Ginagamit si Sam para huwag magmukhang tanga!

NAKATATAWA naman ang issue lately kung saan pinalalabas na si Sam Pinto raw ang third party sa hiwalayang Angelica Panganiban at Derek Ramsay.

Hahahahahahaha!

How doltish can you get!

Nagkasama lang sila sa isang beer occasion, hayan at may intriga na kaagad na ang alaga raw ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente ang third party supposedly sa unexpected parting of ways nina Derek at Angelica?

Hahahahahaha!

How gross! Hahahahahahaha!

Tigilan na nga ‘yang mga ganyang drama dahil wala namang patutunguhan.

Sam is simply being friendly and yet other people have misconstrued it for something else?

How exceedingly cheap!

Baka naman ayaw lang masulat ni Derek na naunang nawalan sa kanya ng gana si Angelica kaya idinadawit niya si Sam na na-meet lang niya sa isang sosyalan lately. Hahahahahaha!

A big blow nga naman sa kanyang ego kung lalabas na si Angelica ang unang na-turned off sa kanyang being a purported womanizer. Hahahahaha!

Is that so?

Ang nakatatawa, it’s wildly being talked about that Angelica’s purportedly having a whirlwind relationship with an actor who just broke off with his girlfriend of many months already.

Or was it years na?

Hahahahahahaha!

Ang showbiz talaga, kaaning!

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Touching ang mga Vilmanian

LATELY, I’ve been receiving some text messages coming from Queenstar Vilma Santos avid fans.

And one of the most touching came from Jake, a dyed in the wool fan of Ate Vi who’s not that visible in most of her fans gatherings and sosyalan but is definitely one of her most dedicated followers.

“Hi, kuya Pete! nagkabati na raw ang idolo mong (Ows? that was an aeon ago, boy! – Ed) si Orang at amigang si Cristy Fermin.

“Palagay ko,” he goes on methodically, “ikaw ang unang dapat batiin ni Orang dahil may mas malaki kang nagawa para sa kanya. (Hahahahahaha! buti ka pa, Jake, aware ka na may nagawa ako. But the person concerned is definitely not! – Ed)

“Di biro ang ginawa mong suporta sa kanya sa matagal na panahon.

“Anyway, anjan naman Ate Vi!” he asseverates. “She can love u more than what Ate Guy can could possibly give. (Korek! I’ve known that many years ago already! – Ed)

“Sana lang, pag na-patch up n’yo na ni Ate Guy ang differences n’yo, mahalin mo pa rin si Ate Vi, ha?

“Wag u xa pababayaan.

“Ate Vi loves u so much! She really treasures ur friendship!”

I was stunned after reading Jake’s message from the heart.

‘Di ko alam, umiiyak na pala ako.

Poor sentimental me. I still get affected with messages like this even if I’m not that familiar with the person who’s sending in the message.

Of course I know Jake through texting lang. I have yet to see him in person but somehow, I have the feeling that we’re kindred spirits.

Thanks, Jake! I will always be around for Ate Vi.

For me, she’s the best!

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William Price enigmatic!

HE IS a much sought-after performer in some private parties and some intimate gatherings and has appeared in some sexy flicks in America but every info about his life has remained classified.

I-enjoy n’yo na lang ang kanyang revealing photo and make him a part of your nocturnal dick-fantasizing adventure. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Hosting ni Kuya Boy naiiba!

KUWENTO ng pangarap at inspirasyon ang ibinagi sa The Bottomline with Boy Abunda kasama ang New York-based Pinoy fashion designer na anak ng beteranang aktres na si Tessie Tomas na si Robin Tomas. Matapos lumihis sa yapak ng ina, pinakita sa show ni Kuya Boy Abunda ang iba’t ibang pinagdaanan ni Robin para maabot ang kanyang pangarap na maging isang fashion designer.

Honestly, kaya naman nagtatagal ang mga shows na anchored ni Kuya Boy ay dahil sa kanyang unquestioned integrity and unbiased hosting style.

Hindi ba siya ‘yung tipong condescending ang attutude sa kanilang mga guests and he makes it a point to really bring out the best in them.

Sa totoo, hindi siya nakaiiritang panoorin dahil sa kabila ng kanyang serious hosting style, may sense of humor si Kuya Boy and he knows how to enjoy while hosting.

