Candidacy ni Philip Salvador sa Bulacan, butata!
WAS able to talk to the very charismatic board member Michael Fermin of Bulacan the other day and we gathered that Philip Salvador’s dream of running for the vice-gubernatorial post in Bulacan has been tragically aborted.
“The residence that he claims to be his happens to be a foreclosed property of Planters Bank,” BM Fermin coolly elucidates. ”
“For you to qualify, the house you claim to be yours should be your domicile and you should at least be a residence of that particular locality for at least one year,” ventures board member Michael further.
Kung totoo raw na kay Philip nga ang place na kini-claim niyang kanya at tatayuan niya ito ng kanyang residence, kapos pa rin daw sa oras dahil lalabas na six months lang siyang titira roon. That is if the place in question happens to be ready for residency already.
Ang kaso obvious raw na wala namang tumitira sa nasabing lugar at hindi pa ito naayos at di kumpleto ang amenities. Anyway, may resolution na raw ang Pandi comelec disapproving Philip Salvador’s candidacy.
Ano kaya ang say ni Lola Ngangita (Ngangita raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) sa abysmal development na ‘to sa ca- reer ng kanyang alaga?
Of course Vice-governor Daniel Fernando, Mr. Philip Salvador’s would be opponent had his candidacy pushes through, is non-committal since he respects the good actor’s status in the business as an actor of no-nonsense capabilities.
Medyo nao-offend lang daw siya nang konti sa mga sinusulat ni Lola Ferminganga (Ferminganga raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) pero alam naman daw niyang most protective lang ito sa kanyang alaga kaya oks lang.
Oks lang daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!
Going back to BM Fermin, aligaga siya sa nalalapit na pagdiriwang ng Sining Ng Kalinangan ng Bulacan from Sep- tember 9-15 that will showcase the beauty and talent of the Bulakenos.
“We want the celebration to be toned down and simple,” he musingly states. “Pagkatapos ba naman ng mga kalamidad na pinagdaanan natin, mai-expect mo bang mag-celebrate tayo nang buong luho?
“We just need to sustain the essence and spirit of the celebration,” he answers in a low key manner. “Of course the bridal fashion show is still there and the battle of the bands, along with the showcase of the Bulacan crafted jewelry, the barong of Pandi, and the meticulously crafted accessories as well.”
Iba talaga ang tandem nina Vice-governor Daniel Fernando at Board Member Fermin.
Venus Raj, agaw eksena sa priyider!
SI Andi Eigenmann ang lead actress sa Pridyider ni Direk Rico Ilarde ng Regal films pero agaw-eksena sa nasabing horror film ang presence ng baguhang si Venus Raj.
As the nosy neighbor of the character delineated by Ms. Andi (who’s a lot slimmer in person pala..Hahaha!), the former Ms. Universe 4th runner-up has been able to acquit herself quite well.
“Hindi na po ako nahihirapan dahil inaarte na ni Direk Rico ang eksena kaya all I need to do is emulate him,” Venus avers. “I’m so happy na tulad niya ang direktor na humawak sa unang pelikulang sasalihan ko.
“Otherwise, I would have been lost.”
Oo nga naman.
Still on Pridyider, an atmosphere film according to its youthful director Rico Ilarde, fabulous ang special effects nito na ginagawa ng grupo ng mga innovative young people na commissioned specially by Regal for the project.
“It’s a huge part of the film,” avers Direk Ilarde. “Malaki ang nagagawa ng speciasl effects para maging scary ang isang horror movie na tulad ng Pridyider.
“I feel so privileged to be working with the wiz kids in the industry.
“Magugulat kang talaga sa computer generated imagery ng pelikula namin na gawa ng mga innovative wiz kids na ‘to.” Going back to Venus, she is most excited with the turn of events in as far as her career is concerned.
From the ugly duckling that she was many years ago in Bicol, she has now metamorphosed into a beautiful swan.
Malaking factor rin na blooming ang kanyang lovelife dahil she has finally found her worthy match.
Showing na nga pala sa September 19 ang Pridyider ni Mother Lily Monteverde that’s also being starred in by Baron Geisler, Ronnie Lazaro, Bekimon and JM de Guzman who plays Andi’s childhood friend who helps her uncover and solve the terrifying mystery that this old refrigerator keeps.
Malditang aktres, naloka dahil sa kinahuhumalingang iba ng kanyang asawa!
Hahahahahahaha! Hitsurang diet to the max na ang beauty niya, hurting raw ang aktresang ito dahil may kinahuhumalingang cheapanggetch pero gandarang dancer ang kanyang mister.
Sa totoo lang, I just can’t blame her husband because she only looks good when she’s made up to perfection and gorgeously ‘accessorized’ by her expensive stylists. Hahahahahaha!
