Balik sa dating gawi!
I mean, peddling her wares to the DOMs for the love of survival. Hahahahahahahaha!
Dati talaga, matagal din siyang nanahimik alang-alang sa sining.
Alang-alang sa sining raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
Labs naman kasi niya ang kanyang delicious na paparu kahit na more on the Reggie Regalado side lang daw ito.
Hakhakhak! Reggie Regalado nga lang pero hanep naman daw kung chumurva (could it be true? Hahahahaha!) at talaga namang walang humpay.
Walang humpay raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
On top of that, he had a well maintained good body then (he’s fast wasting away into fats these days…Hahahahahahaha!) and was/is absolutely flawless. Hahahahahaha!
But then, as time goes by, she has come to realize that her husband’s earning capacity would not suffice to maintain the kind of lifestyle that they have specially now that they already have children to feed and take care of.
So, napag-isip-isip niyang her papable husband needs an ally to be able to give their children good future.
Kung dati nga naman ay naharbatan niya ng condominium unit, among other things, ang isang Chinese businessman, she can do it again with the right approach.
I mean, without going all the way since she’s already a very much married woman now. Hahahahahaha!
So, ‘yun na nga, she’s now busy doing the rounds of many offices offering her services as a PR lady.
And predictably so, business is infinitely burgeoning and fabulously very much on the upswing. Hahahahahaha!
‘Yun nga lang, nagsisimula nang magreklamo si papa dahil siya na raw ang wait galore ngayon sa pagdating ni mama unlike before when she would be waiting for him when he would be home from work. Hahahahahahahaha!
But then, hindi naman daw nagkukulang si mama dahil service galore pa rin siya sa always waiting to be fellated on na hard as steel na tarugs ni papa. Hahahahahahahaha!
Hitsura talaga ng geisha kay mama. Hahahahahaha!
Pagod na sa kabobola sa mga DOMs para sa kanyang negosyo, (wear ka ba naman ng mga micro mini skirt na body-hugging talaga, pa’no pa makatatanggi ang mga gurangga?
Hahahahahahahaha!), um-um to-death pa pagdating kay papa para huwag maimbierna. Hahahahahahahaha!
How amusing talaga. Hakhakhak!
Tyler hot & succulent!
TYLER describes himself as an ambitious and goal oriented kinda guy. He enjoys working out, staying fit and healthy and enjoying life to its fullest. So don’t be shy lick him to make his dickie bigger.
Kailangan pa bang ma-insecure ni Ate Vi kay Ate Nora?
MS. NORA Aunor’s drum-beaters appear to be losing their marbles.
Losing their marbles raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
For if they are still sane and in control of their minds, why, in heaven’s name, would they have the temerity to say that Governor Vilma santos is supposedly feeling tremendously insecure with Ms. Aunor’s Thy Womb, supposedly a Brilliante Mendoza master piece, when she has The Healing tucked neatly up her sleeves?
At least ‘yung Star Cinema movie ni Ate Vi ay hindi indie kundi mainstream movie with no less than the award-winning director Chito S. Ronio at the helm.
I’m not saying that Brilliante Mendoza is not a top caliber director, he is. But to say that Ate Vi’s movie is a lot more inferior when compared to Aunor’s Thy Womb is a great baloney. Hahahahahahaha!
Ipa-lipo n’yo na lang si Ate Guy, mga lola, para mabawasan ang kanyang burgeoning stomach, ano? Hahahahahahaha!
Maganda pa rin naman sana siya (ayan ha? sabi ko maganda pa ang lola n’yo. Hahahahahahaha!) pero ang tindi ng dating ng kanyang bilblash sa stomach area, it needs not only a tummy tuck but a thorough liposuction as well. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Naku, tigilan n’yo na ang walang kawawaang pananaray kay Ate Vi dahil kayo itong sa kangkungan pupulutin.
Jesus H. Christ! like I said, in their long drawn-out race for super-stardom, it’s the Queenstar for All Seasons who’s been able to emerge palpably victorious.
Period. Walang comma! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Paulo seryoso sa pagiging artista!
MATAPOS manalo ng acting award, lalo pang nagiging seryoso si Paulo Avelino sa kanyang showbiz career.
Hindi nga gaanong pansin ng aktor ang mga tawag sa kanya na One of the Sexiest Men in the Philippines at Next Big Star.
“Masaya ako sa lahat ng blessings na natatanggap ko,” he says positively oozing with smugness. “Di ko masyado iniisip yung mga titulo kundi mas gusto kong pagbutihin ang craft ko,” adds the newest endorser of Ginebra San Miguel’s Gran Matador Light.
