‘Di makalimutan ang kadakuan ni papa!

HAHAHAHA! How so very amusing naman ang kaokrayan ng working press sa isang young actress na obvious na may resentment pa sa young actor na nakatesbun sa kanya.

Sa mga interviews kasi nito, inasmuch as she claims to have moved on already and has come to accept his fate an aeon ago, obvious naman sa kanyang tart answers kapag naitatanong ito na meron pa siyang bitterness na kinikimkim. Hahahahahahaha!

Ang mga vaklung talaga, masyadong mahilig mang-intriga. Hahahahahahaha!

Bagama’t soo rami raw ang nagkakainteres ligawan ang gandara at hitsura ng ikinula sa araw ng kutis, (hitsura ng kinula raw sa araw ang kutis, o! Hahahahahaha!) na young actress, obvious na may bangga pa rin siya sa rati niyang karelasyon dahil may anghang at bite ang sagot niya tuwing ito ang magiging topic ng interview.

In fairness, hindi naman siya ang nagbubukas ng topic tungkol rito but the very moment the working press start asking about him, stream of biting commentaries would flow unabatedly. Unabatedly raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

Well, siguro it’s more than about time that she forgets the past and starts moving on.

After all, bongga naman ang kanyang career at buong ningning siyang tinanggap ng publiko after that enervating episode in her young life.

Tsika naman ng mga reporters na tarugs oriented, (tarugs oriented raw, o! Hakhakhak!) baka raw kaya hirap maka-move on ang gandarang young actress ay dahil sa hindi nito makalimut-limutan ang endowments (endowments raw, o! Harharhar!) ni papa.

For someone so young, the guy, supposedly, is well-endowed and his dick is delicately shaped and so nice to touch or fondle. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Truth to tell, sa soap nito noon with the young actress that’s currently the flavor of the season, maraming vaklung ang nagtitilam-tilam sa kanyang pagiging juicy and well endowed. Hakhakhak!

So much so that most of the fags on the set would look at him longingly in the event that he would go to the John to relieve himself. Hahahahahahaha!

Iba raw kasi ang arrive ng bagets in person,’yun bang tipong nakapaglalaway.

Nakapaglalaway raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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Janice de belen, aktres sa lahat ng panahon!

SHE’S into teevee hosting lately, which, in a way, is not surprising since she’s always been most articulate   and poised even when talking with the cultured personalities in the business, but Janice de Belen happens to be a competent actress too.

As a matter of fact, when hosting a showbiz-oriented talk shows like Showbiz Inside Report had become quite elusive, her being an actress had practically sustained her visibility in the business.

Of late, after a riveting performance at Star Cinema’s The Healing, she’s once again delineating a pivotal role at Regal films’ another horror offering titled Pridyider (it opens on September 19 at cinemas near you) where she essays Andi Eigenmann’s mom who died of mysterious causes.

Sa pinaka-ultimate scene ng pelikula, maglalaban ang mag-ina dahil possessed na nga ng evil spirits si Janice.

Anyway, today being a Saturday, hahataw na naman sina Janice, Ogie Diaz, Tsong Joey Marquez, at Ms. Carmina Villaroel sa top-rated showbiz-oriented show ng Dos na Showbiz Inside Report.

As always, mga relevant showbiz news na naman ang kanilang tatalakayin na naiiba naman ang approach as compared sa iba riyan.

SIR goes on the air right after It’s Showtime.

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Hanep ang acting ni Manoy Eddie sa ‘Bwakaw’

SA TOTOO lang, no actor, past or present, can match Manoy Eddie Garcia’s fabled acting virtuosity.

Tunay na nag-iisa lang siya sa kanyang uri at wala na sigurong makapapantay pa sa henerasyong ito at maging sa mga susunod pa.

Indeed, the word versatile appears to have been coined specifically for him.

Name any role and he’s already portrayed it with the ease of a real pro.

‘Yung iba kasi, mahusay na aktor nga, wala namang sex appeal at machismo.

‘Yung iba naman, carry mag-delineate ng gay roles pero ‘yung stereotype gay lang na out and out limp wristed at binabatuk-batukan.

Manoy Eddie can breathe life into a homosexual role in many different ways like the way he did with aplomb at the movie Tubog sa Ginto during the late 60s, and Bwakaw at the new millennium under the competent direction of Mr. Jun Robles Lana.

Kung ang iba ay kinakailangang i-exaggerate ang body movements para maipakita ang kanilang homosexuality, subtle body movements lang ay carry nang i-hint ito ni Manoy Eddie.

Rito sa Bwakaw, mag-e-enjoy ka sa pelikula at sa characterization niya ng role ni Rene, a 75-year old gay who has no preoccupation but to wait for his death and how to disburse of his meager belongings to friends that he cares for.

Maganda ang treatment ni Direk Jun sa kanyang material. ‘Yun bang tipong tatawa ka nang tatawa without knowing na in the end, umiiyak ka na pala.

Maganda ang pagkakagawa nito ng gwaping at may sex appeal (may sex appeal raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) na batang direktor at magugulat ka na lang dahil tapos na pala ang pelikula at nawindang ka nito in a highly unexpected manner.

