Pinaglumaan na ng panahon ang pasabog ni BB Gandanghari!

PINAGTAWANAN naman ang pasabog kuno ni BB Gandang Hari lately na idi-divulge raw niya, if the price is right, ang big-named actor na nakarelasyon niya nu’ng time na siya’y Rustom Padilla pa and was the epitome’ of mouth-watering masculine good looks.

Pa’no nga naman, ang tagal-tagal nang pinag-usapan ‘yun sa show business at marami naman ang nakaaalam who he was alluding to. Hakhakhak!

Ang patutsada nga ng mga vaklush, walang-wala na raw siguro sa kamalayan ng nasabing aktor (the one he got involved with an aeon ago… Hahahahahahaha!) ang beauty ni BB these days lalo na’t mujer na mujer na siya at anorexic-looking to boot.

Hahahahahaha!

Kung bakit naman kasi nagpaka-mujer pa when he was more attractive and sexually appealing to boot with his toned muscles and over-all masculine aura. Hahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, sabi nga ni Eugene Domingo sa blockbuster movie niyang Kimmy Dora & The Temple of Kiyeme under Star Cinema, wala raw basagan ng trip. Hakhakhak!

Oo nga naman! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakababaliw pa, may mga nag-i-insinuate na may bangga raw si BB sa asawa sa ngayon ng ex niyang si Carmina Villaroel na si Zoren Legaspi.

Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Ano ba ‘yan? Hahahahahahahaha!

And speaking of Carmina, (biglang segue way raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) bonggacious ang unang soap nito sa ABS-CBN na Lorenzo’s Time under the direction of Jerome Chavez Pobocan and Tots Mariscal Sanchez.

The unique ailment “progeria”, a rare genetic condition where the aging process is abnormally exacerbated, thereby making an otherwise very young individual look prematurely old.

Para mapahaba ang kanyang buhay, his immediate family members had come to the decision of letting him undergo the process of cryonics until such time that a cure to his baffling ailment will be found.

Unique ang premise ng istorya at first time lang na ita-tackle ito on national television.

Pa’no mo nga naman tatanggapin ang katotohanang wala na ang mga mahal mo sa buhay when you ‘woke-up’ from your condition after 30 years?

Bongga talaga ang soap na ‘to ng ABS CBN na ii-air starting July 2 sa Primetime Bida ng Dos.

Kasama rito ni Carmina sina Zaijan Jaranilla, Ms. Gina Pareno, Alfred Vargas (who’s a lot slimmer and looking  so good at the presscon, the working press found themselves staring at him longingly.. Hahahahaha!), James Blanco, Rommel Padilla, and Ms. Amy Austria.

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Jed Hill’s irresistible machismo!

HE’S in his late 20s but Jed Hill is definitely irresistible and one of the hottest fashion and ramp models in America today. His photo shoot in Italy is definitely eye-catching and a veritable collector’s item.

Baring for his magazine pictorials, he’s got no hang-up in baring his muscular body for the readers to ogle at.

But in person, he’s more reserved and, would you believe? quite conservative. Hahahahahahahaha!

As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Ate Vi’s professionalism

DAHIL siguro sa kanyang so tiring and highly enervating activities for the past few days, nilagnat si Governor Vilma Santos, she had to take some day off from her sometimes too enervating duties as governor.

Nevertheless, monitor to death pa rin siya in her sick bed (what an ideal public servant she is indeed!) sa activities ng kanyang mga tauhan in connection with the annual festivities in Balayan that will culminate on Sunday.

As of presstime, pinalitan ng kanyang personal doctor ang kanyang antibiotic dahil off and on pa rin ang kanyang fever, she needs complete bedrest.

Well, take it easy, Ate Vi. Health is wealth and we just need to take good care of ourselves because a good and healthy body, along with a sound mind, make everything work.

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SIR humahataw sa ratings dahil sa kakaibang atake sa showbiz balita

STILL on Carmina, her showbiz-oriented talkshow at ABS-CBN, Showbiz Inside Report, with Joey Marquez, Janice de Belen and Ogie Diaz is fast becoming the show to watch every Saturday afternoon.

Their trending showbiz-oriented talk show, based from the data assiduously gathered by the Kantar Media, has been able to upstage it’s rival showbiz-oriented program at GMA, Startalk, with an impressive national TV ra- ting of 8% last Saturday (Hunyo 16) compared to its rival’s 6.3% national rating.

