Ngayon pa lang natutuklasang ‘babae’ ang dakotang hunk actor!
In fairness, there was a time when this guy tried to become hetero.
This was the time when he was able to impregnate a not-so-comely young actress at the network he used to be a part of.
Nasa Juicy palang kami, (ito ‘yung rating, huh? not the one being anchored now by Ferminata that’s being avoided like the plague by most televiewer primarily because of its nauseating format…Hahahahahaha! cheap!) ito na ang usap-usapan and that was more than two years ago already.
Would you ever believe? Hahahahahahaha!
During that time, he was not that good-looking yet because his nose was not lifted yet and his skin tone not as alabaster as it is today. Hahahahahaha!
Nevertheless, if there’s one thing that has remained constant, it’s his formidable dick that’s as huge as ever, it was being gossiped about that he used to have an exciting man-to-man relationship with the delusory hunk of that network and he was the one fellating his not-so-huge dick.
Fellating his not-so-huge dick daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, the table has been ignominiously reversed of late favoring the big-dicked (big-dicked daw, o! Hahahaha!) hunk.
Hahahahahahahaha! How amusing!
At kung dati-rati’y starlet lang siya compared sa ‘di naman kalakihan pero ilung aktor, this time he’s already a lot more popular than the latter can ever hope to be.
Palibhasa’y may pusong babae, (pusong babae raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) ang galing-galing niyang umiyak at tinatalbugan talaga niya ang kanyang leading-lady in some of his touching crying scenes. Hahahahaha!
Knows n’yo ba kung sino siya? Well, walang katulad ang kanyang nosejob at marami siyang kinabog sa eskalerang network na nilipatan niya.
Sa bahay lang nag-celebrate ng Mother’s Day si Governor Vi
WALANG grandiosong celebration ang Queenstar for all Seasons sa nakaraang Mother’s Day.
May shooting kasi siya for Star Cinema’s The Healing at inabot ng madaling araw ito, past three a.m. na nakauwi ang aktres.
Bagama’t hindi siya nag-elaborate, she stayed naturally with Mama Milagros Santos the whole day of Sunday dahil time naman ‘yun para i-devote niya ang araw niya sa kanyang ina na meron ng slight dementia.
If there’s one thing with Ate Vi, it’s the fact that she knows how to give back the kind of love that her mom had given her when she was still up and about and not afflicted with dementia.
Come to think of it, kaya good karma ang lady governor ng Batangas ay dahil sa mabait siyang anak and she knows how to take care of her mom now that she’s badly in need of her love and protection.
Of course Ryan Christian and Senator Ralph Recto were there to spend the day with the still glamorous actress. Dapat lang!
Walang insecurity si Sam Pinto
BAGAMA’T hindi naman agaw-eksena ang kanyang acting ability, marami pala ang nai-insecure rito sa alaga ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente na si Sam Pinto.
Hayan nga at matindi raw ang insecurity sa kanya ng isang appealingly brown-skinned actress who tends to be grudge Sam for being telegenic and having a good PR.
So much so na sa gag show na pinagsasamahan nilang dalawa, nawawala raw sa mood ang morenang sexy actress kapag nasa-sight na niya ang beauty ni Sam.
Kahit nga raw sa Regal movie na pagsasamahan nila, the exotic-skinned lady went out of her way to make harang kay Sam na mapasali sa movie nila ni Ogie Alcasid.
Ows? Why naman?
Gandara naman siya at matangkad pa, why should she feel insecure towards the winsome Viva talent?
Well, simple lang. May pagka-kalatang (Hahahahaha! Kalatang daw, o! Hahahahaha!) kasi ang kanyang image whereas Sam is definitely wholesome.
She can wear the sexiest outfit ever but she never loses the high esteem that she gets from the people she’s working with.
Ang sabi nga niyan, respect is not something you can ask for. It’s something that’s freely given because you’ve earned it so.
