Mark Mabasa lalong sumikat nang masibak sa X-Factor!

GOOD karma si Mark Mabasa!

Mula nang matanggal siya sa X-Factor ng ABS-CBN, nakatulong lalo ito para maging byword ang kanyang pangalan at makilala siya nang husto.

Kung dati ay hindi siya masyadong nano-notice sa talent search ng Dos, nang matanggal siya rito last Sunday, in a highly controversial manner,  biglang nag-create ng awareness ang kanyang pangalan and he’s now being avidly talked about by the multitudes.

Sa totoo, trending siya sa internet at marami talaga ang nagbibigay ng violent reactions sa supposed unfairness ng pagkakasibak sa kanya.

Kung talent lang naman kasi ang pagbabasehan, there is no doubt that he’s got it with a capital T!

Oo nga’t may personalities ang boy band na tumalo sa kanya pero kung pagkanta ang pag-uusapan, kayang-kaya niyang ilampaso ang mga ito kahit na magtulung-tulong pa sila. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Cheap!

Over sa pagka-cheeeaaaapppppppp!

Kahit kailan, ‘di talaga nawawala ang ‘lutuan’ sa mga ganitong talent search at palakasan na rin pati.

Mantakin mong talunin siya ng boy band na ‘to na, oo nga’t mga freshness ang itzu at mga gwaping, pero mga boses keps naman!
Hakhakhakhak!

Yosi-kadiri!

Iwas-iwasan sana ang mga ganitong eksena para ‘di nawawala ang kredibilidad ng isang talent search na pinagkagastusan pa naman ng milyones ng network.

“Yun lang!

Going back to Mark, don’t forget boy, he who laughs last, laughs the loudest.

Kita mo si Ferminata Lukresya, da guranggang super chaka, (Hahahahahahahahaha!) nakaeksena nga siya kunu-kuno sa amin nina Morly at Rey sa Juicy but where is she now? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi lang ang kapangitan niya at ineptness in hosting ang pinagtatawanan at iniinsulto, (Harharharharhar!) pati na rin ang kanyang pagiging The Omen. Hakhakhak!

Hitzurang pinagwelgahan talaga siya ng aming following at halos maging below sea level na ang ratings ng kanyang shows (Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Dapat lang, feeling magaling at gandara kasi, ang tanda-tanda na, ang panget-panget pa! Yuck!).

Magnganga ka na lang, lola, dahil diyan ka nababagay. Hopeless ka na as teevee host because your hosting style reminds everyone of the 40s and the 50s. Hakhakhakhakhak! Tsupi!

Going back to Mark, I have this intuitive feeling that he’s going to be back at X-Factor pretty soon.

Abangan ang susunod na kabanata!

‘Di ikaw, Lola Fermi ang aabangan, huh? si Mark Mabasa na oozing with talent and karapatan!

‘Yun lang!

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Riveting ang ‘Just One Summer’

HONESTLY, I didn’t have any lofty expectations when I watched GMA Films Just One Summer last Monday at cinema 9 of SM Megamall.

Parang ang iniisip namin, it’s just one of those mushy teen-age movies that I’m no longer that capable of appreciating at the ripe old age of 90. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pero honestly, unang naka-attract sa akin ay ang visuals o cinematography ng movie.

Bonggacious at napakalinis.

Parang it reminds you of the glossy and sleek movies of Viva films wayback during the early and mid-80s.

As the movie moves along, na-engross na kami nang husto sa malinis at hindi pretensyosong pagkakagawa rito ni Direk Mac Alejandre.

Kapuna-puna ang husay umarte ni Julie Anne San Jose at ang smoldering sex appeal ng lead actor na si Elmo Magalona.

Kaaliw rin ang pag-arte nina Alice Dixson, Joel Torre, at Cherie Pie Picache, along with Buboy Garovillo, and Ms. Gloria Romero.

Sheena Halili looks svelte and young in the role of Julie Anne San Jose’s bossom buddy.

As a whole, if you want to forget the typhoons and the floods and some negative occurrences in your life, do watch it.

Ang ganda-ganda talaga ng pelikula. And I’m saying that with all the honesty I could muster.

Totoo!

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Pinipilahan pa rin ang ‘The Healing’

BOW na talaga kami sa The Healing ni Direk Chito Rono. Trend-setting talaga ito kaya naman on its 3rd week, hugos pa rin ang mga tao para panoorin ito sa mga sinehan.

‘Yung doppel ganger thing rito ay ginamit na rin sa ibang horror movies and that is one surefire indication that the movie’s a trend-setting thing.

Anyhow, like I’ve said for the umpteenth time, the movie has become all the more interesting with Governor Vilma Santos delineating the pivotal lead role.

Hindi pang-horror ang beauty ni Ate Vi pero dahil nag-effort siya, nag-blend talaga nang husto ang kanyang sweet personality sa ganitong genre.

No wonder, on its third week, tambak pa rin ang mga nanonood kaya more than 110 million na ang kinikita.

Kaya ‘yung mga nasa kabilang kampo riyan na patuloy na nag-iilusyong matatalbugan kuno ang box-office receipts nito once na ipalabas na ang movie ng kanilang idolo, put a stop to your delusions, okay?

Your idol is, admittedly, a most consummate actress but at the box-office, she’s, positively, a goner.

Hayan, ha? I made it simple and direct.

Babutsh!

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Ang babae pa ang agresibo!

HAHAHAHA! Deadma lang si Mudra ni papa pero shocking Asia pala ang pagkaagresibo ng young actress na ‘to when it comes to sex.

Imagine, ito pa raw ang pala-palaging agresibo at haling na haling (o, Bubonic, did you hear that? your very word, ‘di ba naman? Hakhakhak!) sa soo taba and sooo habang tarugs ng young actor. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kaya predictably so, iritada sa kanya ang young actress na ka-loveteam ng young actor specially so now that she’s moving out of the network she used to be under contract with and has now moved in to the network the well-endowed young actor is working for. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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