Parang umaatungal na baka si Ferminata!

DIRING-DIRI ang isa naming listener nang makatikatihan niyang pakinggan ang mukhang nababaliw na pusang si Ferminata sa kanyang radio program sa isang radio network. Hakhakhak!

Ang lakas-lakas raw ng loob mag-sing-along on the air, sintunadang pagak naman ang kabosesan! Hakhakhak!

Jesus H. Christ! what’s happening with this delusory lola? Why is she fond of singing on the air without any rehearsal at all when she sings like a croaking frog? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliwed!

According to our friend, heto raw ang sched ng lomodic lola. (Lomodic lola raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!)

Four p.m. ang start ng show nila at ang first 30 minutes ay dini-devote ni Ferminatilya sa kanyang roll call chuvanes or batian portion vagah!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

She must be veritably afflicted with dementia not to realize how boring the program has become at this point.

Hala! bati to-the-max ang wrangler na lomodic at wah care siya kung may nakikinig ba sa kanila as long as nababati niya ang mga procurer ng goodies na nahaharbat niya ever. Hahahahahahahaha!

How boring can you get! Hakhakhakhak!

Pero wah care nga si Bubonic as long as nabati niya ang mga taong ‘that matters’ ika nga in as far as her devious schemes are concerned. (Ang mga donors ng peanut butter, sitserya, at kung anik-anik pang napakikinabangan niya. Hahahahahahahaha! (Hayan lukresyang ogrilya ha?

Salitang ugat ang inuulit, old woman with dementia. Hahahahahahahaha!)

Anyhow, after the nauseating and highly irritating batian portion, sing-along naman siya at ang kanyang grupo sa mga songs na feel nila mereseng hopelessly off-key ang tsakang matanda. Hahahahahaha!

Hitsura ng bakang kinakapon (kinakapon daw, o! Hahahahaha!) sa vocal quality ni Lola Fermi na sali-saliwa ang mga tono pero wah care sila at sing galore talaga to their hearts’ content.

Waray ka kulvaa, day! Hakhakhak!

Kapag namaos na sa kasi-sing-along, balik batian portion na naman ang delusory lola and then, sing-along time once again.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

In between singing, pasingit-singit pa rin daw ng batian blues si Bubonic, da hopeless titanic! Hahahahahaha!

Wala talaga silang ka-effort-effort na magkaroon naman ng sane format ang kanilang radio show.

Basta’t may naharbat na mga peanut butter, among other goodies (among other goodies raw talaga, o!) solved na ang ngangaera ng taon.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Ewan!

Manigas na lang kaya ang ngala-ngala ni Lola Fermi para di na siya makapag-salita at nang magkaroon ng katahimikan ang mundo.

Hahahahahahaha!

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Arnold Reyes’ lucky streak as independent film actor continues

ARNOLD Reyes today is known as the “independent actor”. He is one of the best and most sought-after actors in the independent film community. He has already starred in several indie films including Astig, Condo, Huling Araw ng Linggo, Vendo, Pisay, Pera-Perahang Lata, Big Time, Adela, and Imoral. In 2009, Arnold won the Best Supporting Actor award in Cinemalaya for Astig where he plays Ronald, a Chinese mestizo from Zamboanga who goes to Manila to sell a decrepit building which he inherited from his father.

This year, Arnold stars in two Cinemalaya entries under the New Breed Category: Intoy Syokoy ng Kalye Marino and Diablo. In Intoy Syokoy ng Kalye Marino, Arnold plays Boyet Bagol, one of the best friends of Intoy (JM de Guzman). He is a happy go lucky guy who covers up his hardships with his carefree attitude. The movie also stars LJ Reyes and Joross Gamboa. It is directed by Lemuel Lorca and written by Jerry Gracio based on a short story by Eros Atalia.

In Diablo, Arnold is Ruben, the fourth son of Lusing (Ama Quiambao) and a farmer who tills the rice field owned by his family. Also starring are Carlo Aquino, Althea Vega, and Roeder Camañag. Diablo is written and di -rected by Mes de Guzman.

The Cinemalaya Independent Film Festival runs July 20 to 29, 2012.

After earning rave reviews at the Tribeca Film Festival, Arnold’s indie movie Graceland will participate at Montreal’s prestigious Fantasia International Film Festival and at Michael Moore’s festival Traverse City Film Festival in Michigan. In Graceland, Arnold plays Marlon Villar, a driver of a corrupt congressman. Arnold’s performance has been highly praised by Tribeca saying “there are so many great performances in the film, and one of the most outstanding is that of Arnold.”

Arnold is deeply overwhelmed with all the good projects coming his way. “Sobrang thankful ako sa mga biyayang dumarating sa akin. I am blessed to do what I love doing the most. And I’m also happy that I can inspire other people with the characters I portray. I will never get tired of acting. For me, there are no small or big roles for an actor. The most important is how you effectively portray a role.”

Arnold Reyes is a Backroom artist. For inquiries, call Backroom at 4351108 and 4351120 or email at backroominc -@ hotmail.com.

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Notang regular, milyones ang andalung knita!

KITA mo nga naman ang nagagawa ng galing sa kama at with feeling kung makipag-churvahan sa mga vaklung. Hahaha!

Kung dati-rati’y poor as a rat lang ang sexy actor na ‘to, dahil sa tiyaga niyang makipag-churvahan sa mga badidangs, hayan at living in fabulous style na siya.

Carry n’yo ‘yon? From rags to riches ang episode ni kuya!

Dati-rati’y hataw lang siya sa pagsali, at kinareer talaga niya ang mga Ginoong Chuvanes na ‘yan, this time smile galore na lang siya lalo na’t naaalala niya ang kanyang murky past in the hands of this gay talent manager whom he had an intense sexual relationship with.

Hahahahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa, siya na lang yata ang survivor sa kanilang grupo during the golden era of bold movies in the industry.

Regular man ang kanyang tarugs, (regular raw ang tarugs, o! Hakhakhak!) nagwagi siya at naging super yaman to the point that he’s now capable of producing indie movies wherein he would be acting in it as well.

Laban ka? Hakhakhak!

Mukhang walang kapaguran ang nota ni Kuya dahil after more than two decades in the business, he’s still capable of showcasing his ‘wares’ if and when the role calls for it. Hahahahahahaha!

Say mo sa kanya, negosyante pa siya at resto operator on the side as well.

Kapag nahawakan mo talaga nang maayos ang kinita ng iyong nota, ligayang walang katumbas ang katapat nito.

Hahahahahahaha!

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Suportado ng Via si Sam Pinto!

WALA kaming masabi sa swerteng tinatamasa sa ngayon ni Sam Pinto. Hayan kasi at di naman siya pinababayaan ng GMA at regular pa rin naman siyang napanonood sa top-rating na comedic program nilang Bubble Gang, pati pala ang Viva ay natuwa rin sa muli niyang pagkakapanalo sa FHM’S SEXIEST 2012.

Sang-ayon sa kanyang manager na si Ms. Claire dela Fuente, magpapa-presscon daw ang Viva para sa kanyang alaga, a gesture that she and Sam are purportedly very much happy about.

Oo nga naman! Hindi siya si Sarah Geronimo pero naririyan naman ang Viva if and when she needs a little succor.

If only for that, Sam is inordinately thankful.

Deadma nga pala ang mag-tita (mag-tita raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) sa mga nag-iintriga sa landslide victory ni Sam sa FHM.

Dapat lang!

Hamo mo silang mamatay sa inggit! Hahahahaha!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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