‘Di man lang maalala ang dating kachurvahan at anak nila!

MAY amnesia raw ba ang dakotang young actor na ‘to?

Lately kasi, obvious na blooming talaga ang kanyang career and all because of the efficient handling of his manager of his showbiz career.

Talaga namang apart from the fact na tumaas ang range ng kanyang talent fees, lalo ring naging sosi ang kanyang itzu dahil bukod sa kanyang very generous manager, suma-sideline pa rin daw siya on the side sa ibang vaklung na nagtitilam-tilam sa kanyang sooo taba and oooh-sooo habang tarugs. Hakhakhak!

Obviously, he seems to have become more preoccupied with money-making ventures, much to the chagrin of his former live-in mate who’s now willing to go bold all for the love of subsistence.

Sana raw, sa panahon ng kanyang pananagana ay maalala naman niya ang kanyang anak.

Not so much raw on the part of his former ‘wife’ since she can always fend for herself but more on the kid that he has sired.

Matuto ka namang magbigay ng sustento, kuya, since dalawa naman kayong gumawa ng batang ‘yan.

Don’t get carried away with your fame because, that, along with other things that you’re enjoying at the moment, are fleeting and ephemeral.

It’s comparable to your huge erection. It doesn’t stay that long, right? Hahahahahahahahaha!

At one point, your dick becomes limp and listless and devoid of energy (devoid of energy raw, o! Hahahahaha!).

‘Yun na!

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Hataw ang SIR!

O, DI BA naman? Kung dati-rati’y somewhat in limbo ang Showbiz Inside Report (SIR) ng ABS CBN, this time it has acquired a life of its own and has become the showbiz-oriented show to watch on a Saturday afternoon right after It’s Showtime.

Totoo ka! Kinakabog na nito ang mga kapanabayang programa at pati mga hosts ay kaliwa’t kanan na rin ang raket at career.

Carmina Villaroel is presently starring in at Lorenzo’s Time that features Zaijian Jaranilla in the title role and is ably supported by Amy Austria, James Blanco, Alfred Vargas, Joel Torre and Ms. Amy Austria, among many  others.

Si Janice de Belen naman, on the other hand, is co-starring with Ms. Vilma Santos and Kim Chiu at Star Cinema’s soon to detonate suspense thriller The Healing in cinemas near you.

Kahit si Pareng Ogie Diaz ay eskalera rin ang role sa top-rating soap ng Dos na Walang Hanggan.

On Joey Marquez’ part, nasa planning stage na ang remake ng Palibhasa Lalake kung saan co-starring sila ng kanyang bossom buddies Richard Gomez and John Estrada.

Totoo ka! Ayaw na talagang paawat ang hosts ng SIR at tulad ng kanilang pabongga nang pabonggang rating, mukhang unstoppable nang talaga ang paghirit ng kanilang popularidad.

Laban ka? Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Abangan nga pala sa Sabado ng hapon ang mga pasabog ng grupo sa kanilang hot na hot na showbiz oriented program, SIR!

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Nothing but praises for Ate Vi’s professionalism

SPEECHLESS pala ang mga co-stars ni Queenstar Vilma Santos sa The Healing ng Star Cinema.

Sa totoo, naging instant Vilmanians sina Pokwang, Janice de Belen, Ynez Veneracion at Martin del Rosario sa husay niyang umarte at professionalism.

Hitsurang running a fever ang affable Batangas governor, she makes it a point to report on the set all made-up and letter perfect with her lines.

Wala rin siyang angal kahit na abutin ng madaling araw ang kanilang shooting mereseng maaga pa siyang magri-report sa Batangas in connection with her gubernatorial chore.

That’s how professional the Queenstar is, kaya naman she’s avidly loved by her constituents and her Vilmanians all over the archipelago as well.

Anyway, Ate Vi and her husband Senator Ralph Recto are going to be the recipient of a special award/recognition today coming from the University of the Philippines in commemoration of their 60th UP National College of Public Governance that will be held at the Edsa Shangrila Hotel.

Hindi na talaga maabot si Governor Vi. One after another ang awards at recognitions na kanyang tinatanggap lately na dapat lang naman dahil napaka-dedicated at trustworthy niyang government official.

To Ate Vi and Senator Ralph, our heartfelt congratulations!

