Mga fans ng balugang aktres nagmana sa kanya ng ka-cheap-an!

AKALA siguro ng mga fans ng balugang aktres na ‘to ay maari na nila akong diktahan sa mga bagay-bagay na gusto kong isulat.

Come to think of it, it’s only now that I get to realize how delusory her fans are and they would definitely pale in comparison with the well-bred following of Ms. Vilma Santos.

Look, through sheer hard work, Ate Vi has been able to put up a thriving career in politics that has remained strong and solid as years go by.

Eh, kumustahin mo naman kaya ang balugang ito na ang ilusyon ay umaatikabong tunay mereseng matagal na siyang pinaglumaan nang panahon at pati ang golden voice niya kuno ay parang synthetic na lamang kung ikukumpara sa mga Angeline Quinto at Sarah Geronimo at iba pang mahuhusay na singers ng bagong milenyo. Hakhakhak!

Puhllleeeezzzzeeeeee!

Pa’no naman kasing hindi malalaos, masyado nang nilumot ang utak ng kanyang, in fairness, ay mammoth stardom.

Noon, huh? NOON!

Not now because her latest attempt to show to all and sundry the supposed power of her gigantic following has inordinately bombed!

A big fiasco, so to speak!

In the States, shakira raw ang mga fansitas ng balugang ito dahil ginagawa silang restaurant ng oslang aktres when she felt like eating out with her paramour of so many years. Hahahahahaha!

In stark contrast to Ate Vi who spends her own money when she feels like taking a vacation for the demands of her profession appears to have become stifling at times, this delusory actress uses her fans for personal needs or gains. Hahahahahahahahaha!

How exceedingly cheap!

Imagine, with her lofty stature as one of Tinsel town’s enduring and legendary actresses, she swallowed her pride and worked as a caregiver of sort to her quondam leading man during the 70’s who’s now based in the States and has become obese and old.

Carry n’yo ‘yan? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Perfect example ng pagiging user ng babaeng ito ay ang ginawa niya sa kaibigan niya kunong radio and teevee personality.

Nu’ng kararating palang, super beso at chika roon sa tao.

Hitsurang go talaga siya sa walang tulugang show nito at may I stay as long as he wanted to.

Ang kaso, nakakilala na naman ng mga bagong magagamit kaya roon na naman siya kumakapit. Hahahahahaha!

Ang kapallllll!

Na-shock nga ang friendship niyan dahil nalaman na lang nitong pumirma na nang panibagong kontrata sa network ang ‘alaga’ niya without consulting with him first. Hahahahahaha!

Bago? Hahahahahahahaha!

Not long after that, gets corporation na naman nang panibagong manager kuno ang mahusay pero gamiterang aktres.

Ang kaso, di magawa ng bago niyang manager-manageran ang mga gusto niya kaya biglang tsinugi ito at get na naman nang panibagong manager na mas may konek at gamit sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan.

Ang galing-galing niya, ‘di ba naman?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ganyan ang naturalesa ng babaeng ito.

Kiyeme-kiyemeng api-apihan daw siya pero saan ka, the truth is siya ang mahilig gumawa noon…ang mang-api at manggamit ng kapwa.

Kaya sa bornok niyang pag-uugali at yosi-kadiring kaplastikan, magtataka ka pa ba kung naungusan na siya ng milya-milya ng ka-contemporary niyang si Ate Vi na noo’y poor second lang daw sa kanya?

Look, the Batangas governor is now on the homestretch in as far as her shooting of the scary movie The Healing under Star Cinema is concerned.

On top of that, the said movie outfit is offering her a film festival movie no less with Ai-Ai delas Alas but the Queenstar just can’t commit for she’s not so sure yet of her working sched and availability.

‘Yan ang artistang professional at walang ilusyon, pinagpapala talaga ng Diyos.

Di ba tulad ng isa riyan na ang talkies nga ng mga publicists niya nung mid-80s ay umaarte raw kahit walang natutok na mga camera.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How exceedingly cheap!

‘Yan kasi ang hirap kapag pumasok na sa kokote mo ang iyong stardom. Pati katotohanan ay hindi mo na alam at sa fantasy world ka na lang nabubuhay.

Itambak man sa ‘yo ang lahat ng recognitions at awards, they’re not going to matter as long as you’re not true to yourself.

Gayahin mo si Ate Vi. Never na nagpantasya o nag-ilusyon kaya up tp now, the respect of the industry is still very much intact.

Period!

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Nikki, inagawan si Empress sa Mundo Man ay Magunaw

MAY namumuong love triangle ngayon sa pagitan nina Empress, Nikki Gil, at Ejay Falcon sa kanilang mga karakter sa de-kalibreng Kapamilya Gold teleserye ng ABS-CBN na Mundo Man ay Magunaw.

Matapos ang aksidenteng halik sa nobyo ng kaibigan niyang si Sheryl (Empress), nagsimula nang mahulog ang loob ni Jenny (Nikki Gil) kay Niko (Ejay Falcon). Unti-unti na ring nararamdaman ni Sheryl ang biglaang pagbabago sa pagitan ng dalawang taong malalapit sa kanya.

Anong mangyayari kapag natuklasan ni Sheryl ang pagtataksil nina Jenny at Niko? Mawawasak ba ang kanilang pagkakaibigan dahil dito?

