Escort girl na alang-alang kay papa!

PALIHIM na pinag-uusapan sa ngayon ang isang personalidad na dahil sa tindi ng pangangailangan ay napunta na raw sa escort service churva.

For a while ay nag-artista rin siya pero dahil sa hindi niya feel ang long hours of waiting on the set, she didn’t stay long in the business.

After show business, she tried other avenues where she could earn an honest dough but unfortunately, the compensation would not suffice to maintain her expensive lifestyle, not to mention the fact that she’s now the family’s bread winner since her husband has become physically incapacitated to work due to an unfortunate accident.

Shouldering all the payables is no joke considering the hard times we are presently into.

Kaya out of necessity, she has reportedly plunged headlong into the oldest profession which is selling flesh to bored men who would want their women submissive and an excellent bedmate. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Bagama’t hindi na spring chicken, (she must be in her late 30s or early 40s) mabenta pa rin si Ate sa kanyang mga kliyente dahil bukod sa magaling siyang mag-emote sa kama, flawless siya at maganda ang hubog ng pangangatawan.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Isipin lang siguro niya ang succulent notes ni papa (soo haba and ooh sooo taba.. Hakhakhak!) na laging at her disposal and always ready to give in to her lustful maneuverings, solved na si ate at perform to the max na.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Di man siguro kagandahan ang napuntahan niyang trabaho, it sure is a good way to earn some good bucks to meet her family’s ever-increasing needs.

Another advantage niya sa ibang into this kind of profession ay ang kanyang educated tongue since she studied in a very good school and has ostensibly taken after her mom’s fabled intelligence.

Ang nakalulungkot, nakunan siya diumano ng video while she was doing her thing with a moneyed customer.

Matagal ding nagpalipat-lipat sa mga mai-elyang ombre ito but far from degrading her persona, it has tremendously boosted the kind of business that she’s currently into.

Hahahahahahaha!

Kaaning!

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The team to beat on a Saturday afternoon

KAHIT ang ABS CBN ay nagulat siguro sa overwhelming response sa Showbiz Inside Report nina Carmina Villaroel, Joey Marquez, Ogie Diaz at Janice de Belen (of the box-office suspense/horror movie The Healing) on a Saturday afternoon right after It’s Showtime.

Dati talaga, it was meant to be an experimental thing since the program before that was not that enthusiastically received.

But obviously, the team has proved to be a good one and from then on, it has continuously beaten the showbiz oriented program that used to reign supreme at this timeslot.

Bongga kasi ang arrive ng pagiging intelehente nina Janice at Carmina, ang pagiging cool ni Tsong Joey, at ang pagiging makamasa ni Pareng Ogie.

Kumbaga, it has a little for everyone kaya nag-click at nagustuhan talaga ng mga televiewers.

‘Yun na!

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Makatutulog na si Ate Vi nang mahimbing!

HER firstborn Luis Manzano is now out of danger and is resting in the privacy of his well-appointed abode in Pasig City. Viral infection pala ang sakit na kumapit dito kaya pabalik-balik ang lagnat.

Governor Vilma Santos is so relieved now that her son Luis is pronounced out of danger, she could now take some rest and enjoy the good reviews of her first suspense/horror movie under Star Cinema that is reportedly doing very well at the box-office.

Of the existing 140 cinemas, nagdagdag pa ang Star Cinema ng 7 pang sinehan.

Indeed, Queenstar Vilma never disappoints.

Ang maganda pa, kahit suspense/horror ang pelikula, Ate Vi has consistently given her superfab trademark as an actress.

Hindi ba umaalug-alog pati baba niya sa kasisigaw at controlled pa rin ang emotion niya kahit na nagpapakita na siya ng matinding takot.

Iba talaga kapag tunay na aktres ang gumaganap sa ganitong klase ng pelikula. Her brand of acting has given the film added dignity.

No wonder, her Vilmanians are stark raving and are predominantly happy with its positive outcome.

At a time when scoring a hit has become veritably hard to accomplish, Ate Vi has done it again with the help of Kim Chiu’s ardent following and the other actors as well who gave equally competent performances.

Na-notice sa The Healing ang enormous potential at smoldering machismo ni Martin del Rosario bilang aktor at naniniwala kaming he’s destined to be Philippine cinema’s next important actor.

‘Yun na!

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Ferminata, nahihiya nang umatungal na parang baka sa ere! (Hahahahaha!)

NAG-TEXT sa amin early in the morning ang avid reader nating si Nestor para ibalitang hindi naman daw totally inalis ang pag-atungal sa ere ng kambing ang arrive (kambing ang arrive raw, o! Hahahahaha!) na si Ferminata sa okray nilang radio program.

Sing pa rin daw kahit papano si Lola Fermi but without the usual zeal, conviction and bravura that she used to display a couple of months ago.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Tinablan na siguro ang sintunadang ngangaera kaya restrained na ang kanyang pagkanta.

Hahahahahahaha!

Saan ka naman kasi nakakitang showbiz-oriented program daw kuno pero wala halos maibalita ang showbiz authority raw na bungalya?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, one and half hours ang dini-devote sa walang habas na batian portion gayung dapat ay nagbabalita naman sila since ‘yun nga ang format nu’ng show. Hakhakhak!

Nakaririmarim, di ba naman?

Kay Nganga pa rin, naka-headline sa cheapanggetch niyang column sa isang tabloid ang kanyang mali-maling grammar. Hakhakhak!

Like I said, salitang ugat ang inuulit, lolang tontita.

Lolang tontita raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Thus, it should be nakasusuka and not nakakasuka. Hahahahahahaha!

Nakahihiya! Tagalog na nga lang, mali-mali pa! Harharharharhar!

Pa’no na kung Ingles? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Okay na lang ‘yung panget ka basta’t matalino naman.

Nakapandidiri ‘yung ngetpalites na nga, deplorable pa ang iyong grammar in Tagalog.

Hahahahahahaha!

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Paula Bianca on the way up!

SLOW but sure ang road to Musicville na tinatahak ng pop-rock artist ng Vicor records na si Paula Bianca.

Hindi man siya isang sensational newcomer na maituturing, her God-given talent is slowly but surely being acknowledged in the business as proven by the numerous shows that she’s been a part of for the past few months.

Hayan at katatapos palang niyang sumali sa Zirkoh Tomas Morato show ng R&B royalties na sina Duncan Ramos, Jimy Bondoc at Luke Mijares as produced by the ever competent Jobert Sucaldito, kasama na naman siya sa First Time project na show bale ng hottest singer/actor of today na si Daniel Padilla at Kris Bernal that will be staged this coming September 14 at the same venue.

Unti-unti, nari-recognize nang talaga ang awesome vocal virtuousity ng anak ni Papa Dhan C. who was a good singer himself when he was younger and more so now. Hahahahahahaha!

Kung nakakuha lang siya ng mahusay na manager during his youth, tiyak na sikat ng performer sa ngayon ang friend namin nina Peter L. at Mama Alfie Lorenzo.

Mabentang mabenta nga pala ang debut album ni Paula under Vicor na Napakasakit Naman ang carrier single.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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