Known for his feisty performance as Nathan at the top-rated soap Walang Hanggan, he has recently garnered an award for the indie film Sayaw ng Dalawang Kaliwang Paa where he won as Best Supporting Actor at the 2012 Pasado Awards.
“Gusto kong gumawa ng mas marami pang independent films dahil marami kang matututunan,” he says in earnest
Next in line nga pala sa kanyang nakatakdang gawin ay isang romantic movie under Regal.
On top of that, he feels so blessed to be chosen as an endorser for Gran Matador Light.
Siyempre, isa yata sa mga pinakakilalang kumpanya sa bansa ang Ginebra San Miguel na maker nito.
In his new commercial, Paulo is joined in by lovely fashion and ramp model Petra Dvorakova and singer McCoy Fundales who sang the Gran Matador Light jingle fittingly titled “Gaan” na gusto ko.
“Di ko inaasahan na mapapasama sa mga Ginebra endorsers tulad ni Manny Pacquiao, Dingdong Dantes at Anne Curtis. Gustung-gusto ko ito dahil umiinom talaga ako ng brandy,” he enthuses.
“Base sa aming pag-aaral, bagay na bagay si Paulo sa Gran Matador Light. Hanga kami sa pagiging seryoso niya sa career niya at tiyak na magiging isa siya sa mga pinakamagaling na actor sa mga darating na panahon,” enthuses GSMI marketing manager Nelson Elises.
When it comes to the actresses that he’s looking forward to do some project with, he dreams of working with Kim Chiu, Anne Curtis and Sarah Geronimo. He also admires women like Ms. Dawn Zulueta and Julia Montes, who, according to him, happens to be exemplary actresses.
“For me,” he avers, “the sexiest thing about a woman is her brain. I find Dawn Zulueta and Julia Montes sexy. Very stimulating silang kausap.”
Treachery, love & sacrifice
BONGGACIOUS ang newest afternoon soap ng GMA7 titled “Faithfully” that is starred in no less than by five of the most intriguing women of today in Tinsel Town.
Slated to take the place of Broken Bow at GMA’s Afternoon Prime, it stars Maxene Magalona as Stella Quillamor,
Isabel Oli as Megan Briones, Vanessa del Moral as Dina Carvajal, Michelle Madrigal as Luchie Trajano, and introducing Isabelle Daza as Misha Villar.
They’re ably supported by Marc Abaya and hunky Mike Tan who delineates the role of Perry Escano.
Anyway, the newest Kapuso drama deals about love, treachery, and vengeance.
Making the soap more exciting are the presence of Miggs Cuaderno, Jamaica Olivera, the hunky and appealing Victor Aliwalas as Dan Belmonte, the intriguing Will Devaughn delineating the role of Luke Gallanoaa, Kevin Santos, Timmy Cruz in the role of Gloria Mariano, and Ms. Chanda Romero essaying the enigmatic Amanda Quillamor.
Under the direction of Mike Tuviera from the original script of RJ Nuevas, Faithfully is filled with drama, mystery and suspense as the families and friendships of these women are ruined by secrets and lies.
Faithfully is slated to detonate on your teevee sets on the 18th of June right after “Kasalanan Bang Ibigin Ka?” on GMA Afternoon Prime.
Work to death alang-alang kay papa!
INDEED, the things that women can for the love of the men they love.
Perfect example itong young singer/dancer/actress who’s presently working like hell all for the love of her daks papa. Hahahahahahaha!
Martyr talaga sa Golgotha, if you’ll ask me. Hakhakhak!
Imagine, para mag-survive sila ng kanyang jobless sa ngayong karelasyon, peddle talaga siya ng mga siomai at siopao sa mga malls at dance instructor rin on the side. Hahahahahahahaha!
Laban ka? Hitsura ni Curacha, ang babaeng walang pahinga pero sagana naman sa churva. Hakhakhak!
Wala talaga siyang kapaguran in exchange of the kind of ethereal happiness that she supposedly gets out of his papa’s huge nota.
Kung bakit kasi dead na dead talaga ang dati’y sikat namang dancer/actress na ‘to sa kanyang papa gayung di naman ito gaanong freshness (the guy must be in his late 30s or early 40s already.. Hahahahahaha!) at wala pang diskarte when it comes to work.
But then, love is like that. It’s hard to understand and unfathomable.
Perfect example itong si Ate na Siomai Queen na sa ngayon dahil ito ang kanyang walang kapagurang tinitinda para buhayin lang ang hotdog ni papa. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Siomai sa umaga, hotdog naman sa gabi. Hahahahahahaha!
Good combination if you’ll ask me, specially so that her papa’s succulent dingdong is supposedly long and succulent. Hahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!