Winner sa isang reality show at male singer na matagal nang pinagdududahan ang machismo, mag-on!
EYEBROWS were raised at a recent showbiz gathering when this good-looking winner of a recently concluded reality show and this rumored to be closet queen singer/actor came in full regalia using one car and appeared to be chummy the whole evening. Hahahahahaha!
Talaga raw walang keber sa ibang tao ang dalawa and they only have eyes for each other. Hakhakhak!
Ang chika, matagal na rin daw namang may nakaiinggit na closeness ang dalawa prior to the taller guy’s joining this popular talent search on teevee.
And to think na akala nang nakararami ay 100% male ang grand winner, ‘yun pala’y may modicum streak of homosexuality rin ito. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Pa’no na kaya ngayon ang mga nag-iilusyong vaklung at mujeres sa gandang lalaki ni Kuya? Hahahahaha!
It seems as if they heading for a big heartbreak. Hahahahahaha!
Objectively speaking, gwaping naman sana si papa. ‘Yun nga lang, the more you listen to him talk, the more his softness becomes all the more apparent. Hahahahahaha!
Another thing, ‘di naman talaga hunk material si kuya since ang kanyang upper torso lang ang maganda pero parang alimango ang beauty niya kapag outfitted na in shorts. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
At any rate, that erotic thing that dangles provocatively in between his legs purportedly doesn’t disappoint.
Kaya nga raw um-um to-the-max si ate (ate raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) habang hindi pa nahihipat ng iba si kuya.
Flattered si Sam Pinto pero ayaw niya itong gawing isyu
SABI ng kanyang talent manager na si Ms. Claire dela Fuente, flattered naman daw ang alaga niyang si Sam Pinto kapag marami ang nagsasabing napakaganda ng registration nito sa Boy Pick-Up: The Movie, na joint venture ng GMA Films at Regal Entertainment.
To be honest, a lot of male are comparing her feminine allure to that of the movie’s leading-lady Solenn Heus- saff.
“Maganda si Sam at maganda rin si Solenn,” points out Ms. Claire objectively. “Siguro, depende na lang ‘yun sa tumitingin.”
“Siyempre may mga taong gusto ang sweetness ng personalidad ni Sam,” she opines, “in the same manner na marami rin ang may gusto sa fiery personality ni Solenn.
“I guess there’s no point of comparison since both of them are beautiful in their own unique ways.”
Oo nga naman.
But objectively speaking, mas nagustuhan namin ang registration ni Sam sa movie na ‘to since the director Dominic Zapata has been able to capture her at her loveliest.
Ang maganda kasi kay Sam, wala siyang bad angle na maituturing kaya kahit saang anggulo mo siya kunan, she really registers well.
Malaking bagay rin ang kanyang pagiging photogenic talaga in the sense na capture na capture on cam ang kanyang angelic features na na-highlight nang todo-todo sa bonggang camera angling at sosyal na close-up shots ni Direk Dominic.
Palabas pa rin hanggang sa ngayon ang wacky offering na ‘to ng Regal at GMA.
Do watch it in cinemas near you. Matatawa talaga kayo sa mga kabaliwan dito ni Ogie da Pogi Alcasid at ng kanyang mga kasamang artista.
Pareho ang diskarte ng daks at regular na young actor!
NAKATATAWA namang magkapareho pala ang diskarte ng dalawang young actor na ‘to kung pangtsi-chicks ang pag-uusapan.
‘Yung isa, (the better actor and the more popular one) dahil mahigpit si ‘mama’, ‘di na niya magawang mang-chicks nang hayagan kaya mga bit players na lang ang kanyang kinakana sa set ng kanyang soap o pelikula man.
Dahil gwaping at sikat sa ngayon, wah tanggi siyempre ang mga extras or bit players dahil karangalan nga naman nilang matikman ang sikat at mahusay na aktor.
Immaterial na lang siguro kung more on the regular side lang ang tarugs ni Kuya. After all, he is tremendously good in bed (tsalap, tsalap, tsalap! Hahahahahaha!) and very handsome too, not to mention the fact that he’s a veritable macho. Hahahahahahaha!
Ito namang ikalawang libogerong young actor ay ganon din halos ang diskarte. Kapag napuna niyang panay ang tingin sa kanya ng isang fansita, makikipag-date siya rito at kangkangan to-the-max sila to their libido’s content.
‘Yun nga lang, ayaw na niyang makipagkitang muli. Hahahahaha!
