Feeling hunk ang produ at wah care kung pinagtatawan man sila ng syobit!

HOW veritably amusing!

Sa recent concert pala ng isang super sikat na singer/actress sa isang pabolosang venue ay umagaw talaga ng eksena ang isang feeling hunk na produ (with matching dyed mustache pa talaga siya ever! Hakhakhak!) in his cool jeans and shirt outfit. Hahahahahahahaha!

Sandamakmak na otaw ang nanood ng concert ng divang young singer/actress pero ang naging bone of contention talaga ay ang dramatic entrance ng produ kasama ang kanyang gandarang date who came with her son in tow! Laban ka? Hakhakhakhakhak!

Hitsura ng lovebird sa kanilang ka-sweet-an at wah care talaga sila sa mga surreptitious glances of the people within the venue.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Obviously, inlababetch na naman si lolo at mapupunang ibang-iba na ang kanyang aura these days.

Kung dati-rati’y sooo laki ang tiyan (ang tiyanetch lang daw, o! Hakhakhak!) and his jowl was visibly sagging and very much wanting of firmness, his new svelte body has created the aura of youth and good health. Hahaha!

Anyway, na-shock daw sa kanilang PDA (public display of affection) ang mga otaw at bulungan to-the-max ang mga ito pagpasok ng dalawa with matching anakis nu’ng girlalu in tow.

Carry n’yto ‘yan? Hahahahahahahaha!

The nagmumurang kamatis na produ is once again very much in love and people are watching with an amused twinkle in their eyes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Pati nga raw ang maderaketch ng isang sikat na aktres ay palihim ding sinisipat ang dalawang lovers na, like I said, oblivious of the people around them and had no eyes for other people but themselves. Hahahahaha!

Even the very pious singer/actor couldn’t help but take a peek at the two lovers. Hakhakhak!

The moneyed guy feels sixteen again and that’s good for his heart.

Ang tanong nga lang, the woman is very much married and is supposed to be living in marital bliss.

What happened to her marriage? It is now on the rocks?

Ang sabi naman ng mga intrigero’t intrigera, baka naman daw with full blessing nu’ng mister dahil liberated raw ang belief ng mag-asawang ito to the point of becoming downright indifferent to what other people would say all in the name of survival.

Ganuned? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Wanakosey ever! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Napuno ni Sarah G. ang Big Dome mereseng matindi ang baha at ulan! (Gerald oks na kay Mommy Divine!)

KUNG dati-rati’y matindi ang resistance ni Mommy Divine kay Gerald Anderson to the point na pinagbawalan talaga niya ang kanyang divang anak na si Sarah G. na huwag nang masyadong i-entertain ang gwaping na young actor, at 24, nag-react na talaga ang singer/actress at biglang nag-declare ng kanyang independence. Hahahahahahaha!

Nang ma-sense na her daughter meant business, Mommy Divine has come to accept the stark reality of life that people mature and at one point, would already declare their independence.

Na dapat lang naman. After all, matagal ding naging subservient si Sarah sa kanyang madir, it’s high time to assert her right as an individual.

After all, siya naman ang breadwinner ng pamilya and she’s been working like a dog for the past few years.

Anyway, kinikilig na raw ang dating poker-faced na madir ni Sarita last Sunday nang mag-guest sa Sarah G Live ang kayang manugang na hilaw.

Pagbaba ng stage ni Gerald, niyakap na talaga siya ni Mommy Divine kaya all’s well that ends well.

Dapat lang! After all, Sarah’s not getting any younger, she deserves her own share of happiness and independence, too!

Anyway, teary-eyed daw si Gerald nang magyakap sila ni Mommy Divine.

After that, hitsurang palaging magka-holding hands ang dalawa.

Well, it’s more than about time nga naman para lumigaya si Sarah with the right man, of course!

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Show nina Paula & company, ‘di nagpakabog kay Sarah G.!

