Marami ang nabaliw sa ‘porno king’ na naging sex slave raw ng sikat na personalidad!

HAHAHAHAHA! The gay community has been enormously intrigued with the ‘porno king’ that we featured a couple of days ago here at Dapat Lang.

Kung sinu-sino ang naisip nilang ihula, kasama na si Anton Bernardo sa mga nabanggit, but unfortunately, the porno king we’re referring to happens to be a lot younger but because of the traumas that he’s been able to experience along the way, he’s now mature looking and no longer papable the way he was some five years ago.

Mabibili pa sa mga DVDs ang pitong porno films na sunud-sunod niyang nagawa kung saan in full focus ang kanyang sensational dick that’s impressive both in length and circumference.

Both in length and circumference raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Kasama siya sa isang top-rating teevee soap ngayon kung saan isang accomplished ng top villain ang kanyang role rito.

His name may not ring a familiar bell but his imposing dick would. Hahahahahahaha!

Unfortunately, he’s not as macho and good-looking as he was some five or six years ago.

His wanton existence has wrought palpable havoc on his machismo and is now a lot older than his biological age.

At any rate, if ever there’s one thing that has remained constant, it’s the formidable size of his dick that’s still huge and appetizing to touch or to lick if you want to.

To lick raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang mga vaklung talaga, masyadong particular sa mga daks. Hahahahahahaha!

***

Bea Binene ang layo na nang narating!

ALAS-TRES palang ng hapon last Sunday, sandamakmak na ang mga taong nasa entertainment area ng Robinson’s Mall sa Novaliches.

Mall tour kasi ng GMA talent na si Bea Binene in connection with her debut album under Galaxy records and is distributed by Polyeast at mabibili sa lahat ng outlets ng Astrovision.

Sa totoo, nagulat talaga kami ni Pareng Abe. Talu-talo dahil ang dami ng mga tao at lahat sila’y pawang excited na mapanood ang pamosong GMA talent.

Mukhang ang Novaliches at Fairview area ay bailiwick ng GMA.

Mantakin mong matagal nang natapos ang show ni Bea pero ayaw pa ring umalis ang mga otaw at patiently waiting sila for the young miss to finish her autograph signing spree.

Hahahahahahaha!

But that’s getting ahead of the real story.

Sa show proper, napatunayang may ibubuga palang talaga sa kantahan si Bea at tanggap na tanggap ng mga tao ang tandem nila ni Jake Vargas.

Kilig to-the-bones talaga ang mga fans lalo na’t may pakilig portion ang dalawa with the special participation of the Master Showman, German Moreno.

Anyhow, first time naming na-meet ang mother ni Bea at na-touch kami sa kanyang simplicity at warmth.

Sana nga’y lalo pang magningning ang kanyang pagkabituin lalo na’t mabait naman talaga ang batang ito.

***

Album ni Julie Anne San Jose, No. 1 sa iTunes

NAG-NUMBER ONE sa iTunes ang self-titled debut album ni Julie Anne San Jose under GMA Records ilang sandali lamang pagkatapos itong i-release at naging available for download nitong Biyernes, August 10.

Maliban sa pagkamit ng #1 spot, ang kanyang mga kantang Let Me Be the One at Enough ay napabilang din sa #29 at #30 sa kategoryang Top Singles ng iTunes. Lahat din ng kanyang mga kanta sa self-titled album ay kasama sa Top 200.

Ang 10-track album na ito na naglalaman ng kanyang carrier single na I’ll Be There ay maaaring ng ma-download sa iTunes store.

Lubos ang pasasalamat ni Julie Anne sa kanyang mga fan sa kanilang walang sawang pagsuporta.

Excited na siya sa nalalapit na showing ng pelikula nila ni Elmo Magalona na “Just One Summer” sa ilalim ng GMA Films. Mapanonood ito simula ngayong darating na Miyerkules, August 15.

***

Gwapo at freshness ang dating pero may bahid?

HAHAHA! Nang i-launch siya sa isang presscon kamakailan in connection with a youth-oriented fantasy soap kung saan isa siya sa dalawang leading men ng young actress na bida rito, marami ang naintriga sa kanyang personalidad. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman, flawless ang kanyang skin tone at well-toned ang kanyang body muscles.

‘Yun nga lang, marami ang nakapunang ang bagets na aktor ay palaging namamasa-masa ang mga kalabian. Hahahaha! ‘Yun bang parang nang-aakit na di mo malaman. Hahahahahahaha!

Tapos lately, parang consistent siya sa kanyang ‘pagpapa-beauty’ on cam. Hakhakhak!

‘Yung wet lips niya ay hindi talaga natutuyo at parang there’s something about him that would make you think of a young lady on the threshold of womanhood.

On the threshold of womanhood daw, o! Hakhakhak!

Kaaning!

Another ‘one’ ba ito?

Another one raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, okay naman siyang mag-emote on cam. ‘Yun nga lang, if you’re perceptive enough, you’re bound to notice how delicate some of his body movements are, along with his facial expression. Hahahahahaha!

Sa totoo, ‘di hamak na mas effect pa ang beauty niya as compared to his leading-lady.
Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

***

Mas credible ang figures ng Star Cinema!

KONTROBERSYAL talaga ang “The Healing” ni Governor Vilma Santos.

Hayan at sa kabila ng pagbaha sa buong Kamaynilaan, patuloy pa ring pinag-uusapan ang box-office results nito.

Why is that so?

Well, some people are pointing out the figures cited by this Box Office Mojo something wherein The Healing has supposedly earned only P74 million as of presstime.

Anyway, according to Mr. Roxy Liquigan of Star Cinema, the Chito S. Rono master piece has already earned a whopping P110 million already and that they don’t subscribe to Box Office Mojo at ‘di raw lahat ng kinita ng movie ay reported kaya ganon ang figures na nakalap nila.

Anyway, Star Cinema will release its formal announcement on this matter pretty soon so don’t worry Vilmanians.

‘Yun na!

What’s important is the fact that Ate Vi has been able to confirm her unfading box-office supremacy.

Kay Ate Vi pa rin, as time goes by, lalong dumarami ang mga ‘converts’.

Lately, nagpahayag ang veteran broadcaster na si Tita Swarding ng hayagang pagsuporta sa Queenstar for All Seasons pagkatapos na balahurahin raw ng mga Noranians at paratangang pineperahan raw nito ang idolo nila para may maipakain sa mga anak nito.

Oh, well, huwag naman sanang ganyan.

In the many years raw na nila-‘lambing’ ni Tita S ang Batangas lady governor, hindi raw siya nakarinig ng mga ganyang paratang.

Oh, well, speechless na lang daw kami.

‘Yun na!

***

Unfair ang pagkakatanggal kay Mark Mabasa sa X-Factor!

‘DI naman kami close sa X-factor aspirant na si Mark Mabasa pero nagulat kami sa pagkakatanggal sa kanya sa X-Factor last Sunday eve.

The young singer gave a performance of a lifetime but it was not good enough for the texters who favored the boy group more.

Anyway, napaka-unfair ng ganitong klase ng judgment.

Dapat ay ibi-base sa vocal virtuousity ng talent ang judgement at hindi sa good looks or freshness ng mga contestant.

Anyhow, we’re proud of Mark who used to grace the NPC night when Sir Jerry Yap was still the existing NPC president.

Anak siya ng isang fearless broadcaster.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

loading...

About Thor

You must be logged in to post a comment Login

Leave a Reply