‘Di maka-move on sa nota ni papa!

IT’S been more than a year since her relationship with this appealing young hunk had ended up in acrimonious parting of ways. Magkaganon pa man, hindi pa rin daw maka-move-on ang young actress sa affair nila ng paparu niyang iresponsable at itinuring siyang parang basahan. Hahahahahaha!

Imagine, she was so young when they had an affair and yet she was treated like dirt and a matrona to boot by the young actor who was a veritable mama’s boy.

Ngawngaw to-the-max on national television ang madir but no one took her seriously or believed her for her son had the image of a notorious womanizer.

Ang lakas ng loob nga namang mangbuntis, tapos ide-deny lang kapag medyo naiipit na’t kinakailangang panagutan na niya ang kanyang indiscretions? Hahahahahaha!

Kaya naman natigbak ang kanyang burgeoning sanang showbiz career.

‘Di na nga naman niya pinanagutan ang kanyang responsibilidad sa kanyang dyowang martir, kung ano-ano pang kanegahan ang kanyang pinagsasabi na nakasasakit namang tunay sa damdamin ng batang aktres.

Surprisingly, far from harboring any ill-feelings towards the delusory guy, the young actress is still hopelessly in love and besotted with him.

Why is that so?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

The reason? The guy is really a looker, specially so in person, with his fine good looks and alabaster skin tone, a body to die for (a body to die for raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!), along with his throbbing and succulent dingdong that’s purportedly long and huge and perpetually smelling fresh.

Perpetually smelling fresh raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kaaning ever!

Kaya naman pala kahit marami rin naman ang interesadong pomorma sa young unwed mother pero deadma lang siya ever.

After savoring (and licking? Hahahahahaha!) one of the best dicks in town, she seems to have no appetite for anyone anymore. Hahahahahahaha!

The poignant memory of their nights together purportedly haunts even the waking moments of the young actress, she no longer harbors an iota of interest to get involved with anyone.

Laban ka? Hahahahahahaha!

Iba talaga kapag biwanggetch si papa at que sabroso ang nota, idagdag mo pa ang kanyang flawless skin tone at bonggacious na wankata, saan ka pa?

Saan ka pa raw, o! Hakhakhak!

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‘Lie To Me’ ng GMA 7 panalo sa ratings

SIMULA n’ung umere ang Lie To Me noong June 18, ang romantic-comedy asianovela series ng GMA ay gabi-gabi itong nagpapakilig at nagpapasaya sa mga manonood. Ang primetime series na ito ay pinagbibidahan nina Yoon Eun-Hae bilang Angela Gong at Kang Ji-Hwan bilang Kenneth Hyun.

Maganda ang naging pagtanggap ng mga manonood ng serye pagkatapos nitong makakuha ng mataas na ratings simula ng kanyang pilot episode mula sa data ng Nielsen TV Audience Measurement.

Base sa overnight household data na narecord sa Urban Luzon simula June 18 hangang July 13, ang Lie To Me ay nakapagtala ng average household audience share na 38.4 points, kumpara sa PBB Teen Edition 4 (June 18-July 6) at  Kahit Puso’y Masugatan (July 9-13) na nakakuha lamang ng 32.8 at 25 points. Ang Urban Luzon ay bumubuo ng 77 percent of total television households nationwide.

Sa Mega Manila, nakapagtala ng 39.4 points ang Lie To Me, kumpara sa PBB Teen Edition 4 (June 18-July 6) ng ABS-CBN na nakakuha lamang ng 31.3 points. Ang Mega Manila ay bumubuo ng 58 percent ng total television households nationwide.

Nagsimula ang kwento sa pagpapanggap ng mga bida na sina Kenneth at Angela na sila ay mag-asawa. Sa umpisa, sila ay parang aso’t pusa kung mag-away, ngunit unti-unting nahulog ang loob sa isa’t isa.

Ano na kaya ang mangyayari ngayong nagkakagustuhan na sila? Totohanin na ba nila ang kanilang “fake marriage” o may hahadlang sa kanilang namumuong pagtitinginan?