Tampok sa nasabing episode ang in depth analysis sa tatlo sa pinakapinag-uusapang showbiz daddies ngayon na sina Richard Gomez, Eddie Gutierrez, at Rommel Padilla. Marami ang kinilig at na-inspire sa never-before-heard revelations nina Richard at Eddie tungkol sa kung papaano sila nabago ng pagiging ama at ang mga pinagdaanan nila upang mapatatag ang kanilang pamilya, sa tulong na rin ng mga misis nilang sina Lucy Torres at Annabelle Rama.

Samantala, naging worldwide trending topic naman sa Twitter si Rommel dahil sa eksklusibo niyang pagbabahagi sa SIR ng kanyang mga saloobin tungkol sa pagiging ama ng mga anak niyang iba-iba ang mga ina, kabilang ang panganay ni Karla Estrada at ngayo’y Kapamilya teen sensation na si Daniel Padilla. Muling samahan ngayong Sabado (Hunyo 23) sina Carmina Villaroel, Janice de Belen, Joey Marquez, at Ogie Diaz sa isa na namang masusing pagkilala sa tunay na pagkatao ng mga pinakamalalaking artistang laman ng headlines ngayon.

Huwag palampasin ang trending Saturday entertainment talk show ng ABS-CBN, Showbiz Inside Report, tuwing 2:30 ng hapon, pagkatapos ng It’s Showtime. Para sa karagdagang updates, mag-log on sa www.abs-cbn.com, sundan ang @SIRTV- Official sa Twitter, o i-‘like’ ang Facebook fanpage na http://www.facebook.com/ShowbizInsideReport.AbsCbn.

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Maricel Soriano sa ospital na halos nakatira (Mang Dolphy may kabaong na late 60s pa lang)

TAHIMIK lang at sans funfare pero sa Makati Med na pala halos nakatira si Ms. Maricel Soriano dahil gusto nitong nakatutok talaga sa latest bulletin ng kondisyon nang kanyang tatay-tatayan sa show business na si Mang Dolphy.

Pinatunayan ni Maria na ‘blood is thicker than water’.

Hindi man sila related by blood kundi simply by affinity, daig pa sa mag-ama ang kanilang relasyon.

Anyway, sang-ayon kay Madam Dolor Guevarra, ang manager nina Eric Quizon at Carmina Villaroel, na-dialysis na raw si Mang Dolphy at bumubuti na kahit papano ang kalagayan dahil na rin marahil sa sama-samang dasal ng mga taong nagmamahal sa kanya.

Kay Mang Dolphy pa rin, late 60s palang ay nakabili na raw ito ng kanyang kabaong for a cool one million.

Hindi pa man nauuso ang bilihan ng ‘lote’ sa Loyola, nauna na siyang nakabili ng lupa roon.

Ganyan ka-practical ang Comedy King. Hindi pa man umuulan, nagpapayong na siya.

Wishing for your speedy recovery, Mang Dolphy. A lot of people believe that it’s not yet the end of the line in as far as you’re concerned.

Dapat lang!

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Size is might

OKRAY naman ang mga intriga alluding to the amusing stories that this young sexy actress is supposedly jolted to the unexpected (unexpected daw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) reality that her hunky live in mate for many good year is not that well-endowed just the way she had envisioned it to be and is more or less on the Reggie Regalado side.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Dapat kasi bago magdesisyong lumagay sa tahimik, mag-experiment muna para di magsisi.

Para di raw magsisi, o! Hakhakhak!

Ma-imagine mo nga namang ang tatalbog lang pala sa notrisyus ni papa ay isang di naman hunky ang itzu at parang regular guy lang pero mas may dating pala at que sabroso ang nota. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dahil rapsa-rapsa nga, biglang natauhan si ate at nakalimutan ang kabaliwan sa kanyang kokote at head over heels in love na naman daw (Hahahahahaha!) sa bago niyang kachurvahan. Hakhakhak!

Kaaning!

Wala kasi ‘yan sa height. Lalong wala rin sa hunkiness ng katawan.

It’s supposedly how often a man masturbates (Hahahahahaha! could it be true?) or it has got to do with genetics.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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