Young actor turned politician, depressed dahil binabanatan ng mga alipores ng dating kakampi sa pulitika!

WAS it a good or sound decision to abandon his former team mate in lieu of another politician who may be a lot more moneyed and a veteran in the field but is ostensibly not half as sincere as his former political ally?

‘Yan ang dilemma sa ngayon ng young politician na ‘to na masyadong naging sigurista at mukhang anda kaya tinuwaran nang walang lingon-likod ang dati niyang katropa.

Ang ending, araw-araw ay binabanatan siya ng mga kaalyado ng beteranong politiko na hurting naturalmente sa kanyang duplicitous doings. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dahil sa kanyang kaswapangan at pagiging sigurista’t walang utang na loob, mukhang delikado ang lagay ng political career ng doble carang politiko. Hakhakhak!

‘Yan kasi, masyadong sigurista, ang ending pala’y butata! Hahahahahahahaha!
Hinay-hinay kasi bata. Hindi na uubrang gamitin riyan ang mga sexy photos mo during your days as a bold actor kung saan nagtilam-tilam talaga ang mga vaklung dahil bakat na bakat ang noo’y freshness mo pang nota (ngayon ba’y bilasa na? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!).

Oh, well, ngayon siguro’y na-realize mo ng it was not a wise decision to abandon your former running mate simply because your new mate happens to be better connected and palpably moneyed and rich.

Sometimes, money’s not enough, amigo. Importante rin ang magandang pakikisama, pagtanaw ng utang na loob at respeto sa kapwa.

Mukhang masyado kang nadala sa bago mong koneksyon, nakalimutan mo na ang pagtanaw ng utang na loob.

Kahit saang larangan, di nagtatagumpay ang mga taong inggrato at walang utang na loob.

Sana’y sapat na ‘yung lumipat ka ng political affiliation at hindi ganyang binibira at bina-bad mouth mo pa ang taong dati’y nagpala naman sa ‘yo.

Aminin mong nagkamali kang talaga para gumanda-ganda naman ang image mo sa publiko.

Period. Walang comma!

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Call him Mr. Dick!

Hahahahahahaha! He’s bold and daring in allowing himself to be photographed in the briefest pf briefs but Mr. Dick is surprisingly reticent when it comes to his real identity, he chose to be known as simply Mr. Dick. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Does his name intrigue you? Hakhakhak!

As always, bawal ang magtikol! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Dati’y pamangkin, ngayo’y lovers na!

(Ha ha ha ha ha!)

AMUSING naman ang naging pahayag ng isang hubaderong aktor lately in connection with the way his showbiz career has progressed.

Dati raw sa pamangkin siya ng brown-skinned actress na leading-lady niya sa isang soap, ngayo’y lovers na sila.

Is that some kind of ignominious demotion on his part? Hahahahahahahaha!

Well, he should look at his physiognomy infront of a mirror and realize that his past gross indiscretions have wrought havoc to his once palpably young countenance.

‘Yung mga ginagawa kasi natin ay nagri-reflect talaga sa ating mga mukha.

Kaya sa ngayon, ‘yung tita niya sa network na rating nilang pinagsamahan ay di hamak na mas freshness pa ang itzu as compared sa kanya na in so short a time ay nagka-edad at nagmature nang todo-todo.

With the way he’s looking now, baka dumating pa ang time na sugar daddy na ng aktres ang role na i-offer sa kanya. Hahahahahahahaha!

Hinay-hinay kasi sa iyong harbatic ability. Ikaw rin, baka ang ending ay maging tito ka na niya. Hahahahaha!

Di kaya ikamatay mo ‘yun, kuya? Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Huwag kasing masyadong churva nang churva. Kita mo, impis na ang keps, I mean, crotch mo tuloy. Hahahahahaha!

Baka dumating ang oras na you would be having enormous difficulty in getting it up, man. Hahahahaha!

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Roxy  Liquigan, our knight in shining armor!

MATAGAL na namin siyang kakilala but we were not given the chance to become close because Bubonika was always  around to make things difficult for us.

Kiyeme-kiyemeng nanayski raw namin siya pero saan ka, siya pala ang numero unong harangera sa aming career.

Ang cheap talaga ng bungalyang ito ever!

Anyway, now that the obese and scheming Tagalistic old woman is out of the network our good friend Roxy Liqui- gan is working for, nagawa na niyang maimbitahan kami sa kanilang mga presscons at magkaroon ng career in the process.

Sa totoo lang, Peter and I, along with Abe, are forever grateful to Bossing Roxy for all the help that he’s unselfishly been giving to us.

Napakasarap niyang magmahal sa isang kaibigan and we are enormously thankful that he’s on our side.

Anyway, thanks Roxy for all the wonderful succor that you’ve been giving to us.
Lagi kaming nagpi-pray for your happiness and eternal success.

Dapat naman talagang lumigaya ang isang taong tulad mo na walang iniisip na masama sa kanyang kapwa at lagi na’y maunawain at mapagpala.