Alamin sa Lie To Me tuwing Lunes hanggang Biyernes pagkatapos ng One True Love sa GMA Telebabad.

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Ograng si Vavalina, napapraning talaga!

HAHAHAHA! Grabe na ang pagkapraning ng supotelyang (yuck! supotelya raw, o! sooo baho!) si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Cashtrue, the old emaciated sluttish pig who lives in a pigsty somewhere in San Mateo Rizal. Hahahahahaha!

Kung anu-anong mga pantasya raw ang ipinu-post nito sa internet lately na ang bottom line ay pawang paninira lang naman dahil kahit naman nu’ng time na medyo active pa ang hinayupak na yosi-kadiring duldolic na claving na ‘to ay talaga namang he already had the gross predilection for writing fantasy articles (ala-Ferminata Lukresya during her Jingle Sensation days vagah! Hakhakhak! cheap!)

Delusory and smelly old goat of a pig, (old goat of a pig daw, o! Harharhar!) I didn’t study journalism or masscom in any school for that matter.

I took up BSBA majoring in Accounting at the Ateneo de Naga.

Hahahahahaha!

Butata na naman ang hinayupak na matandang ‘to na pinandidirihan ng mga lalaki dahil mukhang tipaklong ang itzu in person at nakahihilo (ayan Ferminata, huh? salitang ugat ang inuulit. Hahahahaha!) ang halitosis. Hakhakhak!

Ikaw, saan ka kaya nag-aral barubal na ngetpalites na matanda na umuurong ang nota ng mga ombres dahil sa kapangitan at mabahong smell na umaalingasaw from his grossly cadaveric (cadaveric daw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) skeletal body?

Aba’y talo ka pa ng mga high school students lately who are quite proficient already in English. Ikaw, kumusta naman ang grammar mo, matandang kuflangera sa hangin?

Kulfangera sa hangin daw, o! Hakhakhak!

Like I said, you were being mocked, an aeon ago, at the presscons by entertainment columnists who did not even finished college primarily because your grammar horribly stinks. Hahahahahahaha!

Cheap, duldolic vaklung, why don’t you visit a good doctor so you would be given good treatments that would at least minimize your pestering wounds all over your skeletal body, along with your nerve-wracking halitosis? Hahahahahahaha!

I don’t care what fantasy you would ignominiously post at the net, old emaciated vaklung. Those are your funeral anyway. Hahahahahahahaha!

Magpakita ka nga sa mga tao para mahambal sila sa kapangitan mo ever. Hahahahahahaha!

Nakaririmarim ka, hangal na baklang humal. Hahahahahaha! Ang tanda-tanda mo na, duldulin ka pa, umaalingasaw pa sa baho ang buong katawan mo courtesy of your pestering wounds.

Ang bad karma…bow!

***

Flattered si Claire sa offer na gumanap sa soap opera

FLATTERED si Ms. Claire dela Fuente that she’s still being considered in some TV soaps for some roles that would highlight her dormant but definitely admirable acting skills.

Kung tatanggapin ito ni Ms. Claire, hahataw sana siya sa isang soap ng isang five-star network.

“But acting is not something I excel at, darling,” she says inordinately humbling herself. “Hayaan na lang natin ‘yan sa iba.”

It’s not the challenge that Ms. Claire is inordinately apprehensive about though. It’s the long hours of pure hard work that she’s shunning away from.

“I’m not as young as I used to,” she avers. “And long hours of tapings would no longer be tolerated by my system.

“Sana kung mga ten years ago pa, pwede pa tayo,” she adds humoring herself.

Shifting to other topics, she openly raves about her protegee Sam Pinto’s talent in handling intrigues.

“Edukada siya at hindi mahilig umeksena,” she enthuses. “Hate ko talaga ang mga talakera’t palengkera.”

Dapat lang!

Kay Claire pa rin, sana’y tumigil na raw sa pagsa-sourgrape ang mga taong natalbugan ng kanyang alaga sa FHM’s Sexiest 2012 title.

“Kay Sam na ‘yon and nothing can ever change that,” she asseverates. “The best thing to do is just accept the fans’ verdict and try harder next year.”

Oo nga naman!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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