Dakotang massage clinic operator natu-trauma sa demands ng bilmokong GF!

HAHAHAHAHA! Dahil hindi naman masyadong liquid, traumatic daw para sa isang young operator ng isang high-end na massage clinic somewhere in Lipa, na talaga namang dinarayo sa ngayon ng mga celebrity dahil sa naiibang therapeutic massage na inio-offer nito sa ngayon na talaga namang infinitely relaxing at sobrang therapeutic, ang relasyon niya lately sa isang sexy starlet na sobra kung mag-demand nang kung ano-ano sa kanya to the point na sumasakit na raw ang ulo nito dahil ang feeling niya’y gustuhin man niya’y ‘di niya makakayang ibigay ang luho ng sexy starlet.

Minsan nga raw nagpabili ng gown ang starlet, halos pagpawisan nang malalagkit ang gwaping na massage clinic operator dahil eleven thousand lang naman ang halaga nito. Para sa mga rich papas ng starlet, wala lang ‘yun pero para sa negosyanteng nagsisimula pa lang, medyo malaking pera na ‘yun. Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya raw sa ngayon, problemadong talaga ang young businessman dahil inasmuch as he’d like to give in to the numerous requests of the cunning starlet, he just can’t because it’s his liquidity that he’s worried about.

Nagsisimula pa nga lang naman ang kanyang negosyo, baka mahurot kapag nagpatuloy ang huthuterang starlet sa kanyang demands.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, the macho and good-looking massage clinic operator seems to be the target of bisexuals actors in the business of late.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mereseng may kalayuan, go raw talaga roon ang mga kilalang bisexuals sa showbiz na kinabibilangan ng isang kontrobersyal na brown-skinned matinee idol na hanggang ngayo’y palihim pa ring iniiyakan ng isang maganda sana at sosyal na aktres pero may pagkaaning-aning naman ever.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Maliban sa kanya, go rin ang beauty ng isang not-so-young actor na pahada during his youth but has now purportedly shifted to the other side of the sexual meadow. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kumbaga, the one being pursued is now the active pursuer. Hakhakhak!

Kahit ang young actor na may building acquisition (matuk mo ‘yan, nagka-building agad considering the hard times that we are in right now? Hahahahahahahaha!) ay nahihilig ding magpunta roon. Hahahahahahahaha!

Even this mature actor who once was very hunky during his youth happens to be one of the massage clinic’s habitues. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi kaya later on ay ang machong may ari na ang magbigay ng special massage sa mga tagong vaklung sa showbusiness wearing nothing but a revealing thong? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Most probably! Most probably raw talaga, o! (Kaaliw! Hakhakhakhak!) lalo na’t soo taba and oooooh sooo haba raw talaga ang tarugs nito.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mga bakla talaga, mereseng may kalayuan, travel to death sila just to have a taste of his throbbing and succulent dingdong! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Tyler Bachtel loves nudity!

TYLER Bachtel is all of 28 years of age but looks a lot younger with his lean, muscular body that’s devoid of any ounce of fats.

He’s from Dublin, Ireland and has got no qualms in baring his endowments if it would mean a job for his subsistence. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Look at his succulent and mouth-watering photo somewhere in this spread and be the judge if he qualifies as the man of your nocturnal fantasy and illusion.

As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahahaha!

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‘Aryana’ bagong kinababaliwan!

KAHIT siguro ang ABS-CBN ay nagulat sa fabulous acceptance sa fantasy soap na “Aryana” that’s being delineated with aplomb by teenage actress Ella Cruz whose extremely telegenic features appears to have caught the fancy of most young men of today.

Totoo ka, fabulous ang response sa kanilang fantasy soap bago mag-TV Patrol kaya biglang idinagdag ang isa pang character para mas exciting ang afternoon soap in the person of Dom Roque.

Anyway, unang nakita ang riveting presence ni Ella Cruz sa evening soap nina Piolo Pascual at Cristine Reyes and from then on, things have never been the same for the extremely telegenic young actress.

One thing remarkable about this young actress happens to be her being a good actress.

Bagama’t baguhan lang siya, buong ningning na niyang nagagampanan ang kanyang role.

No wonder, young men are riveted to their TV sets because they really would want to have a more perusing look at her comeliness.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Bakit raw bumubulun-bulong na lang si Kuya?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Amusing ang commentaries ng entertainment press tungkol sa acting these days ng isang brown- skinned actor sa isang teleserye. Hahahahahahahaha!

Pano raw kasi, hindi na raw nagiging audible minsan ang dialogs nito dahil kadalasa’y bumubulung-bulong na lang ito. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Baka idol si Ms. Imelda Papin during her Pag-ibig Bakit Ka Ganyan days na talaga namang halos bumubumung-bulong na lang when it comes to her dialogs’ delivery. Hahahahahahaha!

Joke!

Anyway, marami ang nakapupunang his machismo seems to have palpably diminished and he’s now treading the path of bisexuality that’s most prevalent these days among young and not-so-young actors. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yan kasi ang hirap kapag bata ka pa’y nagsi-service ka na sa mga vaklung. At one point, you’ll have the tendency to become one of them.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sayang na sayang si kuya, katilam-tilam pa naman ang very delicious na tarugs ever.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Blooming talaga si Governor Vi!

MARAMI ang nakapupunang very refreshing ang aura ni Governor Vilma Santos sa kanyang pharmacy commercial. Looking at it, you’ll never have the impression that the woman you’re gawking at happens to have stayed in the business for five decades already.

One thing with Ate Vi, she still looks young and leading-lady material after some five decades in the business.

Honestly, she even looks younger in that commercial as compared to the ones she did a year or two ago. Hahahahaha!

Ayaw ng mga detractors niya nang ganyan! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, that’s what clean living can do to a person and having a clean slate as well.

Wala naman kasing mean streak sa kanyang system ang ating lady governor kaya she projects just that on cam.

‘Yung iba kasi, nuknukan ng pagka plastikada kaya ‘yun ang naka-capture, in full regalia, ng camera. Hahahaha!

Need I say more? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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