Deliciously svelte kahit tatlo na ang tsikiting!
AGAW-EKSENA sa launching ng Clara Ole, Ora Mix Mo specialty fried rice mix ang kaseksihan ng nag-host ditong si Suzie Entrata.
Kahit kasi rice lover siya, she seems not to be gaining some excess poundage like most of the women we get to see these days.
“Old style diet ang ginagawa ko,” she explains in earnest. “Lahat kinakain ko pero unti-unti as in.
“I exercise three to four times a week at one hour or thirty minutes.”
Meron daw silang ballet bar. It’s a combination of Pilates and Yoga at ang sarap-sarap daw ng feeling kasi parang you’re into dancing.
“Kumbaga,” she asseverates, “hindi lalaki ang katawan mo na parang heavily muscled ka.”
Along the way, naitanong ng mga press people kung naniniwala raw ba siya sa mga chikang AC/DC ang isa niyang male friend who’s now working with another network.
“Hindi naman,” comes her immediate reply. “Mahilig nga sa chicks ‘yun eh.
“Yun nga lang, parang ‘di nagtatagal ang kanyang mga relasyon for some reasons only he can explain.
“Pero ang sabihin mong he swings both ways, hindi siguro.”
Buti hindi naging sila, pang-ookay ng isang intrigerang entertainment writer.
“Hindi naman,” she enlightens us. “We’re just the best of friends!”
Going back to Clara Ole, Ora Mix Mo specialty fried rice mix, napakadali nitong gamitin.
Ihalo lang ito sa inyong fried rice at kumpleto na ang meal ninyo.
Iwas-pusoy kahit buking na!
MARAMING kadramahan ang hubaderong ito kapag tinatanong tungkol sa relasyon nila ng isang sexy actress na biglang nakipaghiwalay sa kanyang old flame dahil mas preferred nito ang katilam-tilam na sexy actor. Hahahaha!
Kiyemeng kanya na lang daw kung anuman ang set-up na nag-i-exist sa kanilang dalawa pero buking namang sila na nga dahil he has nothing but the nicest and the sweetest words for the brown-skinned actress.
Hay naku! bakit kasi ayaw pang umamin, buking na naman sila.
Bigla tuloy naming naalalang nagdisapir bigla ang tisoy na sexy actor sa isang okasyong pinuntahan namin for the simple reason na unexpectedly, the original boyfriend of the sexy actress he’s having an intimate relationship with right now, was there. Hahahahahahaha!
Gabriel Fajardo every gay’s delight
HE MADE a name for himself in some classy gay bars at the metropolis.
But Gabriel Fajardo’s claim to fame was when he became a part of the top ten hunk of the 2008 PHU Hunk of the year talent search.
Just like most young men, he dreams of becoming an actor.
Would he realize this dream of his soon? Let’s wait and see.
In the meantime, enjoy his succulent body by way of this photo somewhere in this spread.
As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahaha!
Pasalamat si Ferminata at sanggang dikit niya ang bagong manager sa ngayon ni Nora
HINDI nangyari ang heated confrontation na pinangako ni Superstar Nora Aunor oras na mag-meet silang dalawa ni Ferminata, da plastikadang lola. Hahahahaha!
Sa dinami-rami ng mga nakababaliw na sinulat ng ngangaerang matanda, mukhang nakalimutan nang lahat ni Ms. Aunor ang mga ito.
Sa guesting ng Superstar sa Parazzi, pinuntahan daw ng aktres ang plastikadang ngangaerang matanda sa dressing room nito (maybe upon the prodding of her new manager as of now) and all’s well that ends well.
Pero sana, huwag namang plastikin ng taling-harap na bungalya ang aktres at for once ay magpakatotoo naman siya.
Ang tanong, si Aunor raw ba naman kasi ay nagpapakatotoo rin? Hahahahahahahaha!
Your guess is as good as ours! Hakhakhak!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!