Hitsurang naging masahista sa kawalan ng anda!

HAHAHAHAHA! So very amusing naman ang lifestyle ng maganda sana pero may pagka-aning-aning na not-so-young singer/actress na ‘to.

Dati, at the height of her poverty, hitsurang naging msahista siya sa isang personalidad who gave her nothing but a cheap five hundred bucks for her gigantic efforts. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, may pangalan na rin naman siya at there really was a time when she was abroad most of the time doing one show after another because she happens to possess a terrific vocal range.

‘Yun nga lang, may problema ang girl na ‘to dahil sa may pagka-kleptomaniac. Hahahahaha!

Imagine, in between her hectic singing stints in Japan, she would make a hasty foray at the many department stores that abound within the vicinity to give vent to her klepto longings. Hahahahahaha!

Whatever, lately, naging laman na naman siya ng mga usap-usapan dahil sa ka-live-in na nga niya ang utol ng isang brown-skinned actress na kalilipat lang sa isang network, pumapatol pa siya kung kani-kanino all supposedly for the love of dough.

Cheap di ba naman? Hahahahahahahaha!

Pasalamat nga siya at may nagkamali pang pumatol sa kanya kahit di na siya kasariwaan tapos she still would have the temerity na patungan ito ng etsas sa ulo?

Tindi niya, di ba naman?

Buti nga at may nagtototoo pa rin sa kanya considering her cheap image in the industry tapos ‘yan pa ang igaganti niya?

Kaya sa ngayon, explain-to-death raw ang aging singer/host tungkol sa nasusulat na indiscretions niya.

Kapag hiniwalayan pa kasi siya ng pinindeho niyang ombre, no one would dare touch her with a ten-foot pole.


How cheeeaaappp!


William Lew, Jennifer Lopez’ former lover

HAHAHAHAHA! He’s hot! Veritably hot with his well-sculpted body and a face to die for.

We could never forget his face for we used to watch for his Mexican soap at ABS-CBN every afternoon.

Anyway, after becoming Jennifer Lopez’ controversial boyfriend, he’s slowly creating a name for himself at the Hollywood scene.

Take a look at his photo, isn’t it joltingly sexy? Hahahahahaha1

Bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahaha!


Duncan Ramos: The Heat of the Knight at Zirkoh

WATCH Duncan Ramos live in The Heat of the Knight! Jam with him at Zirkoh, Tomas Morato, Quezon City on June 9 (Saturday) at 9pm.

Special guests are Luke Mejares, Prima Diva Billy, Michael Pangilinan, Aira and Mia of Sexbomb, and Baby Boobsie. Newcomer artist Jayke Reyes will do the front act.

The show is presented by Protons Music.

Ticket prices are P2,000 and P1,000. For inquiries, please call Liza Faraon at 0916-6960881.

Duncan Ramos is a Backroom artist. For inquiries, call Backroom at 4351108 and 4351120 or email at backroominc@hotmail.com


Ate Vi at the prime of her illustrious career

SHE needs no fierce competition to stay in the business this long.

For Queenstar Vilma Santos has been able to prove to all and sundry that one can persevere and be a part of this business by virtue of sheer talent alone and veritable professionalism.

Sino pa ba naman kasi ang makatatalbog kay Ate Vi sa ngayon?

So far, wala na siyang dapat pang patunayan.

Awards? She has every single one of them.

Recognitions for her achievements in the world of politics? she has truckloads of them.

So what else is there to prove?


Nothing if I may be honest about it.

Queenstar Vilma Santos is definitely one of the most enduring icons Tinsel Town has ever produced.

Need I say more?

Ang komontra magiging dead ringer ni Bubonika! Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!


Disappointed sa career

HE STARTED out right in show business as a hunk whose sex appeal was infinitely distracting and a lot of people had the impression that he would make it real big in the industry.

But after doing some featured roles in some afternoon soaps, his career has fizzled out and he’s now reduced to doing nothing but so-so roles that are not in the least bit challenging.

Even his enormous dick (enormous dick raw, o! Hakhakhak! how amusing!) that used to be his stock-in-trade in the business is now no longer being fantasized by the libidinous faggots and matrons since we now have an avalanche of younger men who are equally well-endowed and equally promising.

So, in effect, his humonguos dick is no longer the rave in as far as most dick worshippers (dick worshippers raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) are concerned.

Even women who used to get fascinated with his endowments are now looking at the direction of young and fresher talents who are equally promising at the size department. Hahahahahahahaha! How extremely pathetic! Hahahahahahahaha!


PAGCOR launches nationwide singing search

THE Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation (PAGCOR) and the Organisasyon ng Pilipinong Mang-aawit (OPM) have launched OPM@PAGCOR2, a nationwide search for the total performer.

Pagcor Assistant VP for entertainment Bong Quintana intimates that the competition intends to give opportunities to aspiring music talents.

“They will have the chance to undergo proper music training to gain valuable singing techniques from the country’s finest OPM icons.

“PAGCOR has committed to support Filipino talents because we really believe in what they can do, and that they can be of world class caliber,” Mr. Quintana elucidates.

The grand winner will be proclaimed during the Grand Finals Concert to be staged at the PAGCOR Grand Theatre at the Airport Casino Filipino in Paranaque City on June 16, 2012.

Prizes at stake are P300,000 and a performance contract for the grand winner, P200,000 for the 2nd place and P100,000 for 3rd place.

The rest of the grand finalists will each receive P20,000 as consolation prize.


Maraming na-amuse sa tabachingching na boldiena!

HAHAHAHA! So rami talaga ang nag-text para itanong kung sino raw ‘yung tabachingching na boldiena na shacking up with this moneyed and well-connected personality who’s afflicted wuth halitosis. Hahahahaha!

Obvious na ang clues pero ang lalayo ng mga kasagutan. Hahahahaha!

Anyway, bigla tuloy naming naalala ang isang mahusay na aktres na nakarelasyon ng personalidad na ‘to.


‘Di talaga nakayanan nito ang malodorous smell kaya naghiwalay rin sila eventually. Hahahahaha!

Anyhow, mukhang carry ng tabachingching na boldiena ang smell ng paparu niyang ombre alang-alang sa career.


The things that people can stomach all in the name of self-preservation and career advancement. Hahahahaha!

Ang tanong, ano naman kaya ang say ng paparu ng tabaing hubaderang ito? Okay lang ba sa kanya o ‘di niya alam ang set-up?


Bahala na nga lang sila.


Hataw ang SIR nina Carmina, Janice, joey at Ogie

THEIR detractors are now heartbroken because SIR (Showbiz Inside Report) has become one of the hottest showbiz-oriented talkshows on a Saturday afternoon.

Mabentang-mabentang tunay ang kanilang showbiz oriented program at talagang feel na feel ng publiko ang unique hosting style nina Carmina Villaroel, Janice de Belen, Joey Marquez and Ogie Diaz.

Nu’ng una, akala nang nakararami ay hindi makasasabay si Ogie sa hosting style nina Janice at Carmina but he’s been able to and has been able to prove that he’s good in his own unique way.

Pati nga si Joey M. ay blend na blend din sa tatlo niyang mga kasama kaya ang mga televiewers ay talaga namang tutuk na tutok at perennially glued sa kanilang mga upuan.

Mapanonood nga pala ang Showbiz Inside Report every Saturday right after It’s Showtime.


Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!


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