Do watch for it when it opens in cinemas near you on September 5.

Ito ang klase ng pelikulang di nakapanghihinayang (hayan, lola Fermi, salitang ugat ang inuulit..tonta! Hahahahaha!) panoorin.

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Ang tindi ng workload ni Governor Vi!

GRABE na pala ang workload ng lady governor ng Batangas na si Ms. Vilma Santos.

Imagine, hindi niya nasipot ang isang important event (Parangal Sa Natatanging Kababaihan) sa Muralla Ballroom ng Bayleaf Hotel sa Intramuros, Manila last August 24 dahil Linggo ng Wika celebration naman sa Batangas.

Iisa lang siyempre ang katawan ng ating mabait na gobernadora kaya minsa’y nagkakapatung-patong na ang kanyang commitments, she had no choice but to cancel some or send an official representative on her behalf.

Tulad ngayon, meron na namang Ala Eh, Takbo Competition (AETC) sa Paliparan, the biggest runway run of the year supporting barefoot runners that will be staged on September 2.

Prior to that, she attended the inauguration and blessing of VSR School type building of Alupay Elem. School in Rosario where she also visited the classrooms with VG Mark Leviste, BM Weng Africa, BM Mabelle Virtusio, BM Caloy Bolila and other barangay officials.

After which she hied off to Taysan to attend the birthday celebration of Mayora Anacorita Portugal.

Kung iisa-isahin natin ang activities ni Governor Vi the whole week ay kukulangin ang ating espasyo. Hahahaha!

Suffice to say, she is a working governor and she is not the kind who’d stay at the Kapitolyo most of the time since she wants to visit her constituents to know what their most pressing problems are, along with the things that can ultimately be done.

‘Yun na!

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Marami ang natutuwa sa paninigbak raw namin kay Lola Fermi!

SANDAMAKMAK ang nagpapadala ng congratulatory text messages sa amin mula nang tigbakin namin sa aming panulat ang Oro Can personified na si Lola Fermi, da ograng plastikadang gurangga.

Ograng plastikadang gurangga raw, o! How so fitting and apt a description! Harharhar!

Ngayon lang namin na-realize na marami pala ang iritada sa urung na urong ang dentures na plastikadang tsaka dahil sa kanyang ignominious attack and collect/defend and collect schemes. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung magsalita ito ay para bang sakdal-linis pero saan ka, she is the most diabolically rotten human being this side of Hollywood. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kung lait-laitin niya lately si Shalala (out of envy, but naturally, since German Moreno’s former side-kick is now a celebrity in his own right) ay ganon na lamang pero di hamak namang totoong tao ito compared sa kanya at may aliw factor to boot. Harharharharhar!

Anyway, sang-ayon sa mga fillers na natanggap namin, tatapusin na lang daw ang contract ng busalsal ang kailungang gurang at babu na itong bigla sa Cinco. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dapat lang!

Tutal naman, nagkamal na siya ng di biru-birong salapi at namumunini na sa iba’t ibang raket, it’s more than about time that she gets her comeuppance or retribution.

Kung bakit kasi di na lang si Ms. Dolly Ann Carvajal ang itinira at ang parang pwet ng manok ang mamad na kavivigang gurangis na lang ang tinigbak. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly and cattiness aside, this cowtowing and ingratiating tanderaketch has long ceased to be a name to rec kon with in the world of showbiz hosting. Kita n’yo naman ang mga showbiz-oriented programs na nahahawakan niya, hindi ba’t lahat ay below sea level ang ratings kaya pinagwewelgahan ng mga ad men? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Magtanim ka na lang ng kamote sa lagwerta (lagwerta raw talaga, o! que barbaridad! Hakhakhak!) mo sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita ka pa, lolang mukhang ginisang ampalaya.

Mukhang ginisang ampalaya raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, not even Ms. Lucy’s overflowing beauty and intrinsic intelligence can save the show from total and absolute humiliation.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magnganga ka na lang kasi sa pabolosa mong veranda sa Valenzuela city para magkaroon ng progress at katahimikan ang Cinco.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

You don’t deserve to be seen on national television since your pug nose, along with your too plebeian physiognomy, (would you know what it means, lola Escarlata de Abrelata? Hahahahahaha!) tends to distract most televiewers from watching the show.

Hakhakhakhak!

What a pity!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Naiiba ang loyalty sa kaibigan ni board member Michael Fermin

KUNG sa show business ay usung-uso ang back-stabbing at iba pang nakaookray na mga diskarte, lalo’t higit naman sa larangan ng politics.

Surprisingly, the ideal friendship that exists between Board Member Michael Fermin and Vice Governor Daniel Fernando persists and thrives in spite of the intrigues that abound at the political arena.

Wala talaga silang weather sa mga nakabuburyong na intriga at lagi na’y solid ang paniniwala nila sa isa’t isa.

Sa totoo, lahat ng mga projects ni VG Daniel ay all-out sa pag suporta si bokal Michael.

In a way, kayan naman solid ang kanilang samahan ay dahil sa they have absolute respect for each other and after office hours, they would cease to become the political figure that they are and would talk animatedly to each other as plain buddies do.

Dapat lang!

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