Samantala, ngayong alam na ni Dante (Emilio Garcia) na anak niya si Jenny, mabawi kaya niya ito mula kay Donya Alicia La Peńa (Tessie Tomas)?

Huwag palampasin ang lalo pang painit nang painit na mga eksena sa Mundo Man ay Magunaw, araw-araw, 2:30 pm, pagkatapos ng It’s Showtime.

Para sa karagdagang impormasyon, mag log on sa www.abs-cbn.com, sundan ang @abscbndotcom sa twitter o i-‘like’ ang Facebook fanpage ng show na http://www.- facebook.com/mundomanaymagunaw.

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Joseph Izon is sorely being missed

NASAAN na raw ba si Joseph Izon? That’s the battecry of his passionate followers since the indie movie Love-birds was shown at the UP Diliman theatre last December 4, 2008.

That was almost some four years ago already and yet nothing much is heard about this hunky guy who’s got no qualms in baring his endowments before the camera.

Anyway, to appease the pangs of loneliness that his fans feel, here is Joseph at his sexiest best!

Do savor that unique machismo to the fore.

As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahaha!

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Richard Gutierrez pinagkaguluhan sa SM Mall of Asia

NA-INVITE kami nina Abe P. at Peter L. sa launching ng fragrance line (Gutz & Glory Deo Cologne) ni Richard Gutierrez sa MOA last Friday.

Sa totoo, that was our first with Bench at na-touch kami sa ganda ng PR ng mga tauhan ni Mr. Ben Chan.

Even Mr. Chan was there to supervise everything.

Maliban sa nasabing cologne, meron din palang RGutz watch si Richard na iniendorso, along with some green tees or eco friendly shirts.

Ten years na pala ang partnership niya with Bench kaya he considers it as family already.

Very touching palang talaga ang suporta ng company ni Mr. Ben Chan dahil 18 years of age palang si Chard ay member na siya ng fast-growing Bench family.

Anyway, all-out ang support ng kanyang pamilya dahil nakita namin doon sina Ruffa Gutierrez (who was being avidly interviewed by the press), Tito Eddie Gutierrez who’s still good-looking at the age that he’s presently into.

Of course the feisty and controversial Ms. Annabelle Rama was prominently there and was being interviewed as usual by the working press on the many controversies she’s entangled with these days.

Going back to Richard, it’s nice to see him looking fit once again after gaining some unflattering poundage a couple of months ago.

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Sir Jerry Yap, nagdamdam sa banat ni Tita Annabelle pero nananatiling fan pa rin daw ni Ruffa

A MAN of considerable breeding and integrity. THat’s what our outgoing NPC president is on and off-cam.

At sa totoo lang, nagulat daw si Sir Jerry Yap sa emotional outburst ni Tita Annabelle Rama who purportedly went on and on with her tirade to our colleague Chito Alcid the last time they talked over the phone.

President Jerry was allegedly not prepared for such kind of encounter for he just wanted to mediate on behalf of Chito so the veteran writer would be spared of further trouble.

Well, knowing Tita A’s temper to be highly volatile, I guess she needs to have another meeting with Sir Jerry and colleague Chito in a more convivial atmosphere.

Mabait naman si Ms. Annabelle, in the same vein that Sir Jerry has always been the paradigm of fairness and good breeding.

Dapat lang sigurong cooler heads should mediate so that things will be settled amicably.

Paging Jhun Lalin, sana’y ayusin mo ang sched ni Tita Annabelle para makadalaw naman kayo sa NPC office so that things would be ironed out smoothly kapatid.

Kami ang talagang naiipit dito dahil respetado namin si Sir Jerry at loves naman namin si Madam Annabelle.

Sana nga’y magkaayos na silang lahat para maganda ang ending ng kaguluhang ito.

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Nagpoprotesta ang followers ng regular na aktor

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mahirap din minsan kung ikaw ang nakaupo sa entertainment section ng isang tabloid.

You need to have enormous patience and objectivity even if sometimes you don’t feel like it.

Anyhow, in fairness sa mga tagasubaybay ng gwaping pa rin namang not-so-young actor na ‘to, ilalagay naman natin ang kanyang side of the story.

“Hindi naman po bading si LM,” so says a caller who’s ostensibly a big fan of the US-based actor. “Kung bading po ba siya, palagay n’yo ba’y makatatagal siya sa sexual demands ng may lahing Japanese na aktresang ‘yun?

“Talaga lang sigurong hindi niya ito trip kaya nu’ng magtagal na,” he asseverates. “He wanted his way out of their relationship.

“Hindi naman sa minamaliit ko ang babaeng ‘yun pero hindi siguro talaga siya ang feel nu’ng sexy actor.”

Tungkol naman sa allegations na Mountain Dew supposedly ang equipment ng aktor, his loyal supported swears to high heaven that this is not so.

“Di naman kahabaan pero mataba naman.” he points out methodically.

Ganuned? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sige na nga, naniniwala na ako.

Hayan huh? Nilagay ko na ang side ninyo.

Hindi nga kahabaan pero mataba-taba naman ang alaga ng inyong idolo.

Period! Hahahahahahaha!

Kung papano n’yo nalaman, baka naman pinatikim sa inyo.

Pinatikim daw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Joke!

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