The next time around na mag-text o tumawag ang fansita, cannot be reached na ang kanyang phone.
Ang pagkakaiba lang nila, daks itong ikalawang aktor and taller, too!
His eyes are pretty tantalizing that’s why women from all walks of life are swooning and can’t help falling for his succulent dick and machismo.
Sooo haba and oh-sooo taba raw ang tarugs ni kuya kaya solved talaga ang mga mujerada.
Some two or three years ago when he was practically hard-up and devoid of any prjoects, pati make-up artist na claving ay pinapatulan niya basta’t give ng 500 o 1K. Hahahahahahahaha!
Life was admittedly hard then, out of intense need, he would allow even the network’s make-up artist to fellate him. Hahahahahahahaha!
Oks naman daw si kuya in bed. Hindi ka naman niya mamadaliin and you can take your time enjoying his throbbing sumptuous dick as long as your 1K is ready. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Joel Rush, all male!
IF SOME men posing in the nude are usually with some feminine streaks, Joel Rush is one hundred percent male.
As a matter of fact, he said that he got married to his wife at the moment because she is ‘As hot as me!’
Born in Tampa, Florida, he’s just as cool as his name suggests.
The secret of Ate Vi’s marital success
PEOPLE are in awe these days of Queenstar Vilma Santos’ very ideal marriage.
But unbeknown to most, there really was a time when she, too, was able to experience some occassional ‘hullabaloo’ in her marriage with the very appealing Senator Ralph Recto.
But Ate Vi never did make a big fuss out of them.
Being wise beyond her years, she knew that men tend to be naughty sometimes but that doesn’t mean that their love for their wives are no longer there.
So, the best thing she did was keep her mouth shut and just went along with the tide.
Look at how Senator Ralph is besotted with her now.
Her tenacity has been compensated with his love and loyalty and devotion as well.
Not one to make a big fuss about things of some trivial nature, she just focused on work and has emerged victorious in the process.
Right now, she’s on vacation in the lovely islands of Hawaii with some friends as well, along with the ever efficient Ate Aida Fandialan.
Before she went on a self-imposed hiatus in Hawaii, she attented this fabulous presscon at the posh Shangrila Hotel in Makati in connection with the launching of her latest endorsement The Generic Pharmacy.
Speaking of her latest endorsement, minsan pa’y napatunayan ang bankability at credibility ng actress-politician sa paniniwala sa kanya ng nasabing drug company sa kabila ng sandamakmak na artista sa ngayon.
Aiza Suguerra may shocking scenes sa Rock of Ages
AMUSED kami nang malaman naming Aiza Seguerra is going to do some scenes that she’s never done before at Atlantis Productions’ Rock of Ages that will be staged at the Carlos P. Romulo Theater, RCBC Plaza, in Makati from June 15 to July 8.
As the bohemian activist Regina, she has supposedly some veritably revealing scenes with the lead actor Mig Ayesa who dramatically returns to his homeland to play the sexy, over the top rock star Stacee Jaxx.
Well, ngayon palang ay marami na ang nag-aabang kung ano raw ba ang gagawing ‘milagro’ ni Aiza sa stage presentation na ‘to na gugulat sa kanyang mga tagasubaybay. Hahahahahahaha!
Is she going to do a striptease act that would shock even the most liberated of women? Hahahahahahaha!
Basta manood daw kayo dahil ngayon lang ito gagawin ni Aiza at di na niya muling uulitin pa.
See you there!
Lola Fermi, suporta na lang nina Zoren at Mariel
WHAT a pity naman for Lola Fermi, da ngangaerang tulaera.
Dahil ‘di na maka-relate ang mga televiewers sa kanyang tumutula-tulang way of hosting, she’s now ignominiously being relegated to the background.
The spotlight, being now focused on Mariel Rodriguez and the feisty Zoren Legaspi, with Lola Fermi doing an occasional input. Hahahahahahaha!
What a pity for the aging tulaera who’s now more obese and plumpish than ever. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Mag-resign ka na kasi riyan dahil wala na rin lang naman silang paniniwala sa hosting capabilities mo, what with the intelligent and bilingual Mariel hugging centerstage with aplomb. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ang laos ay laos ay laos!
Period. Walang comma! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Pa-lipo mo na kasi ang tiyanetch mo that’s so big na. Hahahahahahaha!
Honestly, para kang lomod na di nakaetsas for a month. Hahahahahahaha!
Di na raw nakaetsas for a month, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!