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Papa  chen cool  dude

NAG-GUEST last Sunday sa The Buzz si Papa Chen (Richard Lim in real life) at habang kinakapanayam siya ni To- ni Gonzaga sa kanyang portion na Fresh Buzz, panay ang buntung-hininga ng mga girlalu sa audience. Hahahahahaha!

Tilam-tilam to-the-max talaga sila dahil young-looking at hunky palang talaga itong si Papa Richard in real life.

Bukod sa good-looking in person, ang tindi pa ng appeal niya on cam dahil napaka-photogenic niyang talaga. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, nag-premiere na on national teevee yesterday ang Be Careful With My Heart at nakasisiguro kaming marami ang nanood nito dahil maganda ang chemistry nina Papa Chen at Jodi Sta. maria.

At least, for once light dramedy lang ang ginagampanan ni M. Jodi and it’s something to look forward to after  the series of heavy stuff that she’s done in the past.

Kay Papa Chen pa rin, maintained talaga niya ang kanyang katawan na hindi naman masyadong heavily muscled at youthful pa ang dating.

Napanonood ang Be Careful with my Heart bago mag-It’s Showtime sa ABS CBN.

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Pagiging open ni Ate Vi, kinagigiliwan ng lahat!

KUNG tutuusin, can afford nang magpakadetached-detached ni Ms. Vilma Santos dahil sa rami ng kanyang napatunayan sa industriya but through the years, she’s always been sugar and spice and everything nice.

Hindi talaga siya nagka-ere at lagi na’y accommodating in the few occasions that we’ve seen her.

Kung ang ibang mga artista riyan na wala naman sa kalingkingan ng kanyang lofty accomplishments ang na-achieve ay parang mga untouchable at prima donna kung umasta, si Ate Vi ay napaka-sweet at grasyosa kung makihalubilo di lang sa working press, kundi kahit kanino.

Maybe that’s one of the reasons of her longevity in the business and lso the reason behind her unfading come- liness.

Di kasi siya simangotera and she makes it a point never to go out during those times when she’s in a foul or grouchy mood.

Kaya naman isa lang siya sa mga artista nating masasabi nating perennially pleasant and a joy to be with.

Napaka-professional niyang tao.

Mereseng patang-pata na siya sa kanyang trabaho sa Kapitolyo ng Batangas, never niyang in-ignore ang kanyang mga anak when they need her or want to have an audience with her.

Kahit mga fans niya ay walang masabi sa kanya.

Kapag nagpupunta kasi sila sa Kapitolyo, kahit busy si Ate Vi sa kanyang trabaho, she always has time to spare.kahit na ilang minuto lang ba ‘yun.

kaya naman lahat sila ay nangakong susuporta sa grand opening ng kanilang The Healing ni Kim Chiu sa Star Cine -ma on the 25th of July.

Dapat lang! Ate Vi yata ‘yan!

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Ulupong na vavalina, kinamumuhian!

Hahahahahahahaha! A lot of people are asking me if the diabolical things that Vavalina de Cashtrue has been posting at the net happen to be true.

Honestly, I haven’t read any of them because I’ve never been into it.

Nagagamit ko lang ang internet sa pagde-deadline and apart from that, I find no use for it anymore.

Si yosi-kadiring Vavalina, right from the very start ay nakasubsob na talaga ‘yan sa internet dahil wala naman siyang matinong gawain sa buhay. Hahahahahaha!

This abominable fag who has the looks of an ogre (looks of an ogre raw talaga, o! Hakhakhah!) has turned to browsing at the net for wanting of better things to do.

Sa kapangitan niyang ‘yan na kinamumuhian kahit na ng kanyang mga kapatid at kamag-anak, he’s got nowhere to go but to spend time at any internet shop and drown his sorrows in there. Hahahahahahaha!

Imagine, he’s almost 70 (Hahahahahahaha! ngetpalites na, wrangler pa, pa’no na lang kaya ang future ng tikbalang na ‘to? Hahahahahahahaha!) but his future appears to be exceedingly bleak and horrendous.

Banatan mo man ako nang banatan sa mga cheap websites na ‘yan, Vavaling, I don’t give a fucking hoot!

You’re a non-entity in as far as I’m concerned, I see no reason why you should intimidate me. Hahahahaha!

I-bleach mo na lang ng five hours a day ang mga triangular ang shape na mga peklat mo (demonic ka kasi kaya nagri-resurface sa kabalatan mong talbog ang katad ng kalabaw…Hahahahahahaha! ang mga kahayupan at kawalang-
hiyaan mo sa buhay) para mabawasan naman ang mga duldolic manifestations sa yosi-kadiri mong balat.

Mamatay ka man any time, wala sigurong makikipaglibing sa ‘yo dahil ang sama-sama mong tao at ulikba pati ang iyong pag-uugali.

Go to hell, Vavaling. Taning has been waiting for you for the longest time. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Keber!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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