May tagong sugar daddy ang pranelang sexy actress!

BILIB din naman tayo sa young actor na ‘to. Material boy talaga siyang maituturing.

Imagine, ‘yung dyowa niyang may pagka-aning-aning o pranela lucasta, may good provider raw palang itinatago but he seems to be very much indifferent to the idea. Hahahahahaha!

According to our informer, the millionaire boyfriend of this sexy actress happens to be extremely loaded and and he’s most besotted of her to the point that he’s more than willing to give everyting that she fancies, including the new well-appointed house that she’s living in at the moment somewhere down north.

O, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang swerte talaga kung dumating sa isang tao, di ba naman? Hakhakhakhakhak!

Dati-rati, pa-emote-emote lang sa utol niyang taartits rin ang mahaderang babaeng ito.

Pero sa ngayon, she has palpably become her own woman.

And at the rate things are going, mukhang magiging mas matagumpay siya as compared to her sister who’s not that shrewd when it comes to managing her finances.

‘Yun nga lang, mas mabait naman ito (her older sis) compared sa kanya na maldita’t mahadera talaga na ultimomg ina ay kanyang inuumbag at tinatarayan. Hahahahahahaha!

Hayupera, di ba naman?

Anyhow, mukhang di naman siya magiging maswerte sa papa niyang aktor dahil tipong ‘di  naman ito inlababu sa kanya at after lang sa mga conveniences na kanyang naibibigay. Hahahahahahaha!

What a way to live!

Kunsabagay, ganyan naman talaga. What you sow is what you reap ‘ika nga.

Hahahahahahaha!

Period. Ayoko ng chaka! Hahahahahahaha!

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‘Be Careful With My Heart’ humataw ng 26.4% national TV ratings

HALOS umabot na sa 30% mark ang ratings kamakailan ng no.1 daytime program ng bansa na Be Careful With My Heart. Base sa datos ng Kantar Media noong Martes (Agosto 21), nakamit ng ‘kilig-serye’ nila Jodi Sta. Maria at Richard Yap ang all-time high national TV ratings nitong 26.4% mula nang magsimula itong umere noong Hulyo.

Halos 16 na puntos na kalamangan kumpara sa katapat nitong programa na nakakuha lamang ng 10.7%. Patuloy ang pagtutok ng TV viewers sa makulit, masaya, at nakakikilig na kuwento ng unti-unti ngayong nagkakalapit na sina Yaya Maya (Jodi) at si ‘Sir Chief’ na si Mr. Lim (Richard).

Ngayong nagbalik-eskwela na si Maya, nalalapit na kaya ang katuparan ng ultimate dream niya na maging isang flight stewardess? O isang hindi inaasahang pag-ibig ang hahadlang rito?

Huwag palampasin ang Be Careful With My Heart, araw-araw, 10:45am, bago mag-It’s Showtime, sa Prime-Tanghali ng ABS-CBN. Para sa karagdagang up- dates, bisitahin ang ABS-CBN Social Media Newsroom (SMN) sa www.abscbnpr.com para sa updates, photos, videos, interviews, at presscon podcasts. Sundan ang @ABSCBNpr sa Twitter at i-’like’ ang ABS-CBN SMN sa http://face- book.com/abscbnpr.

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Jestoni Alarcon

KAPAG nakikita namin si Jestoni Alarcon, we are reminded of the golden era of Tinsel town.

The time when presscons were much-awaited events and you could come without the usual invitations that are SOPs nowadays.

‘Yan ang era ni Jestoni Alarcon who made a big splash during the late 80s and whose star had sparkled like precious gem even during the 90s.

Anyhow, looking at him from a distance at the presscon of the GMA soap Sana Ay Ikaw Na Nga that was staged at the posh Excess Superclub along Timog, it gives us a good feeling to see him looking good and youthful and fabulously slim and still hunky at forty something.

Forty something raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, calmly seated side by side with his perennial leading lady during his scalding and baring Seiko films days, Jestoni appears to be the paradigm of cool detachment.

But seeing him looking veritably svelte just like when he was the hunk to contend with during his stint with Robbie Tan’s movie outfit, it makes us proud and happy to see him looking good and healthy.