Otherwise, she is wanting of beauty and sexiness that her husband secretly craves for. Hahahahahaha!
‘Yan kasi ang hirap ng mukha ka talagang tangkwa (mukha raw tangkwa, o! Hahahahahaha!) kung walang emyas at pinagaganda lang ng mga mega watts na kailawan. Hahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Nakabibilib si Sylvia Sanchez!
NANG makita ko siya sa Butuan city many years ago, I didn’t have the impression that she would be what she
is now in the industry – a seasoned actress who’s staying power is veritably awesome.
From the Candy Corrales screen name that was her monicker during the late 80s (1988 if I’m not mistaken), she has evolved into the fairly successful Sylvia Sanchez persona that she now is quite famous for.
Say mo, kung dati-rati’y barya-barya ang kanyang talent fee, bonggacious na ito sa ngayon at siya lang naman ang aktres na nakararaket sa Dos, Siyete at Cinco.
Bonggacious, di ba naman? Hahahahahahaha!
Sa ABS CBN, isa lang siya sa iilan-ilang seasoned character actress who’s always quite busy and is perennially hopping from the set of one soap opera to another.
Hayan ka at katatapos lang niya sa Mundo Man ay Magunaw na isang top-rater talaga, join na naman siya sa umaapaw rin ang kabonggahang Be Careful With My Heart.
Kaya naman much sought-after si Sylvia ay dahil sa magaling siyang makisama at di isang prima donna.
Kung naglalambing sa kanya ang ilang kasamahan sa soap sa Dos, send agad siya ng kanyang mouth watering con- coctions sa kanilang TJ’s resto and bar na malapit lang sa ABS CBN.
In a way, nakabibilib talaga ang kanyang astounding metamorphosis from the somewhat awkward but hauntingly beautiful country girl that she was of some two decades ago to the cool and knowledgeable woman that she is today.
Minsan nga raw mag-guest sila sa isang relevant talkshow, Taglish ang banat ng anak niyang si Arjo Atayde, at wholly in English naman ‘yung dalawa niyang babaeng anak. Nang tanungin daw siya ng host kung bakit ganun, buong ningning raw niyang sinabing sa Ateneo at Poveda nag-aral ang mga ito samantalang siya’y sa Mababang Paaralan Agusan del Sur. Hahahahahahahaha!
“Bakit naman kasi ako mag-i-i-Ingles kung mapipintasan rin lang naman ako?” she points out methodically. “Ang importante, napag-aral namin sila nang maayos ng daddy nila kaya sosyal silang lumaki.”
Oo nga naman.
Mapanonood nga pala ang Be Careful with my Heart at exactly 10:45 am everyday from Monday thru Friday sa ABS
HALOS malaglag ang panga ko sa katatawa sa sinulat ni Danny Batuigas sa kanyang column na pagtatakbuhan raw ng
mga pahagip na daks na syolbams sa may Recto area once na ma-sight na nilang dumarating na ang caru ng isang mukhang chabokang (mukhang chabokan daw, o! Hakhakhak!) vaklushi na acne-ravaged ang fezlak. Hahahahahaha!
It’s not so much the stingy ways of the vaklung that they are complaining about but the malodorously foul s-mell that emanates from his mouth. Hahahahahahaha!
Naku, teh! Why don’t you avail of a good dentist’s advice so that your halitosis would be minimized if not to-
tally eradicated? Hahahahahahaha!
Ibabad mo kaya sa lisol ang dentures mo para mamatay ang mga mikrobyong namamahay rito. Hahahahaha!
Huwag masyadong maging confident at magbaon lagi ng mouthwash para makapag-gurgle ka as often as you want or as needed.
As needed raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!
The unsinkable Ms. Vilma Santos!
STARS come and go but a veritable queenstar for all seasons like Ms. Vilma Santos is indeed unsinkable.
Hayan at di na lang siya sa field ng show business humahataw kundi lalo’t higit sa larangan ng pulitika pero magkaganon pa man, she never forgets her roots and will always be fond of tinsel town.
The world where her dreams have practically been realized and, concomitantly, has opened up doors she never thought existed.
Kaya occasionally, there are projects that she gets to do like The Healing, not because she needs the money that goes with being an actress but basically because it’s the klieg lights that she gets to miss, along with the camaraderie on the set that has always been an integral part of her existence for more than five decades
Of course politics is already her world at the moment but it’s an unassailable fact that she can’t deny that she will always be an actress first and a public servant second.
Come to think of it, bibihira nga ang tulad ni Ate Vi na unsinkable na maituturing no matter what the trends are and even if she’s already not as youthful as before.
Ikaw na nga Ate Vi at wala nang iba pa!
Ang komontra, magiging kamukha ni Bubonika! Hahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my
love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!