Sa The Buzz na lang ay aliw na aliw talaga kami sa good-natured banter nila nina Toni Gonzaga at Charlene Gonzales.

Kahit na may moments na kailangan nilang magseryoso, hindi pa rin nawawala ang kanilang nakatutuwang kakengkoyan in between.

Kaya naman never naming na-miss ang The Buzz no matter how busy we are with our enervating deadlines.

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Dumarami ang mga taong baklita!

HAHAHAHAHA! For some reasons, ‘di naman nanganganak pero patuloy na dumarami ang mga bakla.

Sa isang sikat na network lang, lalong dumarami yata ang mga vaklushi as time goes by.

Lately talaga, tongues are wagging repeatedly to the effect that these young actor are veritable mariconas.

Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yung isa, machung-macho ang katawan at ang husay magsayaw.

Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun nga lang, give away ang kanyang sexuality the very moment he starts grooving to the sensuous rhythm of today’s frenetic kind of music. Hahahahaha!

Ang siyete ng mga vaklung, katilam-tilam daw sana ang tarugs (tarugs raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) dahil que largo grande pero ‘yun nga, malamya. Hahahahaha!

Sayang na katawan, pinagtilam-tilaman pa naman ito ng mga vaklung nu’ng minsang rumampa siya ng topless at naka-low-waist pants na kitang-kita nang talaga ang kanyang butt at ang becoming bulge sa kanyang harapan. Hahahahahahaha! Sayang na kasariwaan at kadakilaan, nota rin pala ang hanap! Hahahahahaha!

Ito namang isa, mahusay na singer/actor pero obvious na malata ang personalidad. Hahahahaha!

Isa sa kanyang give-away na mannerism ay ang pagbasa sa kanyang labi kadalasan. Hahahahahaha!

Sa isang stage play nga na kanyang ginawa a couple of months back, hagalpakan ng tawa ang mga vaklung dahil ang ginampanan niya ay ang male version ng isang nymph. Hahahahahaha!

Iba talaga ang kanyang tripping at parang maraming boys (boys raw, o! Hahahahaha!) ang sa kanya’y naiiintriga. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, flawless naman at gandarang talaga. Hahahahaha!

Pero ang pinaka-latest recruit ay itong tisoy na gluta boy (gluta boy raw, o! Hahahahaha!) na as time goes by ay lalong kumikinis ang kutis at natatalbugan pa ang skin tone ng kanyang leading-lady.

Hahahahahaha!

Misteryoso raw ito at di gaanong nakikihalubilo sa mga aktor na kasama niya sa soap.

Afraid kaya na mabukesh ang kanyang lihim? Hahahahahahaha!

Kaaliwed!

Anyway, mereseng malansa, marami pa rin ang nagkakandarapa sa kanya dahil sa katilam-tilam na tarugs na impressive raw both in length and circumference. Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

***

Mamis-miss ka namin Madam Justa Hernandez!

HOW soon time flies! Dati-rati, kasa-kasama pa namin ang mabait at sweet na ina ni Ms. Lani Mercado sa set ng ginagawa niyang pelikulang Mortal Sin way back during the early 80s. Tapos a couple of days ago, nagulat na lang kami nang mabasa namin sa dyaryo na pumanaw na pala ang mabait na ina niyang si Mrs. Justa Hernandez.

So, tulad namin ay ulilang lubos na pala si Congressman Lani M. and somehow, it grieves us to know that her mom is no longer around to show us how good a mother can be and how caring as well.

Tandang-tanda ko pa na binigyan niya ako ng empanada nang pauwi na kami mula sa maghapong pagtambay sa set ng pelikulag dinerek ni Joey Gosiengfiao na nauna pa kay Mommy Justa na sumakabilang buhay.

Life is really short, we should make the most out of it while we’re still here to enjoy it.

To Lani, even if I wasn’t there to condole with you, you know that in my heart, I always wish you well.

Maganda naman ang memory na naibigay mo during the early years of my writing career and for that, I will forever be grateful.

Sayang at hindi ko na nakitang muli ang mama mo but I would say that she was (still is and will always be) one of my favorite mothers in show business.

Hindi ba siya ‘yung stage mother type at napakabait niyang talaga.

Go in peace, Mommy Justa. You are loved because of the kindness that you showed to most of the people whose life you have graciously touched.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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