At least even during his 40s, (an age that can be pretty crucial for showbiz denizens) he still can give the younger hunk a run for their money. Hahahahahahaha!

Katilam-tilam pa rin siya, honest! and every inch papable, Vir Mateo must be pretty proud of what his most successful protege has become.

Anyway, Sana ay Ikaw Na Nga is under the expert direction of the very macho Direk Dick (what a name he’s got! pretty intriguing, huh? Hahahahahaha!) Lindayag and written by its original writer RJ Cuevas. It’s slated to premier on September 3 on GMA Afternoon Prime.

Do watch for it since it features today’s hot papa Mikael Daez and pretty newcomer Andrea Torres who’ll delineate the pivotal roles of Cecillia Fulgencio and Olga.

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Ate Vi ‘di papatol sa mga intriga

BUTATA ang mga sour-graping na intrigera dahil no comment ang queenstar sa mga barbed commentaries nila na flop raw ang The Healing na binabasa n’yo ito’y pinipilajhan pa sa mga sinehan all over the country. Hahahahahaha!

Manigas kayo mga intrigerang gurang! Hakhakhak!

Why should Ate Vi stoop to your inordinately debased level when she knows that her movie happens to have become a veritable moneymaker?

Mereseng bumuhos ang malakas na ulan at the height of its showing and yet people would still come in droves just to witness the movie event of the year.

Laban kayo mga intrigerang old maid rivah? Hahahahahaha!

Anyhow, mas preoccupied si Ate Vi sa forthcoming celebration nila sa Batangas ng annual feast ni Mama Mary na gaganapin sa Taal Lake aboard a big boat on September 8 that will start at 6 am.

Laban ka?

At the height of her illustrious movie career, this event would have been next to impossibility for she was then a hopeless insomniac.

But working as a public servant seems to have healed her chronic insomnia that was one of her biggest problems many years ago.

Anyway, kita-kits na lang tayo sa Marian Regatta fluvial procession on September 8.

‘Yun na!

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Insekurida si Lola Fermi kay Shalala!

HOW so funny this Lola Ngangaera (Lola Ngangaera raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!).

Imagine, dati-rati, sa kagustuhan niyang matigbak na ako sa noo’y top-rating na Juicy at TV5, happy to-the-max ang lolang Chakadu (Lolang Chakadu raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) nang irekomenda niya sa kanyang knight-in-shining armor na si Mr. Perci Intalan si Shalala, ang GMA aide that time ni Kuya Germs. Hahahahahaha!

Feeling kasi ni Lola Fermi, hindi naman threat sa kanya ang nondescript personality nu’ng tao.

Ang di niya alam, mas may arrive ito sa mga otawzing dahil may aliw factor at di ba syoranggetch na tulad niya ever na pinandidirihan (yuck! kadirs talaga evah! Hakhakhak!) talaga ng balana. Harharharharhar!

Kaya sa ngayon, unfailingly ay araw-araw na binabanatan niya sa kanyang yosi-kadiring columns ang di naman maka-ek na si Shalaletch dahil hindi naman kolumnista ‘yung tao at wala namang gaanong clout sa press na karamiha’y kaalyado ng bruhitic (bruhitic raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) na ngangaera. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, in putting Shalala down, Bubonic is all the more making him a veritable underdog.

Say nga ng mga intrigera, si Shalaletch raw ang under, si Bubonic ang dog.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Kaaliw!

Anyhow, I strongly advise Ferminata Gurangga to put a stop to her demonic scheme because it’s not going to work this time.

Baka sa halip na si Shalala ang masyonggal ay ikaw pa lomodic lola ang matigok!
Hahahahahahahahaha!

Poor delusional grandmita. (Grandmita raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) She’s very much at a loss why her star is no longer brightly shining unlike during the 90s when she was being loudly heralded as the supposed heir apparent to Ate Luds’ throne.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

In fairness, you’ve had your day, Granny Goose. Magpahinga ka na dahil oslang gurangga ka na at nagpuprotesta na ang iyong dentures sa kapaguran. Hahahahahaha!

Period. Ayoko ng chakkkkkaaaaaahhhh!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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