Ginetlag ang TF ng alaga dahil sa addiction sa casino!

NAKALULUNGKOT naman ang naging ending ng career ng mabait naman sana, in fairness, na talent manager/choreographer na ‘to.

Dati-rati, blooming as in totally burgeoning ang kanyang career and the afternoon soap she was in charge of was really raking in lots of dough.

But money, to quote an adage, is the root of all evil.

Before long, she was hooked gambling in the casino, practically most of her savings were exhausted, she had no alternative left but to scrimp on the soap’s budget.

Dahil nagtitipid nga, she had to let go of the competent in house writer her production outfit was regularly employing and had to do, of necessity, the working script herself.

Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Dahil sa cheap na ang mga plot ng kwento, nag-suffer ang ratings and before long, it (rating) plummeted ignominiously, the network had no other choice but to have the show axed.

Ang nakalulungkot, dahil sa kasusugal niya, pati mga talents niya’y unti-unting nangagsipag-alisan, hanggang sa ang matira na lang sa kanya ay ang mga next-in-line-talents na maituturing at mga ‘old veterans’ na wala namang arrive sa publiko dahil para silang mga ‘generic’ beauties (Generic beauties raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!).

How gross! Hakhakhak!

Anyway, sa kasusugal niya, pati mga talents fees ng kanyang mga talents ay kanyang nadidekwat na.

Lately, crying hyena (crying hyena raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) ang isa niyang next-in-line talent dahil nadiskubre nitong ‘sinunog’ (hinipat, dinekwat…Hahahahahaha! how embarrassing!) ng kanyang lady manager ang kanyang talent fee amounting to a cool 150 grand.

A fortune already in as far as her talent is concerned. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dahil dito, baka raw magbabu na rin sa kanya ang talent niyang ito na isa pa naman sa kanyang regular na pinagkakakitaan lately. Hahahahahahahaha!

Hay, naku! when will you ever learn, my dear? Baka ang ending ay matulad ka roon sa isang veteran entertainment writer na halos sa casino na nalatira at nanghihipat ng mga barya-baryang balato sa mga nanalo para makapaglaro pa rin.

What a waste!

At any rate, it’s never too late for you to straighten your path, amiga.

But if you insist on your casino addiction, then there’s no other way but to plunge straight down.

Ngayon namin na-realize kung bakit lumipat na ng ibang manager ang number one mong talent.

Wala nga namang future kung saiyo pa siya magtityaga dahil mukhang hopeless case ka na.

How sad!

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Panalo ang ‘One True Love’ ng GMA

FRESHNESS ang tandem nina Alden Richards at Louise delos Reyes sa One True Love ng GMA.

Sa totoo, nagbi-blend talaga ang physical allure nilang dalawa at para silang Hollywood actors sa ganda ng kanilang projection.

‘Yung poster na lang kanilang soap ay parang mala-Somewhere In Time na may pagka-classic ang dating.

Nag-evolve na rin ang kanilang mga hitsura at napaka-papable ng arrive ni Alden with his fresh handsomeness that reminds you of the Hollywood heartthrobs wayback during the 80s and the 90s when actors were unblemished and pure.

Si Louise naman ay gumanda ng 100% at napaka-trim and svelte talaga ng katawan at ang maganda pa sa kanya, may height siya kaya hindi unanic (dwarfish in English, honey! Hahahahahahaha!) ang dating at complimentary sa hitsura ni Alden.

Kaya panoorin ninyo ang kanilang against all odds na love story starting June 11 (it will replace My Beloved) on GMA Telebabad.

Mula sa inspited direction ni Andoy Ranay at sa original script ni Ms. Suzette Doctolero, One True Love will positively touch your heart and inspire audiences to fall in love at all cost.

Mapanonood ito right after “Makapiling Kang Muli.”

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Regular na nota ang naging waterloo!

PANALO sana ang arrive ng matinee idol na hunk material na ‘to when he came to the network he became a part of for quite sometime.

