Utangera sa fans at wala nang hiya-hiya!

HOW so very pathetic!

Nawalan na pala ng sampalataya sa isang mahusay na aktres pati ang kanyang mga loyal followers sa abroad where she stayed for quite sometime.

Kung dati’y she used to be a most giving person, staying in the US of A has made her thick-skinned and not in any way concerned with her image.

“Gud eve,” so says someone who used to hobnob with the famed actress in the States. “Share ko lang encounters ko with ______ in the States but please don’t mention my name.

“Naku! ‘yang si ______, mahilig mangutang sa fans!” he says with ostensible antagonism. “At 400 dollars pa at siya mismo ang nagsasabi.

“Truth is pati kaibigan ko nadugasan ng 200 dollars kaya ayaw nang sumama basta si _________ ang kausap ko.

“Nang sinisingil ba naman,” he adds with palpable repugnance (Hahahahaha! poor aging woman!),”ang sagot eh, ‘A -kala ko binigay mo na lang eh!'”

LOL! (Laughing out loud!)

“‘Yung isa ko pang friend na talaga Long Beach, California, naloka sa kanya nang maningil na.

“Alam mo bang maski de lata, hingi pa rin siya sa mga fans na taga San Francisco? Hahahahaha!” he says wide-eyed with antipathy.

“Nakawawalang respeto siya, lalo na nung time na buntot nang buntot kay Chavit Singson para makabalato kay Pacquiao.

“My God!” he trills with distaste. “Guguho talaga ang respeto mo sa kanya.

“Sa totoo, ang dami niyang bulok na gawain sa Tate kaya unti-unti nang nawalan nang respeto ang kanyang mga avid followers dahil na rin sa kapal ng kanyang pagmumukha!

“Carry n’yo ‘yan? Hahahahahahahaha!”

Hay, naku! Living in the States has ruined her self-esteem and living with that mongoloidic common law husband  of hers has made her life all the more miserable.

Kita n’yo naman, milyones ang nagetlag sa isang network na nagtiwala sa kanya pero nawindang sila mismo dahil pagkatapos na waldasin ang anda, hard to locate na naman ang delusory diva actress. Hahahahahaha!

Tama ang prediction ko before. She is going to be the successor of Carmen Rosales in as far as her miserable existence is concerned.

Kaaning! Hahahahahahaha!

Daang milyones (billions even) ang nagdaan sa kanyang mga palad pero hayan at parang starlet na nanghaharbat ng andalu sa mga Pinoy na alam niyang may anda.

Jesus H. Christ! it gives us a veritably sad feeling to know that the once fabulously moneyed actress is now the one ‘extorting’ money from her fans who are naturally disillusioned with her veritably unpleasant metamorphosis.

How so very sad!

***

Bros & Bras at Zirkoh Morato on July 21

WHAT makes a show a hit? What makes a show interesting? What makes a show worth watching?

Well, as far as BROS & BRAS is concerned, it’s one hell of a fun concert. A 3-in-1 bombastic musical event topbilled by some of the country’s best performers – an hour dance concert by the real princesses of the dancefloor – the SEXBOMB DANCERS – whew! An hour finale of the three R&B royalties – DUNCAN RAMOS, JIMMY BONDOC and LUKE MEJARES. In between the two gigantic segments comes the best voices in Asia – PRIMA DIVA BILLY, MICO AY- TONA, PAULA BIANCA, and X-Factor’s youngest concert heartthrob MICHAEL PANGILINAN, with the special performance of the nation’s best comedienne, BOOBSIE WONDERLAND.

BROS & BRAS – the men and the women in the show – the title speaks for them. Produced by Jobert Sucaldito, Glen Magnifico and Roi de Leon for the benefit of Sinag-Tanglaw Foundation, Inc., BROS & BRAS takes Zirkoh’s centerstage this coming Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 10 P.M.

Presenters to the show are People’s General Insurance, Corp., Isabela Gov. Bojie Dy, Laguna Gov. ER Ejercito, Mang Inasal West Avenue and Marketplace Kalentong branches, Hannah’s Beach Resort (Pagudpud, Ilocos Norte) and Generika Drugstores. This is also brought to us by major sponsors – Belo Medical Group, Tita Emmie Valdez, Calayan Surgi-Center, among others.

Don’t miss this special concert – it’s one great show specially produced for all of you.

Tickets are available at the gate.

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Huwag mo akong igaya sa’yo supot!

G_G_ talaga itong supot na si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Cashtrue.