IT WAS raining soo hard, colleague Jobert Sucaldito was not expecting any superfab turn-out of people at Zirkoh Morato last Saturday since typhoon chuvanes (forgot it’s name kasi..Hahahahahaha!) was venting its fury all over the metropolis.

Surprisingly, filled to the rafters ang Zirkoh, Tomas Morato at dumating talaga in full force ang mga tagahanga ng Sexbomb at nina Jimmy Bondoc, Luke Mijares at Duncan Ramos kung saan special guest ang friend naming si Paula Bianca, na in-intro pa nang buong ningning ng bagets na si Mico Aytona.

Touched!

Anyway, even if she was not in her elements (she was running a fever and was having a bad cold), nagawa pa ring kantahin ng anak ni Papa Dhan ang kanyang signature song na Napakasalit Naman, along with Someone Like You na paborito ngayong kantahin ng mga bagets.

Slowly but surely, Paula Bianca’s beginning to realize her dream of becoming a popular singer of local tin-pan alley.

Marami nga namang baguhan diyan na may K ang boses pero wala namang personalidad.

With Paula, wala ka nang hahanapin pa.

She’s not only a singer but a performer as well with her educated tongue and regal bearings.

‘Yun lang!

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Patang-pata na si Kuya!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What’s the matter with this good-looking actor?

Parang para-parati na siyang nawawala sa kanyang sarili at di na malaman kung saan patutungo ang kanyang career.

Buti pa nga raw ‘yung isang contemporary niya na vaklung (vaklung daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) at alam kung ano ang gusto niyang gawin sa kanyang buhay right after he bid show business adieu and is now more focused on his small business.

The good-looking actor is ostensibly devastated with the fact that inasmuch as he looks palpably good, his dingdong pales in comparison with the size of most young men of this generation.

Hahahahahahaha!

Sana’y pasaksakan na lang niya ng collagen kay Vicki Belo ang kanyang notrilya para nagka-bulk ito tulad ng nota ni Hayden Kho na daks na raw ngayon right after it has been injected with a considerable amount of collagen. Hahahahahahahaha!

Laban ka?

Anyway, inasmuch as the still young actor would have wanted to bare in some indie movies that he’s been doing lately, the size of his dick veritably stands in the way. Hahahahahahaha!

Que pobrecito!

Flawless pa naman siya at work of art ang face, he could have easily upstaged most actors at the indie film genre if only he has the right equipment to make his machismo veritably whole.

Minsan ngang toyoin siya at maghubad talaga sa beach while taping for a teevee series for a network that’s ostensibly overflowing with dough but seems not to have the luck in terms of ratings, nahambal daw ang mga mujeres dahil ang ganda-ganda nga ng kanyang katawan pero dyutelya siyang tunay. Hahahahahahahaha!

What a waste! Mahusay pa naman sana siyang aktor kung tutuusin.

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Bow si Kuya Boy sa professionalism ni Ate Vi!

KUYA Boy Abunda is admittedly a dyed-in-the-wool Noranian but he is not the kind who would be closing his door to other actresses, more so with Queenstar Vilma Santos, who happens to be her idol’s fiercest rival.

Sa The Buzz last Sunday, he had publicly acknowledged how good a person the lady governor of Batangas has always been.

Alam naman daw nitong solid Noranian siya by heart but she’s always been there when he needs her in some ways.

Naroong magpadala raw ito ng mga prutas from Batangas o kakanin kaya na naa-appreciate naman daw niya nang husto.

Kung kailangan daw niya ang featured actress ng Star Cinema’s latest presentation na “The Healing,” she never hesitates to make some last minute adjustments to her veritably hectic working sched just to accommodate him.

Kaya naman lagi na’y open si Kuya Boy pag siya naman ang kailangan ni Ate Vi.

Symbiotic, kumbaga, ang kanilang working relationship and very healthy to boot.

Give and take, so to speak, and with ultimate respect thrown in for good measure.

Palabas na nga pala bukas in some 150 giant cinemas all over the country ang The Healing under the competent direction of the master of horror flicks Chito S. Rono.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyonde ternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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