Feeling best actress, bobita naman

SA personal encounter namin sa wholesome imaged young actress na ‘to, wala naman kaming nakitang masama sa kanyang porma’t pag-uugali. Okay naman siya at magiliw namang humahalik sa mga entertainment writers kapag nakikita niya sila.

Pero lately, maraming mga negative feedbacks kaming natatanggap tungkol sa kanya sa set ng soap nilang dalawa ng isang gwaping na young actor, na bini-build-up ng isang top network, that is presently being shot on location in the bailiwick of a famous seasoned actress.

Kung ang young actor raw kasi na dead ringer ng isang Hollywood super hero ay napakaganda ng PR at wala ka talagang maipipintas sa kanya, his leading-lady, in stark contrast, is purportedly fast becoming swell-headed and hard to deal with.

Iritada nga raw sa kanya ang mahusay na character actress na kasama niya sa soap dahil hindi na raw siya nang-
babati at feeling Ms. Big Star na ever. Hahahahahahahaha!
Ows? Is that soooo? Hahahahahahaha!

Sabi raw nito: “Bakit ganyan ugali ng bagets? May award na ba ‘yan sa acting?”
Pag dumarating daw kasi sa set, parang walang kakilala ang bagets, super bopol naman daw umarte.
Ganuned? Hahahahahahahaha!
Kaaning!

Bago raw kasi mag-ilusyon at magmataray, ayusin muna ang pag-arte para di napupulaan. Hahahahahahaha!
Naku, hija, you still have a long, long way to go.

Learn how to eat your humble pie with dignity first so people won’t find you delusory and antagonistic.

Huwag kasi munang magpadadala sa positive reviews sa inyong soap dahil makasisira ‘yan sa ‘yo.
Hamo ng ang ermats mong di kagandahan ang itzu (di raw kagandahan ang itzu, o! Hahahahaha!) ang ilu at huwag ka na, hija.

‘Yun lang!

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May bagong inspirasyon si Sam Pinto!

NAKA-focus raw siya sa kanyang career at no time supposedly for love pero ano itong nababalitaan naming pala-
palagi raw ini-escortan ng isang hunky-looking Phil-Australian surfer-athlete si Sam Pinto?

From the looks of it, they appear to be supposedly very much in love with each other. Hahahahahahaha!
Ito talagang si Sam, oo. Napakahilig sa mga lalakeng spokening dollar. Hate na hate talaga niya ang mga ombres
na bobito bumblebee kaya kadalasa’y half-breed ang mga suitors niya.

Kunsabagay, better namang karelasyon ang mga lalakeng out of show business dahil hindi complicated ang kani-
lang pagkatao kaya madaling sakyan.

One thing more, nakasisiguro (hayan Bubonika, huh? salitang ugat ang inuulit, gaygah! Hahahahahaha!) siyang lalake ito unlike sa karamihan sa mga ombres sa show business na may pagka-double blade ang drama at masyadong egomaniacs to boot. Hahahahahaha!

Balak nga palang mag-celebrate ni Sam sa pagkakapanalo niya the second time around sa FHM’s Sexiest 2012.
Isang simpleng salu-salo ang inihahanda niya sa cozy resto ng gandaretch niyang talent manager na si Ms. Claire dela Fuente.

Dapat lang, my dear. Pasalamatan mo naman ang mga taong all-out ang naging suporta sa ‘yo sa FHM.

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Edilson Nascimento’s barely disguised dong!

HE is considered as one DNA’s most popular male models featured over the years.

Kakaiba ang kanyang sex appeal kaya fags of all races are vehemently raving over his succulent dong. Hahahaha!

His barely disguised dick (huge and palatable..Hahahahahaha!) is the fantasy of most bisexual and she-men all over the world. Hahahahahaha!

