdaman lalo ni Vanessa ang pagiging outsider sa pamilya at maiisipan na naman nitong maglayas. Dahil sa sobrang inis at galit niya, hindi niya mapipigilan ang sarili kaya aawayin niya ulit si Lira.

Ano ang dahilan ng naging desisyon ni Lira na tumira sa tahanan nila Roxanne (Ayen Munji-Laurel)? Ano naman ang mangyayari sa ina ni Lira na si Zeny (Gina Alajar)?

Mapapanood ang Hiram na Puso, Lunes hangang Biyernes pagkatapos ng Eat Bulaga, sa GMA Afternoon Prime.

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‘Di feel ng mga Vilmanian ang grandslam epithet ni Lorna

‘DI TALAGA tumitigil sa kapoprotesta ang mga avid followers ni Ms. Vilma Santos sa grandslam actress epithet na kinakabit kay Ms. Lorna Tolentino lately ng TV5.

“Ate Vi is the grandslam queen not simply a grandslam actress after winning the title 4 times and the first grandslam actress on the record!” trills Willie Fernandez, the feisty GenSan belle (belle raw, o! Hahahaha!)who happens to be one of Queen Vi’s most rabid followers.

“It’s on the record,” he fumes further,”and documented.

“Ang mga sumunod na winners for grandslam ay matatawag na lang na Grandslam best actress/actor.”

Hahahahahahahaha! You talaga, Willie, you’re irrepressible.

“Kaya ‘di nakapagtatakang very vocal si Kris na Vilmanian siya,” he furhter elaborates. “Kasi, napakahusay na aktres ni Ate Vi at mabait at mapagmahal na kaibigan, (I agree 100%! – Ed) kapatid, ina, asawa, idolo at public servant. “May puso pati sa mga mahihirap!

“‘Yung mga co-actors nga niya sa The Healing ng Star Cinema, kanya-kanya sila ng testimonial about Ate Vi’s professionalism.

“Ayon pa nga kay Martin del Rosario, Ate Vi’s son in the movie, very generous ito in giving pointers on how to go about a scene.”

Kahit daw sina Pokwang, Janice de Belen, Cris Villanueva, Carmi Martin at Ynez Veneracion ay pawang saludo sa kabaitan ni Ate Vi.

Another dyed-in-the-wool Vilmanian has sent in her heartfelt thanks for our support to her queen.

“Gud am po, sir Pete,” she coos. “Just want thank you for all the support to our idol queen for all seasons, Ate Vi.

“Sino man tumuligsa sa ‘yo,” she asseverates,” inggit lang sila ‘coz ‘di mo pinapansin idolo nila.

“Ur ryt! Nag-iisa lang si Governor Vi sa kanyang pwesto. And I’m sure, walang makapapantay sa kanya.

“I buy Remate daily dahil sa news mo about our idol.

“U complete my day!” she adds beaming. “Ang mga balita mo agad ang dahilan kung bakit Remate na ang binibili ko.

“Dati___ at _____ang tabloids ko. Ngayon, Remate na lang!

“Tanx again, Sir Pete and may God reward u a million fold!”

The texter happens to be Leng Paguinto from Bamban, Tarlac. A true-blooded Vilmanian supposedly since birth. Hahahahaha! Touching!

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Lucky girl this Jackie Rice

SHE started out rebelling against the system and the network who gave her the kind of recognition that has opened up doors for her.

It was a good thing that she had sobered up immediately and decided to focus on her by then almost on the throes of death showbiz career.

Today, Jackie Rice happens to be one of the hottest stars of the Kapuso network and is presently doing an afternoon soap titled “Kasalanan Ba’ng Ibigin Ka?” where she’s pitted opposite Geoff Eigenmann, Angelika dela Cruz and other GMA talents under the direction of Mark Reyes.

Come to think of it, napakaswerte talaga ng GMA talent na ‘to na smooth-sailing na ang showbiz career after quite a tumultuous beginning.

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Naloloka sa almost black coloring niya sa set

HAHAHAHAHA! So nakatatawa naman ang child actress na ‘to na vociferously complaining raw on the set of the fantasy soap she’s doing basically because she cannot comprehend why her fair-skinned coloring has to be colored almost black. Hahahahahahaha!

Inasmuch as repeatedly nang ipinaliwanag ng direktor ang dahilan, hindi pa rin daw maintindihan ng bata kung bakit pinaitim siya nang todo-todo. Hahahahahahaha!

Over nga naman ang ginawang kulay sa kanya. Practically ay ngipin na lang niya ang maputi.

Hahahahahahaha!

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Rapsa-rapsa sa jumbong tarugs ni papa

HAHAHAHAHA! Nagbago na raw ang taste ng gandarang young actress na ‘to when it comes to the men she gets attracted to.

Kung noo’y mga mountain dew ang feel niya, lately, gusto na niya’y family size coke. Hakhakhak!

Ngayon lang daw na-realize ng girlalu what she’s been missing all these years. Hahahahahaha!

Hitsura ng nagdi-deliryo raw sa elyadorang young actress every time she would have some intimate sex with her new papa. Hahahahahaha!

Kung dati raw kasi’y kailangang eat-to-the-max sa kanyang wet pussy (wet pussy raw talaga,o! Hahahaha!) ang kanyang Reggie Regaladong papa, this time she gets instantly wet just looking at his humongous dick. Hahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Mabarurot ka ba naman ng ocho con ligo, di mo ba tatawagin ang lahat ng santo?

Ahahahahaaaaay!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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