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Nag-commit lang nang magpa-circumcise na ever! (Hahahahahaha!)

DATI pala’y pa-MU-MU lang ang sexy actress na ‘to at ang kanyang foreigner na paparu.

For some reasons, may resistance raw na magpa-circumcise ang ombaw, one thing na hindi raw talaga felanggetch ng aktresa mereseng dakota ito dahil very particular siya (the girlaletch…Hahahahaha!) sa cleanliness ng isang tao.

Honestly, kahit kasi malinis naman sa katawan ang ombre, di maitatangging magkakaroon talaga ng particular smell ang notes nito (may particular smell raw ang notes, o! Hakhakhak!) na kind of pungent ang dating.

Pungent daw talaga ang dating, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Na-sense siguro ng ombaw ang dilemma ng kanyang mamaru kaya one day, he went to the nearest doctor and had his dick circumcised.

Hahahahahahaha!

Well, if that is not love, we don’t know what is! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Rapsa-rapsa nga namang i-fellate (i-fellate raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) ang devoid of sapalic (sapalic daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) manisfestations na nota. Hahahahahahahaha!

Bukod sa so bango na, very much cuddle-some pa. Cuddle-some raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Hottest Brazilian Hunk!

THERE’S no doubt that he’s the hottest Brazilian hunk in the US of A today.

His erotic photos are being avidly followed by his besotted followers all over the globe.

Indeed, Edilson Nascimento’s charm is overpowering the senses specially so when he’s outfitted in nothing but his succulent thongs and the briefest of brief. Hahahahahahaha!

As always, bawal ang magtikol! Hahahahahaha!

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Speechless sa bagong recognition!

PARANG somewhat dazed si Sam Pinto sa second time around na pananalo niya sa FHM’s Sexiest Women.

Matalo ba naman niya sina Angel Locsin, Marian Rivera, among many others, isn’t that an achievement you ought to be proud of?

One thing with Sam, nagbunga ang maganda niyang PR sa mga male fans niya, lalo na ‘yung gwaping na ombre in particular, na gumagastos talaga nang malaki manalo lang ang idolo niya.

I’m sure na prior to her proclamation night, (is that how the event is called?) iti-treat na naman ni Sam ang kanyang loyal follower na ‘to na bukod sa tall and good-looking na, ay walang sawang sumusuporta pa sa lahat ng endeavors ng alaga ni Ms. Claire.

Congrats, Sam. Deserving ka naman talagang manalo dahil unique ang beauty mo at personalidad.

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Say ni Lola Fermi, kapag friend ka raw niya, mga lihim mo’y pakakaingatan! (Charot!)

NAKAKATAWA naman ang pralaletch ni Lola Fermi, da chabokang gurangga. Hahahahahahaha!

Imagine, patula niyang pala-palaging sinasabi sa column niya na kapag friend ka raw niya, ang lihim mo’y pakaiingatan niya. Hakhakhak! (Hayan, lola, ang salitang ugat ang inuulit…Hahahahaha!)

Press release!

Alam naman nating ultimong kaliit-liitang lihim mong alam niya ay bubukalkakalin niya oras na magkatampuhan kayo at di mo na siya give ng anda. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Did I hit the nail right on its head, dah’lin?

Perfect example na lang si Piolo Pascual na noo’y ganon na lang kung protektahan kuno ni ngangaera, da lukresyang lola. Hahahahahahahaha!

Pero nang magkatampuhan sila, hayan at tinitilad-tilad (her very word…Hakhakhak!) niyang parang Piling Bikol sa araw-araw na ginawa ng Diyos.

Cheap!

Buti na lang at nasanay na si Papa P. sa kaokrayan ng guranggetch na itetch.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Kaya lately, mereseng nagtutungayaw almost on a daily basis ang wrangler na bungal ang arrive (bungalya raw ang arrive, o! Hahahahahahahaha!), mum is the word na lang si Papa P and he seems not to care one bit if Fermi would berate him non-stop in her cheap columns. Harharhar!

Dapat lang! Anda-oriented lang naman ang gurangis na ‘to, it’s but fitting and proper that Papa Piolo should ignore her at all cost!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Magsama na lang kayo ni halitosis queen na si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Cashtrue dahil bagay na bagay kayo.

Hahahaha!

Period. Ayoko ng tsaakkkaaaah! Hahahahahaha!

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