As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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UNTV at  8th year: Launching manibela academy

UNTV, the flagship TV station of Breakthrough and Milestones Productions International (BMPI), Inc. topped by Mr. Public Service Kuya Daniel Razon, celebrated its 8 years of setting the gold standard of public service on television and providing exceptional community and educational services in the Philippines.

On a meaningful whole day celebration last July 24, 2012 on two different venues, One Esplanade MOA Complex in Pasay City and UNTV Motor Pool in Congressional Road at Quezon City, UNTV unveiled more milestones in history of television. It was on top of the regular public service offering conducted by the station on a regular basis such as the free medical mission that on that day was delivered at thirteen sites all over the country, si -multaneously.

The celebration was kicked off by the launch of the 1st mobile driving school dubbed as Manibela Academy in cooperation with the Technical Education and Skills Development Authority (TESDA) and Ang Dating Daan headed by Brother Eli Soriano.

The mobile school, Manibela Academy – Ang Choice ng Matalinong Motorista, is equipped with full-learning facilities for driving and mechanical lessons including livelihood programs to be transported to baranggays. The launch was highlighted with free trial of engine tune-up oil, free massage and haircut for males and product sampling of Golden Oats being endorsed by Kuya Daniel.

Adding up, the said mobile school also launched the search for the Most Outstanding Public Utility Vehicle (PU -V) Driver to a win a utility vehicle of his own. One should have the good qualities of a responsible motorist to qualify for the award.

Subsequently, the station also launched a would-be feat on eight (8) world record challenge in partnership with Nurturers of the Earth, Inc., headed by Ms. Nona Andaya and the group Children for Breastfeeding represen -ted by Dr. Elvira Henares-Esguerra. The group will target the following Guinness Book of World Record on No- vember: Most Women Breastfeeding (single site), Most Women Breastfeeding (multiple venues), Most People Being Massaged (single site), Most People Being Massaged (multiple venues), Largest Gathering of Pregnant Women (single site), Largest Gathering of Pregnant Women (multiple venues), Largest Gathering of Cigarette Survivors and Most Number of Guinness Records Made in One Event.

And as joined by Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB) chairperson, Ms. Grace Poe-Lla- manzares as Honorary Speaker, UNTV introduced new and newly-reformatted ideal programs that suited this year’s anniversary theme Tahanan Mo, Tahanan Natin (Your Home, Our Home).

With its glorious past and promising future, as pioneered with Tulong Muna Bago Balita (Rescue First Before News), Dunong Gulong in partnership with the Department of Education (DepEd) and UNTV-Radio mobile booth, UNTV – Your Public Service Channel, will continue to offer a relevant alternative to the mainstream TV programming.

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Station ID ng Kapuso Network, ka level ng pelikulang pang hollywood!

Angat ang production values ng GMA Network, Inc. (GMA) para sa pinakabagong Station ID ng Kapuso Network na malapit nang ilunsad sa pinakasinusubaybayang istasyon sa bansa.

Sa shoot ng ID, ibinahagi ng multi-awarded film cinematographer at GMA VP for Post Production Edward Achacoso na namuhunan ang GMA ng milyun-milyong piso upang bilhin ang mga state-of-the-art production at editing tools para sa proyekto.

“We had major add-ons in this year’s budget for the procurement of best-of-class high definition cameras and graphics machines. These tools are of the same standards as those used in Hollywood movies such as Transfor- mers and Avengers,” ani Achacoso.

Ayon pa kay Achacoso, malaki ang production team ng GMA na kinabibilangan ng 180 personnel. “We hope to top the current GMA SID in terms of production and editing values,” aniya.

Sila rin ang bumuo ng New York Festivals award-winning Lupang Hinirang ID, na kasalukuyang napapanood sa SM Cinemas nationwide.

Ang SID na kinatatampukan ng Kapuso theme song na unang umere noong 2002, ay magkakaroon ng updated version na malapit nang mapanood sa Kapuso Network.

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Paparazzi tigbak na! August 4 ang juicy naman!