Panalo sana siya anyway you look at it by virtue of his good skin tone, hunky looks and body, along with his long legs and penetrating pair of eyes that are fringed with thick long lashes all his very own.

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Insecure nga sa kanyang riveting handsomeness ang mga talents sa nasabing network but his hope of becoming an important actor vanished overnight when it has become obvious that he was not a good actor material.

That he has nothing but good looks to keep him going and do some steamy love scenes on the side that has also exposed another liability of his -  his dick happens to be pathetically small as compared to his bulky body. Hahahahahahaha!

Actually, it’s not small really. It”s more on the average size but his height and bemuscled body make it appear smaller than it actually is. Hahahahahahaha!

Nevertheless, naaning-aning pa rin sa kanya ang isang vaklung na hangap sa ratbulites.
Hahahahahahaha!

Hangap daw sa ratbulites, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nga lang, hindi naman masapatan nito ang needs ng regular na ombre na somewhat complicated in nature. Hahahahahaha!

Siyempre, maliban sa ‘relevance’, feel din nitong magka-’career’ bilang aktor. Isang bagay na di kayang ibigay ng supsuperang vaklung (Supsuperang vaklung daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!).

Kaya sa ngayon, di malaman ng aktor kung sa kanilang bansa mag-i-stay o magtitiyaga pa rin sa Pinas.

Oh, well, that’s life. It can’t be too fulfilling and too depressing either.

What you need to have is an attitude that’s devoid of any delusions and can accept anything that fate has to offer.

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Dapat lang na mag-unwind naman si Ate Vi

BEING the governor of a city like Batangas is no joke.

In here, you need to have enormous patience and the unmatched perseverance of a Mother Theresa. Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya naman, para huwag masagad ang kanyang katawan at pag-iisip at ma-renew ang kanyang sometimes too frayed nerves, she needs to travel from time to time to recharge some lost energy.

Another thing, bonding time rin ito ni Queenstar Vilma Santos with Senator Ralph Recto and their son Ryan and the rest of her family who usually become her travel entourage or companions.

The moment they’re back on the 17th, apart from her commitments in Batangas, she needs to squeeze in some meetings with the Star Cinema people in connection with the promo of her movie with Kim Chiu The Healing that’s slated to get shown sometime in July.

Hapy trip, Ate Vi.

Baka may pasalubong naman tayong imported chocolates riyan. Hahahahahahahaha!

It’s unfortunate that I wasn’t able to meet with you at the presscon of your latest endorsement – the Generics Pharmacy, because of our radio show at DWIZ but the next time around, I would have our show taped so I could see you and have some interesting chitchat with you.

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Radio show ni Ferminata pinandidirihan!

PINANDIDIRIHAN pala ng mga radio addicts ang radio show ng ngangaerang si Ferminata.
Hahahaha!

Pa’no naman daw kasi, the aging radio and teevee host would do nothing but greet her ‘sponsors’ on the air, along with personalities that are most ‘supportive’ (in short gibsona ng anda…Hahahahaha!) of her needs.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Cheapanggetch, di ba naman? Hayan at siniswelduhan siya ng estasyon but she does nothing but greet some people who happen to be her sources of andalu.

Sources of andaletch daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

How exceedingly cheap! Hakhakhak!

Ito talagang si Nganga, oo, wala nang ibang ginawa kundi pagkakitaan ang anumang outlet na kanyang napi-penetrate. Hakhakhak!

Kita n’yo nga ang columns niya at shopwcase talaga ng kanyang main source of income.

Main source of income raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Saan ka naman nakakita ng host na sa last twn minutes lang halos nagbabalita at mas nauuna pa ang tabloids columns niya sa kanyang mga tsinitsika. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiring talaga. Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

One Comment

  1. Maria

    June 10, 2012 at 2:19 am

    Parang si Joy Concio at Sexbomb girls itong nasa first blind item. Tama kaya ako? Pero sino itong nasa blind item ng “Regular na nota ang naging waterloo!” Hindi ko talaga makuha. Anybody knows? Salamat.

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