Siya itong associate bugaw ni Mommy Babhette Corcuerra during the mid-80s, tapos kami ang pagbibintangan ng hinayupak na gurang na ‘to na lumamon (devouring food not eating! Hahahahaha!) sa bahay namin ni Nong for more than two decades at parang prima donnang pinagsilbihan gayong ang panget-panget naman at ang bahu-baho ng hininga. Hahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiri! Hakhakhak!

Honestly and kidding aside, the old goat of a fag smells like hell. Hahahahahaha!

Pa’no, sintanda na ni Atang dela Rama ang dentures pero di pa rin napapalitan. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, numero unong ingrata ang supot na ‘to na walang ginawa in the many years that he stayed with Nong and I kundi lumamon to-the-max. (My God, he could devour food like an anaconda and is basically insatiable! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!)

Take note, waray kulvaa ang gurangis na ‘to, huh? Kahit nasa resto kami ay tinatanggal talaga ang yosi-kadiri niyang dentures dahil hindi siya maka-lafetch with this yellowish thing on his mouth. Hahahahahahaha!

Kapalistic at wah breeding, di ba naman?

Anyhow, with the way he’s behaving like a veritable ingrate, tumira ba naman gratis et amores sa bahay namin for two decades at pinagsilbihan pang parang reyna gayung ngetpalites at duldolic naman, (Hahahahahaha! yuck!) I suppose death would come knocking at his door soon with a vengeance! Hahahahahaha!

At least mararanasan niya how it feels to die very much alone and infinitely scared. Hahahahaha!

‘Yang nagnanaknak na sugaters mo sa paa ang bad karma mo, la loca negra. Hahahahahaha!

Dahil advanced na ang iyong diabetes, next in line ay ang pagkabulag mo dahil dem_nyo kang talaga, baboy ka!

Dem_ny_ng baboy raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!

So very, very TRUE!

Kung makapamintas kasi itong si tulis-vava (tulis vava raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) para bang kaaya-aya ang kanyang itzu gayong he’s comparable to a dirty and foul-smelling slithering snake. Hakhakhak!

Para nga siyang ahas, in fairness, dahil nangangaliskis ang kanyang balat. Hahahahahaha!

Kadiri!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

***

Di pa raw hiwalay pero bakit kandakuba na sa katatrabaho si ate?

NAKATATAWA ang reaction ng publicists ng isang gwapo at maragul ang notang aktor.

Maragul ang nota raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Ang say niya, hindi naman daw hiwalay ang daks na aktor (he really is a good one and is definitely one of the most promising at the looks and acting departments) sa kanyang common law wife dahil up to this very minute, sa haybol pa rin daw ng starlet umuuwi si papa.

Really?

How come she’s hellbent in getting acting assignments lately purportedly because she needs it for her son’s upkeep?

Baka naman scared lang si papa na mabukesh ang kanyang mga eyebrow-raising scenes with his quondam live-in mate kaya kiyemeng mag-on pa rin daw sila at sa apartment pa rin ng starlet siya umuuwi.

Hahahahahaha!

Press release kaya ‘yon ng taon?

Press release ng taon daw, o!

‘Yun na! Hahahahahahahaha!

***

What you see is what you get!

EVERY time I get to see Queenstar Vilma Santos Recto in person, I’m totally riveted to her wholesome persona- lity.

Kapag nasa isang sosyalan or showbiz event siya, never mo siyang mahuhuling nakasimangot o nega ang expression ng mukha.

She truly is the paradigm of what a professional actress should really be.

Dumarating sa set nang maaga, letter perfect with her lines, and made-up to perfection.

Maganda rin ang kanyang rapport sa mga co-stars niya tulad na lang sa set ng The Healing ng Star Cinema kung saan invite galore siya sa mga co-stars niyang sina Janice de Belen, Pokwang, Ynez Veneracion, Kim Chiu, among many others, na sa dressing room niya magpalipas ng oras dahil malamig raw sa loob noon.

Touching, di ba naman?

Oo nga’t tao lang siya, Vavalinang hudas, (Vavalinang hudas raw, o! Hahahahaha!) pero never siyang nagpakita ng kagaspangan ng pag-uugali dahil tantamount to being ill-bred ‘yun sa kanyang punto de vista.

No wonder, she gets along well with anyone whom she gets the chance to work with.

Matatapos ang isang pelikula na lagi na’y good vibes si Ate Vi.

Walang tantrums, madaling kausapin at generous with her smiles sa kanyang mga co-stars at maging sa mga crew man.

Ikaw na ang maging Vilma Santos Recto, queenstar for all seasons and Ms. Congeniality to-the-hilt1

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