I don’t know what’s happening with the mentalities of some people at TV5.

Hayan at titigbakin na pala ang Juicy ngayong August 4 (prior to that, tinigok na pala ang Paparazzi last July 28) gayung ang dapat mawala sa TV5 ay ang panahon pa ni Mahoma ang hosting style na si Lola Frminata na ang mahal-mahal ng talent fee, di naman nakapagdi-deliver. Hahahahahahaha!

Jesus H. Christ! this aging woman is comparable to an old movie that is being shunned away from by the multi-
tude because it’s already hackneyed and passe’. Hahahahahaha!

Ewan ko ba kung bakit kung sinu-sino ang tinitigbak nila gayung ang nararapat na tinitigok at pinalalayas sa network na ‘yan ay walang iba kundi ang walang pakinabang na si Lola Nganga? Hahahahahahahahaha!
What doltish decision. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, kung magsalita ay para bang dekada kwarenta pa kaya nahambal talaga ang isang talented na host ng news and current affairs program ng nasabing network at diring-diring hinayaan na lang magsalita ng mga kat- sang telon eklaboom ang makalumang ngangaera. Hahahahahahaha!
How gross! Hakhakhak!

Honestly, if there’s one person who needs to get axed at TV5, it’s none other than Ferminata Biglang Tsaka with her hackneyed Tagalog and deplorably idiotic way of phrasing words that’s grossly reminescent of the time of Atang dela Rama and Carmen Rosales. Hakhakhak!

Tigbakin n’yo ‘yan at marami na kayong makukuhang replacement na mas practical ang asking price at mas maga-
ling pa’t makabago at the same time.

Sentiments will not bring you anywhere.

Tutal, malaki na rin naman ang kinita ng bungalyang ‘yan, (bungalya raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) it’s high time for you to get rid of her and get better replacements.

Di na uso ang dela (dela raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) niyan na puro mga tayutay at bukekeng makaluma ang alam.
Get a better replacement at a lower price that the network can very well afford.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Di na uso ang ngetpalites na’y baduy pa.
Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzeeee! Hahahahahahahaha!

Hangga’t naririyan ‘yan, di kayo makababawi (hayan syongang, lola, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! (Hahaha!)
Tagalog na nga lang, mali-mali pa!
Nakahihiyaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Blckbuster ang THE HEALINGni Ate Vi! (P70 Million gross in 5 dys bongga!)

May isang entertainment writer who also moonlights as a radio host ang hindi naniniwalang isang certified blockbuster ang The Healing nina Governor Vilma Santos at Kim Chiu.

Darling, Star Cinema won’t add some 7 cinemas to the initial 140 theaters that they availed of if the suspense -horror movie of the decade did not measure up to their lofty expectations.

As of presstime, lalong tumitindi ang response sa obra maestra ni Direk Chito S. Ronio dahil gumagana na nga ang word by mouth publicity na it’s a must movie for everyone to see.
Ate Vi has given movie of this genre a different touch.

Whereas ‘yung mga lead actors sa ganitong movie ay lawit-dila nang talaga dahil sa kasisigaw, she did it with finesse and in style.

Di ba siya nag-over-acting at naririyan pa rin ang sophisticated kind of acting ni Queenstar Vilma Santos na   seasoned through the years talaga.

Do watch The Healing from beginning to end to be able to fully appreciate the genius of a Chito Ronio.
Anyway, here’s what The Cinema Association of the Philippines has to say about the movie: “The Healing excee-
ded all our expectations. We expect it to open big but this is phenomenal!

“If the trend continues, The Healing is projected to surpass the final gross of Sukob 2006, making Vilma San-
tos at the age of 59 still a box-office queen who never lost her box-office appeal and a new horror queen.
“She is undeniably the Queen Star for all seasons!”

Laban ka? Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

As of presstime, The Healing has grossed a hefty 70 million. Making it the 2nd biggest 5-day opening gross!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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